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TL;DR: Illegal porn was brought on the ship, servers overloaded, Highly advanced alien ripped broken overheated parts out, commander needed new ones, scum enters room and starts shit. Doctor reads a book, scum makes mistakes, warock slams his weak ass into a wall, he leaves to get duct tape, servers still down captain still not found and somewhere someone is masturbating to some gross alien porn.


this is beautiful. why aren't we writing for Hollywood?
Annalynn smiled as Mallory left to grab the tape as requested. She managed to squeeze out a rapid, "Thank you, Ensign," before he left. Vas followed, as well, leaving her with Maggie.

She moved to assist the Engineering head, taking a look at the damage that had been unleashed on the server. "Looks like the lieutenant got in there. Now tell me, why didn't we follow procedure, shut down the servers temporarily, apply some coolant, and wait for temperatures to be within human tolerance before 'operating' on the server?" Annalynn asked with a sly grin. The question was rhetorical, the intent mainly to fire up Maggie. The doctor had no valid evidence to back it up, but she personally believed that Nuts worked better when she was heated.

Bolts knelt down next to the mess and extended her arms so she could hold whatever needed to be held. She let out a deep sigh, allowing herself a moment of calm so she could vent a little bit. "Shit is crazy without the Captain, Maggie. We need her back soon," Annalynn voiced her concerns, which she knew Maggie shared.
NO WRENCHES as long as bolts can maintain some semblance of peace, nuts!
From the corner of her eye, Annalynn caught a reply from Maggie. She shook her head after she read it, unsure of what kind of reply she was actually expecting from her aptly nicknamed technical counterpart. She sent in return:

"Nuts (since you continuously passively insist you be called that),

I already sent her a message, but I can tell her again if you so insist. Be there soon.

And feel free to ask for help, sometimes. I'd hate to show up to the server room and see all its innards ripped out.

Bolts"

Annalynn rose from her desk, putting on the red leather jacket draped around her chair. She may have been the Science Head on a military ship, but Annalynn liked to look like the CEO of a corporation. It helped her self confidence, and the Captain had never exactly reprimanded her for never dressing in uniform, despite the urging of the Union brass. Annalynn made her way through the Science labs towards the server room. Passing the cafeteria on her way, she gave a small wave to the mild-mannered Dr. Cason - was that an actual book he was reading? The medical chief had always been a little eccentric...

It was no surprise to Annalynn to find the server room in the state it was: Maggie barking at Lieutenant Vas and Ensign Mallory, with - to Annalynn's great dismay - the innards of the servers ripped out.

"I seem to have showed up at an opportune moment, Commander Mason. Ensign Mallory, please give your ranking superior the duct tape. The science department has plenty to offer in return within reason."
Seems there are six rooms, but eight of us. Someone will need to share, though I wouldn't recommend sharing with Sirka. She'll take up most of the space by herself.


I think I referenced this issue in one of Sai's thoughts to herself, but she most definitely has the extra beds sitting around in the cargo hold to support everyone. bring it up with her and she can convert the cargo hold into a room with two beds!
The beeping was absolutely relentless. The console just didn't quit: message after message after message, all from various people both within her department and from members of other departments, primarily Security. Annalynn took a deep breath; she was glad she was blessed with the patience to deal with this. Many others on the ship weren't so lucky to be gifted with such composure under as much stress. That said, it didn't help that her personal console was linked up to her personal handheld communicator, so every beep from her computer terminal was matched with a vibration on the desk.

Not that Annalynn was busy. She was just trying to fill the latest work requests from the Security department - various weapon upgrades to implement, ideas they had that could be implemented, et cetera. On top of that, there was the standard workload that Annalynn was hired to do, which was improvements to the Audacia's weapons systems across the board. Nope, she wasn't busy at all. Her tech geeks were supposed to be cranking away at targeting software, trying to optimize and calibrate wherever necessary, but with the disappearance of Captain Ray, quite a few of her people were busy brainstorming possibilities for how the Captain disappeared and where she could have gone.

Just then, the door to her office slid open, one of Annalynn's ensigns standing at the doorway with a look of shock on his face. "Sorry to bother you, ma'am. We, uh... overloaded the simulation again, ma'am. The good news is that the signs from the simulations were positive while they lasted."

Annalynn sighed. This had been a common problem recently - the ensigns got a little overzealous, overtasked the computer running their simulations, and blew the whole damn thing up. "It's alright. I'll see if someone from engineering can send someone up. Dismissed."

The ensign saluted, "Yes, ma'am," and left the room.

Annalynn turned to her console, ignoring the onslaught of messages before her to open two new drafts.

The first was as follows:

"Maggie,

The kids did it again. Overloaded the computer and it burned itself out. Can you get someone to take a look when you can? Not a priority, as it's good practice for them to run their own calculations to support the simulations, but it'd be nice to have a working simulation computer again.

Thanks,
Bolts

PS Can somebody please remind Security that Sciences is not limitless in its operating capacity and that we do, in fact, have better things to do than entertain their endless requests for sidearm improvements?

PPS I think the kids figured out a more effective targeting solution for the Audacia's guns. Hopefully, this will lead to less incidents in which we fire on our own people. Take a look when you're free so we can figure out how we can implement it properly and in coordination with Engineering."

Annalynn couldn't help but release a small smile as she hit send, both at her affectionate usage of "the kids" to refer to her people and at the rare expression of stress she just let out in her message.

The second message went to Security, and was notably less casual:

"Commander Kal Rama,

I understand your people's needs for personal firearm improvements, and they are being addressed by the Science team. However, relentlessly messaging me with demands to speed up your upgrade requests is, unfortunately, not going to change the reality that my people have more pressing tasks to deal with, such as the disappearance of our Captain. If you would be so kind as to alert your people to this fact, I would be very appreciative.

Many thanks,
Dr. Annalynn O'Neil"

Hopefully that would stop the barrage of messages Annalynn's computer was still suffering. Annalynn nodded to herself and sat back in her chair, taking a moment to relax.
for posterity's sake, here's an image of the layout of a YV-560 I found with a quick Google search, supplemented by my notes on changes Sai has made. I'll add this to Sai's CS for future reference, as well.

Sai assigned names to faces and faces to names, keeping track of each member of the team in her head. She nodded as the Trandoshan, Raresk, finished introducing himself, and began walking towards Drifter IV. She motioned for the rest of the team to follow. "Yeah, this baby right here is mine. Drifter IV, a Corellian Engineering YV-560 light freighter. I won't bore you with all the details, but if we squeeze in tight enough, we'll all get to where we need to go." Sai pulled out a small device from a pocket, pressing a button to lower the boarding ramp. "Feel free to get comfortable somewhere. If my hunch is right, we'll be spending a lot of time together on this little freighter of mine."

As the ramp touched the floor, Sai made her way up, stopping at the top for the others to follow her in. "Once you all get settled in, I guess we could work out the details of our plan of attack for Belona. So get yourselves acquainted with her, get comfortable, and we can all sit down and have a nice little chat!" Sai flashed a grin, spinning around on one heel for the helm of the ship. Hopefully she'd get a second to breathe - this leadership thing was already getting to be a little overwhelming.
aaaand we have our head of sciences! and with the nickname 'bolts' i am suddenly seeing maggie and annalynn being 'nuts and bolts' to the other department heads, because maggie is definitely the 'nuts' of this equation


being that they're both technically minded, I personally see a bit of a friendly intellectual rivalry between the two, marred by the occasional disagreement given their differing personalities!
there we go, she's finally up! took me much longer than I would like, but these things always do with me.
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