[OOC] Overlords. (Sarpedon/Sanquin)

[Sarpedon]

Working on it now!

[Sarpedon]

I'm still working. Trying to get ready for D&D saturday

[sanquin]

Lucky you. I wish I had a D&D group. :P Also, you're getting ready early aren't you? Are you the DM or something?

[Sarpedon]

I've never actually played a proper campaign, so I'm feeling a little underprepared. The DM is also apparently fond of killing off characters if you're not careful, so I'm rolling up three to start off. on top of that, my primary character is a kobold warlock. it sounds like there's at least one dragonborn, and possibly a gnome in the party, too, so someone's going to end up dead before the end of the session unless someone is playing a super charming mediator or something XD

[sanquin]

Haha. xD I wish I had parties like that in the past. Instead, everyone wanted to be all friendly with each other all the time. Humans, elves, dwarves, and all good aligned...

[Sarpedon]

I've never actually played a proper campaign, so I'm feeling a little underprepared. The DM is also apparently fond of killing off characters if you're not careful, so I'm rolling up three to start off. on top of that, my primary character is a kobold warlock. it sounds like there's at least one dragonborn, and possibly a gnome in the party, too, so someone's going to end up dead before the end of the session unless someone is playing a super charming mediator or something XD

[Sarpedon]

I've never actually played a proper campaign, so I'm feeling a little underprepared. The DM is also apparently fond of killing off characters if you're not careful, so I'm rolling up three to start off. on top of that, my primary character is a kobold warlock. it sounds like there's at least one dragonborn, and possibly a gnome in the party, too, so someone's going to end up dead before the end of the session unless someone is playing a super charming mediator or something XD

[Sarpedon]

I've never actually played a proper campaign, so I'm feeling a little underprepared. The DM is also apparently fond of killing off characters if you're not careful, so I'm rolling up three to start off. on top of that, my primary character is a kobold warlock. it sounds like there's at least one dragonborn, and possibly a gnome in the party, too, so someone's going to end up dead before the end of the session unless someone is playing a super charming mediator or something XD

[Sarpedon]

I've never actually played a proper campaign, so I'm feeling a little underprepared. The DM is also apparently fond of killing off characters if you're not careful, so I'm rolling up three to start off. on top of that, my primary character is a kobold warlock. it sounds like there's at least one dragonborn, and possibly a gnome in the party, too, so someone's going to end up dead before the end of the session unless someone is playing a super charming mediator or something XD

[sanquin]

So...I don't want to pressure you, but any eta on when you can post again? :)

[Sarpedon]

I have a post in progress, should be tonight if all goes well.

[sanquin]

Yey~

[Sarpedon]

Sorry about the wait.

[Sarpedon]

Fuckin' D&D was SAH-WEEET!!!

The GM is a hilarious viking motherfucker, and one of the best storytellers ever. The host and his wife are an interesting couple, very nice people and very competent roleplayers, and the GM's girlfriend is an angry french lady who is probably terrifying if she gets pissed off, but she didn't get any favouritism. She is, however, the best at manipulating people IC so she ends up with more stuff anyway XD

Our party is a dragonborn figher, a half-elf thief, a changeling bard, and a kobold warlock. The fighter had enslaved the thief up until this session, so she hates anything with scales, and dragonborn hate kobolds, so I started the game with half the party very suspicious (dragonborn) to outright violent (half-elf). The latter was my fault, though, as I got her kicked out of a fancy museum of sorts while trying to steal a magic repeating hand crossbow to use on the gnome proprietor XD

Within ten minutes of starting, I was down to 4 health. I started out hiding in some bushes, plotting out the best way to kill a wandering gnome salesman when it turned out that his shtick was super-blindness. He detected me, had no idea I was a kobold, and cooked me dinner while I plotted his death XD Before I could do anything, though, a half-giant monk appeared, delaying my plans. Then we ended up going to sleep. By the time I found an opening, there was a giant (to the kobold) bear ransacking the camp. So, being the intelligent individual that I am, I shot the bear in the ass. The GM rolled a 19 for the bear's counter-attack, and I only just barely survived, rolling a natural 20 to auto-stabilize after being severely fucked up by a pissed off bear.

After the monk and the gnome scared the bear away and healed me back up to 4 health, I followed the monk, who was following the bear, to the camp where the other PCs were already hanging out.

The next day, severe shenanigans ensue, and I'm left at 2 health before I plug three bandits and get another shot by his own buddy. I got bonus experience for being the most in character and the most deadly and for clutching a key roll that may very well have saved the party. I'm now level two and stoked for next week.

And I'm working on a post for you.

[sanquin]

Well, that sounds like one hell of a first session. xD

Also, my bad as I should have been more clear. But she did accept the money. It was more a "Thank you, and I accept. But that wasn't the reason." :)

[Sarpedon]

It was pretty dope. I had a great time.

Oh, okay. Sorry. I will fix that.

[sanquin]

I...never mentioned anywhere in my post that Sanguine was leaving to do work. They had agreed to first relax in the lounge with a drink, had they not? :p

[Sarpedon]

You're right. This is why I try not to post when I'm tired. I'll fix it.

[Sarpedon]

Sorry that took so long.

[sanquin]

I refuse to play in a fantasy setting without being able to drink any kind of alcohol. Even as a vampire. :P