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This confession does make me wonder, if given the chance to alter things, what would your current username be? I admit that I kind of struck gold whenever "Master Bruce" wss suggested to me in the early Hype days, but this What If? sort of thing fascinates me.


Back when I was a edgelord teenager who wore Jnco jeans and thought KoЯn was the greatest band in the world, I used to go by the incredibly cringe username 'Nowhere Man' (ugh) and I just kinda kept that name on a few of the boards I used to haunt. Then in college, I got cast in my favorite show I've ever done, playing the role of "Bazzard" in The Mystery of Edwin Drood, and I started using that name a lot, which then got shortened to 'The Bazz.' My online friends who knew me from both of those eventually took to combining them and giving me the nom-de-plume 'Basil Whereman.'

After realizing that I'm terrible at nicknames, I just stuck to pseudo-doxxing myself.
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1) This looks like complete and utter crap. The trailer gives you your daily dose of cringe many times over.

2) HOT TAKE ALERT: Venom is a shit character in general and my least favorite major Spider-Man villain. He was mildly interesting in his debut arc, and outside of that has been nothing but garbage outside of Agent Venom


Venom was very much a product of the 90s, and the further away we get from that era, the worse he's aged. Like Gambit or Doomsday, or basically the entire original lineup of Image Comics. That said, I liked his debut arc, his first arc in the Ultimate comics, bits of Lethal Protector, and I actually quite like Donny Cates' current run as it's one of the only things Marvel puts out at the moment that feels like an actual comic book.

But yeah, four things I liked in about 30 years worth of material isn't a particularly strong portfolio, especially outside of the comics. They regularly fast-forward through the Black Suit Saga (IMO one of the most potentially interesting parts of Pete's mythology) in order to get to the character, and when they do he regularly disappoints. He was okay-ish in The Animated Series, but far from the best villain in the show for how much emphasis they put on him. And the Venom episodes of Spectacular Spider-Man were far and away the weakest in the series. And the less said about his outing in Spider-Man 3, the better.

As a rule of thumb I don't believe there's such a thing as a wholly bad character, as the right creative team with the right idea can turn even the lamest concept into something cool. But there are definitely characters that are harder than others to do well, and Venom is pretty high on that list.
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It was posted in a timely manner.

That's all the proof I need.


@SepHaha, sorry, I'm probably not joining I've got a lot on my plate right now. I was just looking because I'm a DC geek that has recently taken a deep dive into the more obscure DC characters and get curious to see if some of the characters I research get mentioned.


Well, we did just bring up Dogwelder, so hey, now's as good a time as any.....

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Better yet...

IT WAS GRANT MORRISON ALL ALONG


Awww, sonofabitch!
I think all signs are pointing to Surfer working for the Ten-Eyed Man.
I like that your Superman isn't wearing an awkward, alien helmet. Or working as a janitor. And doesn't have an invisible mustache.


Hey, I've just started, don't start throwing around spoilers like that.
I can't, Superman is just a weaker Thor.



Not as weak as your troll game.
I didn't get nearly enough love to sate my gargantuan ego. I will neither forget nor forgive this indignity.




T H E F L A S H

Revalations Part Two:
NOT FAST ENOUGH

"ONLY DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AWAITS YOUR WORLD SHOULD YOU REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN MY MASTER'S TEST."

One of the Surfer's hand began to glow with the power cosmic. The power was so volatile that it's throbbing was audible even to the Flash on the ground. At the first sign of the Surfer raising his hand, the Flash broke into a sprint. The Surfer tracked her gait with his eye as he prepared to unfurl the cosmic energy in the speedster's direction.

"AND IT IS MY DUTY TO DELIVER IT."


"Who is your-" Iris started, however she was unable to go continue before the Surfer raised one of his hands. The surfboard glowed with energy, and it passed over up to his hand. As soon as that happened she started off. Breaking into a sprint she started circling him at high speed, such as she had done earlier to contain his blast of energy in the street. What she needed to do was somehow disrupt his connection to the board, when she ran at high speeds Iris found that she could sometimes cause electrical disturbances. Usually she tried to avoid doing that. Today, she was actively tryin to cause disturbances.

Trusting the rumours that Superman had super hearing she spoke over the sound of the rushing wind. Her voice distorted by the speed she was going at, she had to draw out her words to make sure he could hear her. "Try and part him from his board." She pushed herself harder. Lightning swirling around as the dust kicks up in the air in a way similar to that of a tornado. She varied her speed, slowing and speeding up at random intervals to try and prevent the Surfer from succeeding to strike her. This had to work. The longer this fight went on, the more abilities the Surfer seemed to pull out of his bag of tricks.

Now that there were two of them? It was the time to strike.

