Bondye

Another 18+ Interest Check [M seeking F characters; non-weebs need not apply]

Bumping this.

Summer Interest Check

Bumping this.

What Are You Listening To?

Hider

Another 18+ Interest Check [M seeking F characters; non-weebs need not apply]

Giving this the ol' bumperino.

Summer Interest Check

Bumpity.

Summer Interest Check

Bumping.

Another 18+ Interest Check [M seeking F characters; non-weebs need not apply]

Hello, everyone, I'm Bondye, and as the title states, I'm here for lewd RPs. Well, I suppose I should let you know about myself.

— Twenty-something male from the US (ask about time zones, if you like)
— All roleplays will take place via PM
— Degenerate weeb, absolutely adore ecchi and porn with plot; in the case of the latter, the ratio is up for discussion!
— I prefer MxF in smut/romance, with me being the M.
— Will discuss kinks and limits in PM
— I prefer writing one or two paragraphs (seven to ten sentences) per reply, but given the context of what I'm looking for (as well as IRL issues), odds are there'll be shorter ones

Without further ado, let's get into what you're undoubtedly here for. Any underlined role is my personal preference.

— Human×kemonomimi
— Human×monstergirl (please inquire preferences via PM; mostly in the terms of Monster Musume or Monster Girl Encyclopedia)
— Human×demon girl
— Human×elf girl/dark elf girl
— Brother×sister (full, half, step, adopted)
—— Plot idea: My Sister the Cosplayer
— Cousin×cousin
— Servant×master/mistress
— Bodyguard×royalty
— Student×teacher
— Student×student council/disciplinary committee member
— Sci-fi setting inspired by Sonnie's Edge

If interested, please send a PM instead of posting in the thread! Thank you!

This isn't working out: Part 2

So, you're on your first date. No, you're on your second date. The first one went pretty well. They're funny, they have a nice job, they drive a prius

@POOHEAD189

Let me stop you right there, Poo. Any desire to pursue a relationship/sleep with this individual went out the window as soon as I learned they drive a lunch box.

This isn't working out

You're on a first date, and you ask your date what their favorite novel is. They answer, and you immediately know this relationship won't work. What novel was it?

Twilight doesn't count. No freebies.

Bonus points if you give a reason.

@POOHEAD189

"Halo: Glasslands" by Karen Traviss. Full-blown case of writer on board. Traviss goes out of her way to show the character Catherine Halsey (the creator of the SPARTAN-II Program and Project MJOLNIR) as an irredeemable monster. Kidnapping children and replacing them with clones that will degrade and die, and training and augmenting them to be supersoldiers to combat an insurrection movement on a galactic scale? At best, that's morally dubious. But canon has shown that Halsey cared for her Spartans, and knew them so well she could tell them apart even in full armor. She's a very nuanced character. Meanwhile, ONI (Traviss's pet characters in Glasslands and the other two books she wrote) are good guys. You know, basically space-CIA who get up to some fucked-up stuff, including assassination, spying, destabilizing enemy homeworlds to prevent them from continuing the war, and okaying the SPARTAN-III Program, which took orphans and trained and augmented them for suicide missions before they were even out of their teens.

What Are You Listening To?

These girls always make me smile.