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And I won't be on for the next two days. Computer has to be repaired.
Xanti sat at the bar, gorging on the free peanuts, "Say, bartender, is there anything else for fr--"
The Dwarf pointed to the sign, "Peanuts free for patrons ONLY!"
"Y'know what that means? You're gonna have to buy something."
"Can I buy your wife?"
The dwarf looked angry, "NO! Now buy som--"
"Yeah, I shouldn't buy something that's already free." He cackled
The dwarf literally kicked him out into the street, "An' stay out!"
"Fine, ya bastard," he put his face up to the window, "I'm not inside, I'm not insi-ide!" He chanted loudly and obnoxiously.
DarkStarLove90 said
Hahaha, thanks and I wont. A little attraction never killed anyone, but it might today! LOL


Ah, attraction has killed people before. It's called "Death by snu-snu".
DarkStarLove90 said
I wasn't trying to come across as erotic, I don't like to do it.


I know, just don't delve into it, anyone.

Also, nice double entendre you've got there.
inb4 ERP

EDIT: ERP stands for Erotic Roleplay, which is against the thread's rules. So please don't ERP.
Does anyone have an idea for my character's name? I just woke up here and I have no idea what to do.
Name: Xanti
Race: Bogeyman
Gender: Male
Powers: Unlike most other Bogeymen, he turns into steam rather than smoke in daylight. He's able to use any non-weapon better than any actual weapon and is very fast. He does know a few spells, including confusion, itchiness, and nausea. He can make himself "melt" into a pile of goo as a defensive tactic.
Appearance: He has rough, black fur all over his body. His head is a sphere with a piranha-like maw and two large yellow-white eyes with two pinhole pupils. His limbs are long, with hands and feet that resemble bird's feet on the ends. He is slim. He is always unclothed with the exception of a hat.
Personality: He's very cynical, immature and indulges in schadenfreude a lot. His sense of humor is immature and offensive. He has a superiority complex. He will, however, do (almost) anything for chocolate cake. He hardly tolerates his parents.
Flaws: Due to his personality, he does not have many friends. Or people that like him, for that matter.
Bio: He was raised on the outskirts of the town by his parents, who were loving. He was an only child and didn't have many friends because of his race. His parents had him move deeper into town, where he now lives, to get a job and support them.
Alliance: Neutral/Evil. He's mostly benign, but he can be a real jerk.
Pathfinder said
Actually I like the suspended animation idea.


Danke. Someone actually likes what I pulled out of my ass much too close to midnight.
@Pathfinder
I like the character and the idea behind him, he'd make a good villain. Buuut the RP is supposed to be modern and he doesn't really fit in with the situation.
But I know two easy fixes-- He could've been put in suspended animation of some sort for a long time and just came back. He's dazed and confused and needs help for most things. Or, better yet, he could be sort of a real-life urban legend who hides his identity and lives deep in the forest, waiting for a good moment to strike.
DarkStarLove90 said
Oh wow, I missed so much being gone. Im sorry ya'll...If ya still want Araile I will post but if not let me know


Better late than never.

Shall she join in Darrken, Remes, and Grankle's RP or one of her own? I had an idea for a jerkass city-slicker Bogeyman character, so she could also begin with him/it.
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