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Ah, its times like these on a chilly night with rain pouring down outside to just snuggle in my blanket.

Anyone else enjoy that feeling?

I'm really freaking bored and my internet is dead....
Hey, im sorry, i didn't mean to start something. I just kinda needed to vent a bit. In case anyone was thinking, I wasn't offended at all or anything.

Meanwhile, MORE FILLER (And in case this is a double post, please pardon it, my internet is fucked up for some reason as well as my ps3 -__)

The bizarre trio of Sion,Thyra, and Cub arrived at one of the jewelry stores in Los Santos quickly as Sion once again, had road rage and flew(literally) over traffic. Concealing their weapons, the three casually entered the store, specifically a Sears Store which had the absolute most gaudy jewelry ever, with obnoxious music playing in the background, and walked up to the cashier with Thyra in front, and Sion and Cub behind her.

"Hello! How may I help you miss?" The disgustingly happy cashier lady asked Thyra. As casually as they entered the store, Thyra casually yet bluntly responded. "Hello, I'm looking for the most beautiful necklace you have. Point it out to me." She said. Sion was a little bit shocked that she didn't even come up with any form of an excuse as to why she wanted the best necklace. But, it didn't matter because the cashier put on a quizzical expression before nodding her head with a smile. "Oh, I believe you are looking for our "Omelette du fromage" as many people are. It is quite the work of art I should say." She said as she pointed down to the necklace in the glass cabinet right in front of the group. Sion tried to peer over Thyra to see what the cashier meant, however when he did, Thyra whispered "Perfect" to herself and smashed the glass cabinet with one hand, snatching the necklace, uninjured by the broken glass.

The happy cashier became the scared cashier and started to scream hysterically, as did the rest of the snobby Vurwe-esque people in the store, yet none of them were running. "Everyone drop your wallets, now." Thyra demanded as she pulled out her war-axe out of the blue, pointing it at the cashier. Everyone frantically began to dig in their pants for their wallets at a surprisingly slow rate. "Okay we need to speed this up before the cops show up..." Sion thought. He stared at Cub for a second before poking him with one finger, inflicting the Orc with a frenzy spell. With a bellow, Cub lunged over the broken glass cabinet towards the cashier like a flying bear and started chasing her, and eventually everyone in the store on all fours. "Drop your wallets and we'll call him off!" Thyra yelled as people were frantically being pursued by the now barking, and foaming at the mouth Cub. She turned to Sion. "Cat, check the register and pick up everyone's wallets. I'll take whatever looks worthwhile." She spoke. Quickly the two snatched most of the jewelry and almost everyone's wallets before a siren picked up in their ears. "Damn, the cops are here. Move Kids." Thyra cursed as she began to run out of the store. "Come on Cub we're leaving!" Sion yelled as he rather hysterically ran out of the store. At this point Cub was attempting to mangle some poor man's arm with his teeth but heard Sion and Thyra's voices. With a few whimpers of a puppy, Cub let go of the man's arm and dashed away, still on all fours.

To the right down the street, a single cop car was viewed in the distance. The trio dove inside the mini-cooper and Sion hysterically started up the car, and also accidentally turned on the radio. Sion held his head in annoyance, this one damn song kept playing non-stop ONLY when he was being chased by the cops. He slowly turned his head around to see Cub staring at him with an expression that said "really?" "Look I didn't mean to turn on the radio to listen to this!" he defended himself. Cub's expression changed to a "Yeah, sure." one right after. "It's true-" "Sion, fucking drive." Thyra cut him off. With a gulp, Sion sped down the street, swerving between cars and pedestrians. Cub pulled out his Ifruit and checked an app the team had called "Cop S.T.A.R.S.". "We've got one star." He alerted the group. Sion didn't hear him as he went into a frantic again, driving on the sidewalk, however he did hear the cops shout on their speaker "I'm a member of S.T.A.R.S! Pull over now." Thyra scanned the area upcoming to them and spotted large shrubbery at a nearby house. "Sion park the car near there." She said as she pointed to the shrubbery. Instinctively, Sion parked the car near the shrub. At the same time, the three took a quick bunny hop out of the car, another hop to get closer to the shrubbery, and another hop inside the shrubbery. If one looked closely, all you could see sticking out of the shrub were three pairs of eyes. "Okay, how the hell is this going to work?" Sion asked. "Just wait, Cub check "Cop S.T.A.R.S". Thyra whispered as the cop car approached where the mini-cooper was parked. Sion and Thyra watched as the bewildered cops sitting in their car simply scratched their head after sitting there for a minute and drove off. "No stars, we're in the clear." He confirmed. The cops actually gave up on chasing them. Wait, why was Sion shocked about this? It's happened many times before...

