Mm perfect.
And lmao she's gonna go ooooooooffffff, like "um you're talking to a damn ex-farmer here. Tip me, asshat- I may not have heaved shit ona aplant, but this thing was heavy and I carried it all the way up here, and through a small scuffle I had on the way. Didn't even drop it either- its really hard to sneak around with such heavy steps. Different kind of effort, but effort all the same, man." But more IC heh
Lmao also maybe "what, did you want me to throw this at you? Your head would make a pretty nice target. I could do that. Go long."