She turned to see his feet lift slightly off the board and she smurked. Pushing on the speed now that he was off balance she kept pushing until the point where he and the board began to separate, he went to tumble and she shouted over the wind as she turned to grab the board. "Get him! I got the board!"


I have to admit, this woman's pretty incredible. Not only can she move so quickly that even I nearly lose track of her, but she can use her speed in ways I would have never even considered. Creating an ad-hoc tornado like that? That doesn't just take power, but intelligence and imagination. I find myself wondering for a moment if she's single...

....but only for a moment. There's still a job to do.

Cracking the earth beneath my feet as I shove off, I charge headlong into the vortex, muscling my way through buffeting winds that would uproot a skyscraper before ramming my shoulder as hard as possible into the surfer's abdomen. I clamp my arms around his waist in a spear-tackle. It's not particularly imaginative, but it's certainly effective, as we slam into the ground several hundred yards away a moment later.

As we tumble through the spray of upheaved dirt and rocks, I'm able to regain my bearings in time to catch the surfer. Slipping behind him, I hook my arms underneath his, then clasp my hands together and press down on the back of his neck.

I don't know if we can seriously hurt him-- I don't even know if he feels pain. But as long as I've got my hands on him, he's not going anywhere.

"Tell your master, whoever they are," I say as the surfer tries in vain to pry free, "that the Earth isn't theirs to 'test.' The people who live here don't answer to you or your masters. So you can take your judgments and condemnations, and you can--*ngggh!*"

The Surfer's body once again pulses with phenomenal cosmic energy, and pain shoots through me. It's a sharp, almost tingling pain, like banging your funnybone against the counter, only coursing from my head to my toes. The ground beneath us, even the air above and around us, is disintegrated into subatomic particles from the unthinkable heat and shock.

But my grip doesn't break. I grit my teeth and bear down. Somewhere in the back of my head, I think of an old rock song Dad would sometimes listen to while working in the barn, and the last line of the chorus springs to mind.

"Just 'cause you've got the power," I say, by body shaking from the strain of the surfer's own strength and the searing pain of his counterattack. "Doesn't mean you've got the right."

For just a fraction of a moment, the surfer's guard breaks. I don't know if what I said got through to him or he's just being worn down, but the disintegrating bubble of cosmic energy surrounding us breaks, maybe only for an instant.

Maybe just enough time for the Flash to finish this.
All right, let the brown-nosing commence!

Best Character: Spider-Woman (HenryJonesJr).
There are few things that irk me more than the current "everyone's replaceable" mentality with which Marvel (and DC to a somewhat lesser extent) treats its heroes, so for Henry to take one of those replacement-heroes and make her into something I genuinely look forward to reading is no small feat. Spider-Gwen has a distinct voice, a fleshed-out supporting cast, a rogues gallery that's filling out nicely, everything necessary to turn a character from the comics that I find 'blandly competent' at best and make her feel like an actual mainstay.

Best Character Concept: The Punisher (Simple Unicycle)
There are some genuinely great concepts that people have been putting out-- Bounce's police-procedural Green Lantern and Morden Man's Fantastic Four were very damn close contenders for this prize. But just in terms of sheer enjoyment to read, Unicycle's take on the Punisher from someone who usually wallows in self-loathing and ultra-seriousness into a Hong-Kong-action-flick who positively revels in spectacular gunplay has been a blast and a half.

Best Character Development: Thor (Lord Wraith)
It may be a bit of a slow burn compared to most of us jumping out of the gate, but Donald Blake's struggle with the identity of Thor-- and his literal struggle with Victor Creel-- has been very entertaining and engaging, with a very clear before-and-after, whereas a lot of us (myself very much included) have been more focused on future setups and plot-navigation and made our characters more or less fully-formed out of the box.

Best Story: "Welcome to the Jungle" (John Constantine [Byrd Man])
Byrd's been playing hard-boiled detective types so long I wouldn't be surprised if his house was lit like a set from The Big Combo. That said, when he's in his element his stuff is amazing, and his introductory arc for Constantine was genuinely excellent.

Best Post: Lord Wraith's Sex Scene For real, though, I'm terrible at picking individual posts to declare them the best, so let's go with the conclusion for Bounce's "Mary Jane's Last Dance" because that was a great arc that I would've given Best Story if not for Byrd being Byrd.

The John Lees Memorial MVP Award*: Master Bruce
How, how did you pull this off?! I've been trying for like three years to re-launch the old Hype Basement games, only for each of them to burn out after like a week. What's your secret? What dirt do you have on folks to keep them posting? What obscene hoodoo incantations did you perform? I demand answers, dammit!

For real, though, MB is doing the lord's work here-- and incidentally writing a Batman that utterly annihilates any of the current official incarnations of the character.
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