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Scabhacker walked out of the forest, "You freaking idiots... Who did you kill?!" He scowled as he pulled a flail from under his kilt.

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akje said
"Hold on! Do you also have those fancy folded striped cloth skirts like that guy is wearing?"He pointed at Scabby's kilt."Looks cool."

"Thanks. I think it was made from baby panda leather..." He looked at the merchants, "What kind of cheese? And is that rye or pumpernickel?"

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"It was on this tree out there... I think it died..." He walked out to there, "yeah, some squirrel is chomping on it now... Ewwww....."

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Scabhacker walks out from behind the sign, "Hey, guys! I found this weird mushroom-turtle thing, might be severely inbred... Wanna see?"

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Shmewyy said
So many spell borns xD

We need more goats/gobs...

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Shmewyy said
Also... how is she going to look freakish? Elves look more human usually ._.Ive changed her race and age ya happy?

Yess.

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Xzayler said
Its always, always the elves. A slutty 16 year old elf who's not even at school, and will probably end up selling herself in the streets. No wonder she's in doomtown, mercenaries are known to spend a lot on "certain things"

Yep. They're usually beaten to death by one of those tiny Hitlers Hobbits for going within 30 feet of their holes.

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Xzayler said
Silicon? Magic mushrooms?

Of course the Elves are also shitty parents.

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Xzayler said
She definitely is a bit of a slut no matter her age. And yes, she looks adult. But again, its anime... and anime are like eastern people: they pretty much look exactly the same from the age of 15 to 40.

But still, she can't be 16 with THOSE bazongas.

RP including mutants and magic?

Bump... Anyone still interested?