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7 yrs ago
Current Nation RP set during an Interplanetary dark age across hundreds of tiny worlds- roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
7 yrs ago
Got my RP rebooted. Make a civilization human or alien and uncover the enigma roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
8 yrs ago
Why not a sci-fi NRP that doesn't waste space? Interest check here: roleplayerguild.com/topics/1..
9 yrs ago
9 yrs ago
Damn it Flimo

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My attention has been in other places for the most part and I tend to not like claiming "I'm making a post". I just post when I post and forum RP is not high on my priority list. That's why I pretty much just set up a diplomat character instead of trying to start a major political conflict since there already is a few of those going on anyways.

But I have a question of extreme importance. Which faction is most likely to try to make a dog man?
Trump will declare war on Mexico when he gets elected. I am absolutely certain of it at this point.

Most likely he'll get impeached before that, but since this is spam i'll ignore common sense and ask the question anyways.

What are your plans for when the US invades Mexico?
WILLA WONKA BRING DOWN THIS WALL
@Weird Tales
Hard to disagree. I can't even remember the last time I played minecraft without mods and halo is not much fun anymore. Halo 5's awful campaign caused me to return the Xbox.

So I just play counter strike these days.
Don't join the Amway cult.
But the purpose of our civilization (and all life) is work in of itself, do the Qulseoc with all their accumulated knowledge not understand that?
SillyGoy with his civilizations full of vegtable people and sodomy.
Neglectful i've been with this RP.

Well, I decided i'll just run around doing space diplomacy as Zafuv.

(The reincarnation thing isn't literal- it's their metaphysics and it's ambigous as to whether or not it even happens. It's as ambigous as the hindu concept of reincarnation. When Zafuv was a baby in a commune, it was identified by caretakers as the new Zafuv after the other Zafuv killed itself due to certain qualities distinct to a Zafuv like silvery bristles.)
Abyssal Domain
Valence Point

Hovering about the numerous disc-like screens a dense, stubby figure who proclaims itself to be Zafuv stretches its arm in frustration. Zafuv stretches its arm again and again vigorously, being ever more frustrated at what it realized.

Zafuv qualifies as a diplomat for the Abyssal Domain.

There is no worse job to have. Its reputation among its peers is forever tainted, forever Zafuv is doomed to explore the galaxy and be in the company of other beings and their defective life styles. Zafuv for a scant moment contemplates a reincarnation, but remembers all to clear the last time Zafuv reincarnated- perhaps being diplomat is punishment for killing its own self too much. Zafuv knows why it was chosen; this diplomacy came to Zafuv after all. For it was all the time Zafuv spent trying to understand the galactic basic that put Zafuv above many of its peers. Zafuv underestimated its understanding of the galactic common too great.

And its own knowledge of other cultures in the galaxy only further detered Zafuv to this unfortunate task.

But it is a nessecary task. Even if it means that the endless toil is diluted in the time wasting nonsense that pervades all too many other societies. Societies where the rich and opulent labor less than the poor and dilligent. Negotiating with these other societies will be tedious, but the rewards vast if all goes well. Unlikely outcome, but it is an outcome worth attempting surely? Zafuv looks at itself once more, with its thick silvery coat and pale, naked limbs gleaming from the natural light that fills the room and decides to accept its future.

Zafuv waddles out of the room with its new title.

Zafuv the Diplomat.

The abyssal domain is amoral with diplomacy, or at least has ideological priorities that lead them to send immigrants to "unproductive" factions. The lack of leadership means that you will have little luck hoping for coherent support due to their military being ironically very disorganized from a command standpoint despite how orderly they seem from a tactical/strategic standpoint.

At least their tech is good enough that you won't need too many of them anyways.
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