The three slowly walked out of the shrubbery, approaching their getaway vehicle. "Alright kids, back to Sion's house so we can split up the goods." Thyra said smirking. As Sion opened the door to the driver's seat, a black escalade pulled up to their vehicle, blasting the most obnoxious song ever. The driver opened up the car door and leaned out of his seat, smirking. Sion wasn't smirking when he saw who it was. "Evening kids." Wets-His-Blade greeted Sion and Cub who both sighed. "Evening." Cub responded back as Sion simply crossed his arms in front of his chest as a response. "Evening beautiful." He greeted Thyra. "Blade." She said with a nod. "I'm shocked, you're not driving the bike for once." "Had to use the escalade to drive clients. I need the money since no one will fight me in the cage. Sion, light." He said as he held a cigarette in his mouth, practically commanding the khajiit. With a sigh, Sion snapped his fingers and produced a small fire on the tip of his thumb, lighting the cigarette. "Any reason you're here Blade?" Sion asked glaring. "I saw your little chase there as I was driving to another client and followed you." He answered, taking a pull and puff of the cigarette.

"Yeah, we just held up a jewelry store." Cub told him. Sion whipped his head around quickly to the Orc with a furious expression. "You idiot! I-" Sion's thought was cut off when the argonian chuckled. "Really now? Sion, I assume, you've got a cut of the spoils?" He tauned the khajiit. He simply nodded as his eyes stared at the confused Cub, burning into his soul. "Good, give me what's yours. You owe me money, and I owe Sevari money. I don't wan't to be on his hit-list and you know what he can and will do". He said grinning from cheek to cheek. Sion sighed. "Can't I just pay you back later-" "No. Remember who was a little too drunk at my house, and tried to blast a certain orc with a lupara?" He cut off Sion. With another sigh, Sion walked to his car, and pulled out one of the bags filled with cash. "Here, take your dirty money." He said as he chucked the bag at the argonian. "Thanks boy. By the way, Marassa wants you to call her. She needs a few people to help out with something." Blade said as he caught the bag with his free-hand, taking another drag from the cigarette after.

Great, just great. Marassa was the second-in-command tied with Sevari right after the boss. And she was not someone Sion enjoyed talking to. She would possibly be attractive to him, if she didn't make him soil himself in fear just by her presence. "Fine, we'll call Marassa..." Sion slightly whined. With a nod, Blade closed the door of the car and drove off. "Damn, I don't want to even think about talking to that Marassa." Thyra mumbled as she walked to Sion's car. And with that, the three hopped into the car, and set off to meet Marassa. Yay?
Dervish said
Oh shit dude, what happened?


Unneeded drama because an idiot decides to do "special things" with a psycho girl which leads to me and another friend having our names thrown under the bus to save his ass which will cause a problem in the future, another person getting in an abusive relationship, the list just goes on...

and believe me, i can make one. I really need to become a hobbit.

Otherwise, i'm still here too
So uh, bad start to a morning. Caught a "friend" in a two-faced lie thats really, really bad. And well, shits about to hit the fan.

But in other news, who's ready for more fanfic filler :D
I still need to make our next fanfic episode T_T. I can't find the older highschool fanfic writing at all (FML) but here's old filler!

(P.S. R.I.P Our fav conjurer)

