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5 yrs ago

Current ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*

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5 yrs ago

>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA

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6 yrs ago

I've been pouring my creamer into my coffee without stirring it, and I continue to be amazed as the coffee turns from black to white the more I sip it down

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6 yrs ago

My friends tinder bio mentions hammocking, and someone messaged her "hammock r hot"

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6 yrs ago

I like to think that I have a healthy amount of self-esteem, but I absolutely cannot generate original writing ideas without thinking they're trash and uninteresting

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Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.

I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)

The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.
 
“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”Landon (BG)

"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."Landon (TBS)

“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”Landon (CLSC)

“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”Landon (SC)

“Are you trying to elope or something?”Preston (EID/OEO)

“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”Preston (EID/OEO)

“I bet I look great in this.”Mako (UD)

“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”Mako (UD)

“The one? How much have you been drinking?”Aidan (MB)

“I need a cigarette immediately.”Hazel (MB)

“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”Olivia (MB)

“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”Olivia (MB)

“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”Olivia (MB)

“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."Olivia (MB)

“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”Olivia (MB)

“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”Cliff (MB)

“Well, I'm certainly very sorry about almost pissing you off.”Angel (SoF)

“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”Angel (SoF)

"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”Knox (SoF)

“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”Knox (SoF)

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In A New Contest? → 8 yrs ago Forum: Writing Contests

Oh, awesome! That's good to hear. And less work for me, hehe.

In A New Contest? → 8 yrs ago Forum: Writing Contests

((I was going to post this in the Contest Discussion sub-subforum but no one ever looks there so... I apologize if this infringes on anything.))

I just today saw Terminal had terminated (¿) the Twelve Labours series. One of my personal best pieces of writing was born as a submission to a Labour, so I—among others, I'm sure—am/are quite sentimental about that. I, being the dream-the-impossible-dream guy that I am, really want to make some kind of contest of my own. (I know I, like anyone else on here, have had my disappearing spells but managing is easier than writing for me........ lol) However, I obviously don't want to make a prompt-response-vote contest like the RPGC or do a prompt-response-judge-pass/fail contest like TTL (because, honestly, I don't have it in me to write scathing reviews like Master Terminal). My biggest struggle is coming up with a creative way to determine a winner, since the prompt-response part is kinda the root of a writing contest. 

I might just come up with a grading system, award points in categories out of 100 points, and the name the winner him or her with the highest grade/score??? I don't know. I really would like to have a second contest running alongside RPGC though. 

My dream is definitely to see this subform more lively and welcoming for anyone and all those who love to write. Would anyone be interested perhaps? Or is now not a good time for change?

In RPGC#14 - Reality → 8 yrs ago Forum: Writing Contests

Supernatural western, anyone?

Be prepared.@Dark Wind

Mmmmmhhhhhmmmmm.

In Important Updates and Announcements → 8 yrs ago Forum: Writing Contests

It's currently 1:15am EST, is that good enough?

In Inkarnate → 8 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

WINDY i put inkarnate on my friggin worldbuilding guide you hapless mealworm!!!!!!

I love it tho <3

In The Twelve Labours: General Discussion → 8 yrs ago Forum: Writing Contests

Interesting new challenge. If Christianity wasn't a thing I would've totally done the Passion. Oh well. 

EDIT: My brain just hatched an interesting idea. Maybe too interesting. Like, it may get my entry failed. Hmmm. 

In RPGC #13: Resolutions! - Voting and Discussion → 8 yrs ago Forum: Writing Contests

Congrats to everyone 😬😬😬

In RPGC #13: Resolutions! - Voting and Discussion → 8 yrs ago Forum: Writing Contests

I'm casting my @vote for Ashes of Illium for its well-developed characters, historical inspirations, and colorful imagery. Good luck, @Silver.

In Change A Single Word → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Inquisitive monkeys

(@curious george)

In The Twelve Labours: General Discussion → 8 yrs ago Forum: Writing Contests

H Y P E

I hope I have one more labour victory still in me

Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly. I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee) [hider=quotes] The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way. [quote=Landon (BG)]“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (TBS)]"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."[/quote] [quote=Landon (CLSC)]“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (SC)]“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“Are you trying to elope or something?”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“I bet I look great in this.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”[/quote] [quote=Aidan (MB)]“The one? How much have you been drinking?” [/quote] [quote=Hazel (MB)]“I need a cigarette immediately.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways." [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.” [/quote] [quote=Cliff (MB)]“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“Well, I'm certainly [i]very[/i] sorry about almost pissing you off.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”[/quote][/hider]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.<br><br>I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="quotes">quotes [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.<br> <br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”<footer>Landon (BG)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."<footer>Landon (TBS)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”<footer>Landon (CLSC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”<footer>Landon (SC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Are you trying to elope or something?”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I bet I look great in this.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“The one? How much have you been drinking?”<footer>Aidan (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I need a cigarette immediately.”<footer>Hazel (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”<footer>Cliff (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Well, I'm certainly <span class="bb-i">very</span> sorry about almost pissing you off.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote></div></div></div>

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