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@cloudystar wait tonight is new years?

oh.
and i'm here
all alone
listening to sad music
drawing
and typing to you mofos
what has my life become
@Shmektheshmuck



this is why
@Shmektheshmuck nO No

here a memme

@Shmektheshmuck

jesus, man pull it together. Youve got time to get the ladies.
@Skepic@Gutshot@Demous@Duoya@Aladdin sanity
I didn't get a girlfriend


what are you even talking about. Peasent.
Of course but the voice is just drowning in deez men MMMMMMM
@Demous

Gordan has a particular way of cooking steak and if its not just medium rare then you have disgraced him.

"I prefer mine undercooked..its fun to watch the blood on the plate flood into my mashed potatoes staining the surface to become pink instead of pure white" "Your such a freak"
@Gutshot

*cuts steak to find it too rare*

"...What have you done. Why have you forsaken me with this stab in the back? You have betrayed me...You have betrayed your family..and your cooking utensils..But most of all you have betrayed this steak..this steak wasn't meant to slaughtered to be wasted and dishonored..."
@Shmektheshmuck

true you blitthering ***&WW*& bee
<Snipped quote by Aladdin sanity>

<Snipped quote by Shmektheshmuck>

What if he is just slightly disappointed in you? He gives you a gaze that purely says "You could've done so much better... Why", a glance that haunts your dreams with what you could've done, what could've been.

Gordon knows how to get into your head and cook sosig


You know what you are completely right

"what is this?...You over cooked the lamb.." *kneels to you and places hand on shoulder* "What have you done?..why have you embarrassed me, yourself, and this establishment with this lamb? Please...go home and think about the sins you have committed here today"
And we need gordan ramsay to to judge. Or at least some anime version of him who's super power is sonic scream.

"YOU OVER COOKED THE GODDAMN LAMB, YOU DISGUSTING TWIT"


*opponent has gone death and is defeated*
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