Sion, Cub, and Thyra were on their way to go rescue their friends from impending doom, driving down the street normally(For once) when Thyra asked Sion a question. "Something random, but why exactly do you owe Blade money?" Just as the khajiit was about to open his mouth, Cub spoke. "Oh, I know why..." He said with a mischievous tone in his voice. Sion focused on the road in front of him, expressionless. He knew what was about to be told. "It was a dark and spooky night... and the guys decided to get together at Blade's house for beer and cards. When suddenly, the power went out! But we kept playing anyway, just lit a candle and put it somewhere. At a certain point, someone drank a little too much beer. And this person... was a short, scrawny..." Cub leaned in closer to Sion's ear. "Shag rug." Sion quickly turned the steering wheel to the left, and then to the right, effectively throwing Cub off balance making him slam his head against the side of the car. Rubbing his head, Cub growled "Why you little..." and attempted to reach for the khajiit. Sion simply repeated the same technique, and forced Cub to bang his head against the side of the car again who was now in a daze. "What happened was Thyra... the troll in the back seat of the car was being a bully, and kept whispering Shag rug in my ear. I defended myself by pulling out a sawed-off shotgun and attempted to blow him up sky high. He didn't stay still, and I ended up making a hole in the wall of Blade's apartment, as well as destroying a vase, a guitar, the tv, and some championship belt." He explained, keeping his eyes locked on the road. "Did you expect me to stay still!?" the orc groaned as he held his forehead. Sion replied with a simple "Yes." and Thyra sighed. "...I should be getting paid for babysitting..."

Eventually they were getting closer to their destination, and parked the Mini-Cooper far from where they needed to be in order to sneak up on their upcoming enemies. Walking the rest of the distance, they arrived at an isolated parking lot where gunshots and weird spell noises were ringing in the air. The trio dashed when they spotted Elayna, her pet fox, and Gorzath hiding behind a wall, joining them. "You three? Why are you guys here?" Gorzath questioned as he conjured a frost atronach on the other side of the wall who began to beat the living oblivion out of everyone in sight if it could. "Marassa sent us. She said you needed help." Thyra responded. "Do you guys already have the goods?" "Yeah, but we can't move from this spot without being filled with bullets." Elayna said, referring to their enemies on the other side of the wall. Thyra peaked her head up and watched as Gorzath's summoned army was fighting the other gang members, eventually spotting a volkswagen. "We'll provide a distraction. Sion, I want you to steal that car. The door is open so just hot-wire the car and we'll have our method of escape." She told him. With a gulp Sion nodded and snapped his fingers, turning invisible.

Running like a mad-mer, Sion in short time made it to the car, hopping in the driver's seat while the others fought the gang members. "Okay... how do I do this again...?" He thought, staring down at the machine in front of him for about three minutes.

Oh, that's right! He finally remembered now! He had to cut it. Then bop it. Then pull it. Then twist it. Then flick it. Then spin it. And viola! The car started up and was ready to go. And just in time too, as the group took care of the gang members. He drove the car up to his friends smiling. "Good job cat." Thyra said as she was about to hop into shotgun when a gunshot fired off. More gang members were showing up. "You're not getting away ese!" One of them yelled. "Shit, everyone get in now." Thyra told them as she got in the car. Elayna sat behind Thyra along with her fox, and then Cub was about to move into the back of the car when they all noticed Gorzath wasn't getting in, he looked petrified. "Gorzath what are you doing!? We need to go!" Elayna yelled at him. "I'd rather be shot by them then get into that screaming metal deathtrap with Sion driving." He said shaking his head. Just then another gunshot was fired, making everyone flinch, however it wasn't from the gang members. "We're a member of S.T.A.R.S! Drop your weapons! And no one gets hurt!" the voice shouted over the speakers. "Now we've got S.T.A.R.S on us..." The larger orc complained... "Gorzath this isn't a choice right now! Get in the car!" Thyra demanded. "No way in hell-" Gorzath was cut off when a maniacal laughter was heard over a megaphone. It came from a large, ice cream truck with a flaming demon clown head on top of it, and a minigun on both sides. "Ok, did everyone and their bloody mother decide to come to THIS ONE AREA NOW!?" Sion shouted in a blind panic. Cub quickly grabbed Gorzath by the arm and strapped him down to the chair behind Sion, while sitting himself in the back of the car. "Go Sion!" Thyra commanded as she usually did. And with Gorzath screaming, pleading, begging, clinging to the chair, and eventually hyperventilating, Sion hit that gas, and rocketed out of the parking lot.

