Arawak

And So Daedalus Laughed (Spam Inspired Psychological Survival Horror-ish RP)

Avoid it or kill it with fire is the only real way I can think of.

They'd be very rare and generally you'd know where one is lurking because they leave grease all over the place. So if things are greasy, you probably should consider going a different direction. (And you'd hopefully hear one lurking in a slide, really though going done a enclosed slide in this realm in general is a gamble since you never know if there's savages lurking at the end of that slide.

As for inspirations this does seem like a realm where things people have irrational fears of should lurk more than things that people have rational reason to fear. Like some balloon based monster or a creature that really likes to make clicking noises all the time and never stops following you. (and it's very hard to chase down and kill)

Lore wise I think the idea of any day and night or void should be dropped. It should just be playplace all the way down, up or in any direction for that matter where any sense of time is lost.

And So Daedalus Laughed (Spam Inspired Psychological Survival Horror-ish RP)

I got some monster ideas. Probably may conflict with your own direction since I like the idea of this RP being absurd as possible more than anything grounded in reality in any shape or form beyond internal consistency. Really i'll be so annoyed if people make characters who actually know what they are doing because that is so not what this RP needs.

-Pink slime

It's unknown where the pink slime came from. It may have seeped in from another dimension, it may be something Daedalus made because it wanted to. The facts of its origins are not important either way. What is important is that these monsters are extremely hazardous to your health and well being because the pink slime are globs of grounded meat that aggregate into larger and large floods of meat. Due to being unable to digest prey simply smother and suffocate food with their sheer mass much like a massive, C grade quality meat ameoba. The meatiness of the pink slime however, may make it good food. Shame no one really knows what's in it after everything it has eatan thus far. The pink slime notably has large, cartoonish googly eyes that it uses for decoration more than anything else and all sorts of teeth and bones it prods about the playplace with. Sometimes it spits these bones at its food to slow them down, as the bones tend to be all mushy and greasy. Oh god all the grease this thing leaves around. It's horrible!

-Big boys

Savages who eat their fafo regularly grow up to be big boys who are nice and strong. Big boys tend to just want friends, but also have a bad habit of eating their friends whenever they get hungry, so hopelessly gluttonous that any sense of free will in their diet has been long lost. Big boys have to crawl everywhere and often are unable to enter some parts of the play place limiting them to certain 'regions' where they can move about. They like ball pits and tend to make lairs in them. Also these lairs smell horrible. I'm honestly amazed how everyone hasn't gotten cholera yet in this place.

-Mascots

Savages wearing large, bulky costumes who run around trying to entertain people in the only way they know how or claiming they are trying to find help. Some of them are pedophiles, others are actually furry cosplayers while others still are very unfortunate employees who just wanted to get a living. Either way, you should kill anyone who goes around dressed up in some suit because they very well could be a savage and you'd never know. Some of them droll grease and shout slogans for fast food places that don't even exist, those mascots are much more dangerous and should get a supersized death for only $1.99.

And So Daedalus Laughed (Spam Inspired Psychological Survival Horror-ish RP)

Needs more fries.

Interested, may decide to RP as some 30 year old NEET (thanks to bad economy) whose lifestyle is very self absorbed. He believes that this place is great and a gift for all the bad things he had to go through on earth.

what would you do if

Dun like the name.

Why not Ronald Mcdonald's Funworld?

And I got monster ideas since you mention monsters.

Although all my ideas will likely be based around ground meat, grease, teeth and Googly eyes.

This Man's Backyard

Bumpity bumpers

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

love this video

@Weird Tales

I like this one better.

Very Relatable

No, I didn't have a lobotony when I made that character.

GAME: Crush A Wish

You get to be a professional asian working at foxconn. On the assembly floor.

I wish Arawak didn't like being a space man.

@Shorticus

You wish.

Again, I wish to be a space man inside of a space suit placed in the space suit in a way that won't kill me. I also wish to have infinite supply of air similar to that you get in Washington at a altitude of 10 meters. I also want to be sure that I can teleport to other star systems and be able to survive re-entry into planets and be able to leave the planets as I like. I also now wish to have protection from asteroids and any environmental hazards in my spacesuit so that I don't get killed by giant asteroids again. I also want you to make sure that this is a spacesuit that wasn't made in china and made in a coutnry with competant engineers who know how to make a proper spacesuit that won't kill me. Also for all the aliens I meet to be nice aliens that don't just kill people for no reason. And that I do nothing stupid that gets me killed. And not mention, please make sure the space programs get the proper funding so that the space missions can happen.

GAME: Crush A Wish

The universe crashes when someone tries placing a flag on their car. (whoops, incompatible mods)

Again, I wish to be a space man inside of a space suit placed in the space suit in a way that won't kill me. I also wish to have infinite supply of air similar to that you get in Washington at a altitude of 10 meters. I also want to be sure that I can teleport to other star systems and be able to survive re-entry into planets and be able to leave the planets as I like. I also now wish to have protection from asteroids and any environmental hazards in my spacesuit so that I don't get killed by giant asteroids again. I also want you to make sure that this is a spacesuit that wasn't made in china and made in a coutnry with competant engineers who know how to make a proper spacesuit that won't kill me. Also for all the aliens I meet to be nice aliens that don't just kill people for no reason. And that I do nothing stupid that gets me killed.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Wish granted. There is now no good star wars movies thanks to you.

Granted. However, you didn't prepare yourself for first contact with an alien species. You get zappified into space man dust before you can relay any information about space or return home.

@Shorticus

Damn it.

Anyways, I wish to be a space man inside of a space suit placed in the space suit in a way that won't kill me. I also wish to have infinite supply of air similar to that you get in Washington at a altitude of 10 meters. I also want to be sure that I can teleport to other star systems and be able to survive re-entry into planets and be able to leave the planets as I like. I also now wish to have protection from asteroids and any environmental hazards in my spacesuit so that I don't get killed by giant asteroids again. I also want you to make sure that this is a spacesuit that wasn't made in china and made in a coutnry with competant engineers who know how to make a proper spacesuit that won't kill me. Also for all the aliens I meet to be nice aliens that don't just kill people for no reason.