Bluebe123

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Who wants to bet that Charity's death will be from Scabby in a (Probably not) drunken rage?

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Shmewyy said
I wonder, why does Scrabby hate elves so much?

Look at the average Elven attitude:

1. They're a bunch of hippies.
2. They're stuck-up, aristocratic snobs.
3. They have some sort of God-race complex.
4. They're more racist than Dwarves, who at least have some rightness to their xenophobia.
5. They really, REALLY hate ugly things.

And at the average Goblin attitude:

1. They're a bunch of barbarians.
2. They're a bunch of snarky, moralless, jerks.
3. They're pretty honest about their assholery.
4. They hate all races equally.
5. They are really, REALLY ugly things.

You get his point?

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100th post, mofos.

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"Whatever..." The Goblin looked around, "Wasn't there a Goat in our group? Or was that just me?"

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BluetheElf said
I plan for Aera to unlock a happier, more joyous side in Blue.

I plan for a whole lot more snarkiness from Scabby.

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"Fight? You wnat to fight a horde of whatever the hell is attacking us right now? You don't know shit about adventuring. Sometimes it takes a little diplomacy."

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Shmewyy said
"Quiet you." Charity said as she hit Blue in the head. She started to help her brother build the earth wall again, but it was quite difficult for her since she really wasnt use to using earth magic like her brother. Mikhal said. Charity glanced to her brother then to everyone else. "All in favor of fighting, say I."

"Not I," Spoke Scabhacker, "I'm a brute, not an idiot. You guys are at fault and it's your job to make it up to them or be crushed."

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...Did everyone die?

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Shmewyy said
Synagogue: the building where a Jewish assembly or congregation meets for religious worship and instruction.What. Golems are Jewish?

Yes, Golems were originally from Jewish mythology.

That's why I wanted Nazi Mounties as an enemy!

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akje said
A whole herd is coming up next?Is that the right word? Herd? Pack? Flock? Unit? School?

I heard it was called a "Synagogue" of Golems.