Sion swerved the car out of the way as another S.T.A.R.S. car tried to ram into them. As he tried to regain balance of his body without falling out of the driver's seat from the sharp turn, he accidentally put his hand on the radio, turning it on. "Bloody hell, again? Really?" He groaned, staring down at the radio. "Car!" Cub yelled as he pointed ahead. Cursing, Sion swerved the car out of harms way frantically into the lane going in the opposite direction, making Cub hit his head on the side of the vehicle with a bang. "Sorry!" He actually apologized back to Cub for once as he turned his head around. "Dammit Sion, traffic ahead! Thyra yelled. Whipping his head forward, he saw the upcoming cars, as well as more of S.T.A.R.S. With such skill, grace, and panic, Sion drove like a mad-mer, quickly and closely dodging cars. And because of his driving, unintentionally Cub was starting to bang his head against the car to the beat of the music. Gorzath's hyperventilating started to slow down, but not for a good reason.

"I...I...think... I'm gonna throw up..." He barely managed to get out, still clinging to the seat of his car. Elayna gasped. "Don't you DARE hurl in this car Gorzath! Lower the window and toss your cookies out there!" She forcefully told him. "I..." Gorzath started. But alas, he couldn't hold it down thanks to Sion's driving. And so Gorzath leaned forward and upchucked right in the spot between Sion and Thyra. "Eww!" Sion shrieked as he let go of the wheel of the car for a second. "You idiot!" Thyra yelled at the khajiit who was now driving straight toward a honking truck. Quickly, Sion grabbed the wheel and tried to move out of the way. The truck ended up hitting the rear of the car, making the Volkswagen spin around at an alarming speed. Elayna's fox flew out of her hands and unfortunately was caught by Gorzath's lap, who promptly threw up again on himself, and the fox.

"Kip!!!" Elayna shrieked while Gorzath's meals for the past two days flew around inside the car. Sion managed to gain control of the car and continued to drive. Eventually they neared a construction site in the city, and as he's speeding down the street, a khajiit woman holding the hands of her two kids was walking across in the distance. "Oh no, oh no, oh no, Move lady!" Sion shouted. "At this point I don't care anymore... just run them over and let me out of the car..." Gorzath groaned. Sion spun the wheel around in a sharp turn, just barely missing the family. However when he turned, he ended up driving straight into a construction ramp of some-sort, and with the fast rate he was driving, the car flew up high and far into the air. Sion screamed, Thyra screamed, Cub screamed, Elayna screamed, Gorzath moaned, and Kip screamed. Soon the car crashed front first into the wall of a building, forcing the airbag to pop out and practically smother Sion and Thyra. The car finally came to a stop.

"You are no longer allowed to drive." Thyra mumbled under the airbag, while Sion popped it with his nail. "Is everyone okay?" She asked. She received a mix response of moans, groans, and whimpers.

"Cub, how many stars?" Cub slowly managed to get his phone out of his pocket. "Three." "Damn. Okay everyone get out." Thyra told the group who all barely were able to get out of the car. Except Cub had to drag Gorzath by his arm, cause he couldn't move. Looking around quickly, the group found large shrubbery once again and did the bunny hop line dance into the bush. They waited for about five minutes inside the bush with five pairs of eyes peering out, and the group lost their stars. "So uh... where to now?" Sion asked. "Well before, Gorzath said he needed to stop by Vurwe's mansion for some reason after the mission, I suppose we go there now?" Elayna answered him. "Good, I'd prefer to lay low somewhere for a bit anyway even if it's at the little brat's home." Thyra said as she walked back to the wrecked car. No it definitely wasn't going to start up again. Turning to face the street, she saw a man parked in a four-seater vehicle. Thyra went up to the car, opened the door, knocked out the owner, and threw him out of the driver's seat. "Hey, not all five of us can fit in there Thyra." "Just throw Gorzath in the trunk." She responded to Cub as she popped open the trunk. Cub dragged Gorzath up to the car and carefully placed him in the trunk. "Sorry Gorzath." Cub apologized as he closed the trunk on his kin.

And with that, the team was off to Vurwe's mansion. Yay....
We'll have our nice little family reunion soon yay!
WittyReference said
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or I'm being paranoid but thank you, I think :p


Builds character :D
Nyxella said
I am so sorry for going Nightcrawler on you guys. Will be reading like a mad thing to catch up.


WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN *hugs*

and in other news. The dentist fucking sucks. I'm now trying not to drool on my self and keep my numb mouth closed...
So uh... yeah... I wanna do a collab... however this one shall be special as I would like for someone to help out with the next post for the fanfic!

*Hopes the distraction skill works to avoid the lack of posts*
*Innocently continues to play cook serve delicious*

Did i miss anything? >_>
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