Arawak

GAME: Crush A Wish

You ended up making a black hole consisting of everything that exists in your living room and now are spaghetti.

Anyways, I wish to be a space man inside of a space suit placed in the space suit in a way that won't kill me. I also wish to have infinite supply of air similar to that you get in Washington at a altitude of 10 meters. I also want to be sure that I can teleport to other star systems and be able to survive re-entry into planets and be able to leave the planets as I like. I also now wish to have protection from asteroids and any environmental hazards in my spacesuit so that I don't get killed by giant asteroids again. I also want you to make sure that this is a spacesuit that wasn't made in china and made in a coutnry with competant engineers who know how to make a proper spacesuit that won't kill me.

GAME: Crush A Wish

You get too smart for your own good and are sent to the gulags for it in the America Keideo wished for. You committed the thoughtcrime of realizing your true purpose in life after some analytical thinking on your part.

Anyways, I wish to be a space man inside of a space suit placed in the space suit in a way that won't kill me. I also wish to have infinite supply of air similar to that you get in Washington at a altitude of 10 meters. I also want to be sure that I can teleport to other star systems and be able to survive re-entry into planets and be able to leave the planets as I like. I also now wish to have protection from asteroids and any environmental hazards in my spacesuit so that I don't get killed by giant asteroids again. (never mind that asteroids dont work like that! But this is unreality anyways)

GAME: Crush A Wish

Wish granted. Enjoy your new one party state where freedom and prosperity exist for all the american peoples. Our great leader will build the most glorious wall to keep the american people safe from mexican imperialist aggression. (There's still a congress, but it's now more like the PRC's congress) Also we must inform you that you are in the way of our latest project. You will be sent to new prosperous lands in Utah with $5000s as compensation for the home we need to demolish to make way for our latest trans-american super highway.

Anyways, I wish to be a space man inside of a space suit placed in the space suit in a way that won't kill me. I also wish to have infinite supply of air similar to that you get in Washington at a altitude of 10 meters. I also want to be sure that I can teleport to other star systems and be able to survive re-entry into planets and be able to leave the planets as I like.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but should note that makes you quite unique actually and people catch on to your existence. Everyone is fascinated by how boring you are, how can such boring person even exist?! But than they get too close and start harassing you every day trying to find something interesting about you, even if it means getting you naked, dissecting you and otherwise trying to find something interesting about you by force whether you want them to or not.

I wish to be a space man.

what would you do if

This a RP yet?

Very Relatable

With respect to RPs and my own characters I had many more characters like shorticus has than I did edgy-types.

When I was 14 I RP'd in a couple forum RPs as a angry man made of gold who is angry because he is angry and beats up people to become emperor of a galactic empire full of aliens. Or a alien species that uses giant cannons to go to space or a alien cyborg that is actually a demigod working for a god to cause chaos in this universe because the God in the other universe is jealous of us. And a space gangster who wanted to go t Neptune for some pizza. I still don't understand why I was denied at the time given the other characters in the RP, but whatever that's ancient history. Needless to say the reception of my characters was very mixed.

Edgiest I got was making a alien with exploding sperm that reproduces with stabbing people at some point. Never used it in any RPs though.

And it's hard for me to think negative of any of these ideas given what I dislike. They all are great concepts that everyone should try at some point. And I don't see them as any worse than elf #57 and fandom characters. Those are the worst. Id still take my giant golden men who wrestle their way to the title of emperor or a robot man that's a missile who has six arms to shoot lasers with over a fucking elf or a fandom OC any day.

memorable spongebob quotes thread

Did you know they still make spongebob?

This Man's Backyard

No interest?

I guess it's true what they say about free.

It's anime all the way down.

what would you do if

Oh god not this realm again.

I remember this one.

It seems fun at first, but it never ever ends.

And all you have to eat is McDonalds food while all you have to drink is soda.

Hope that you like moving since if you don't you risk obesity since there is no other food here.

I will need to imagine some people, try to poke holes in the ballpit balls and call them my new friends. We will have fun coversations about the weather.

Wait.

There is no weather here.

Well, how about the slides? Look at all these slides man! See them all, weee wee wee I love these slides. There is so many of them. I think there is a several million slides in this place. It is a whole galaxy of slides sliding down a infinite amount of ballpits. Maybe there's a ballpit ocean with life in it? Well, only one way to find out Mr. Redface.

This Man's Backyard

"Hello. Please get out of my back yard." The kindly old man says from the porch.