Holden wishes he were in another team to avoid this bitter rivalry. He'll just be, uh, sitting pretty with his headphones while his team goes to war.
"You're on pink right?"
"Who? What?"
"You're apart of pink team right?!"
"I'm not sure I understand the question."
"When they put you on teams in the beginning of camp-"
"Right yeah."
"-they put you on a team right?"
"Yeah, of course. Why else would I be here?"
"Okay so if they put you on a team-"
"Mhm mhm"
"-then that team has a color-"
"Yeah! Yeah it does!"
"Okay okay, so that color must be pink because you're SITTING AT A PINK TABLE, RIGHT?"
"I'm sorry, I'm just not understanding the question."
"OMG"