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Been staring at a blank Word document all day trying to get something going. This point, I'm just gonna wing it.
Listing off every NPC I've used so far, and if they're not the same as their comic book and/or movie counterpart, I've given a short blurb on what I've done with them:

Wait are we shipping our characters or comic characters?


Just be glad we haven't started shipping our IRL selves yet.

(Actually, I guess Wieg and Twy from the Basement did exactly that)
Since we're in the habit of starting random conversations, I figure I'd get today's in.

With the One Universe concept in mind, not necessarily even for this game, which heroes (or villains) do you think would make a good couple?

I struggled for awhile to settle on someone for Batman to romance, given I've seen games where he's shacked up with Black Cat and Elektra and didn't want to repeat that, but it's surprisingly hard to think of a good pairing for him.

Meanwhile, when I was playing Superman way back when, I set up a potential pairing of Clark and (at the time, Carol Danvers as) Ms. Marvel.


Dammit, MB, you know superhero shipping is like crack to me.

Let's see.....Wonder Woman and Thor seems like a no-brainer, but I also don't see them going past being teammates with benefits.

Spider-Man and Starfire I think would be a fun one, and given Pete's innate ability to attract women way out of his league and Kory being all 'liberated' and whatnot, there's no way these two would be in the same universe without shacking up at some point.

As for Nightwing, as bad as his reputation is for jumping into the sack with every scantily-clad woman in sight, I think he always comes back to Barbara Gordon because deep down he really just wants something nice with the girl-next-door. So I'd match him up with Kitty Pryde.

Bit of a weird one, but assuming their age brackets line up, you know who would probably dig Beast Boy? Jubilee. Don't ask me why, I just think it'd happen.

I keep seeing fan-art shipping Harley Quinn and Deadpool, and I couldn't disagree more. Mostly because I hate Deadpool. But y'know who I think would be a better match (or at least more in keeping with characters)? The Green Goblin. Ol' Stormin' Norman could give Harley everything the Joker can, and he's also super-rich, and he's the type of manipulative asshole who would get his hooks into Harley.

Also, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Hawkeye, and Mockingbird would be swingers and not even know it because they're totally interchangeable.
Superspeed is the only way to change that is acceptable.


I'm personally an advocate of overly complicated Sailor Moon magical-girl transformation sequences. For everyone. Punisher included.
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Yeah, but it might be like a one-piece body glove.

Also, pretty sure if Thor was pantsed, he'd just stand there proudly.


I know comic-book costumes and historical armor are vastly different things, but given how much of a tremendous pain in the ass mail is to put on and take off, I'd hope for his sake it's split up into multiple parts. Trying to put on a onesie that's form-fitting and made of metal would be a nightmare.
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I don't think Thor is wearing pants, I'm really not sure where the armor and the mail separate.


I certainly hope he's at least wearing something between his mail and his, erm, hammer. Getting hair (or other things) caught in those rings hurts like a sunuvabitch.
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MB finally got his scholarship to clown college.


He's just there shopping for an arch-nemesis.
@AndyC I'm pretty sure I liked it but in regards to your last post....

what?


@AndyC Wraith has opened my eyes to your deception.




Also I don't appreciate you cheating on Iris. You'll be getting a very angry letter in the mail.


Hey, a guy has needs, okay?
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Don't be ridiculous, they don't just rotate stor--

...yeah, OK. That one's coming back. Stand by for Hydra Cap as well.


Could be worse. I'm convinced that someone at DC has the mind-eraser thing from Men In Black and just randomly zaps the writing staff every six weeks or so, then goes "Hey guys, I just had the craziest idea! What if Superman....was a bad guy?!"
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