Hey, im sorry, i didn't mean to start something. I just kinda needed to vent a bit. In case anyone was thinking, I wasn't offended at all or anything.
Meanwhile, MORE FILLER (And in case this is a double post, please pardon it, my internet is fucked up for some reason as well as my ps3 -__)
The bizarre trio of Sion,Thyra, and Cub arrived at one of the jewelry stores in Los Santos quickly as Sion once again, had road rage and flew(literally) over traffic. Concealing their weapons, the three casually entered the store, specifically a Sears Store which had the absolute most gaudy jewelry ever, with obnoxious music playing in the background, and walked up to the cashier with Thyra in front, and Sion and Cub behind her.
"Hello! How may I help you miss?" The disgustingly happy cashier lady asked Thyra. As casually as they entered the store, Thyra casually yet bluntly responded. "Hello, I'm looking for the most beautiful necklace you have. Point it out to me." She said. Sion was a little bit shocked that she didn't even come up with any form of an excuse as to why she wanted the best necklace. But, it didn't matter because the cashier put on a quizzical expression before nodding her head with a smile. "Oh, I believe you are looking for our "Omelette du fromage" as many people are. It is quite the work of art I should say." She said as she pointed down to the necklace in the glass cabinet right in front of the group. Sion tried to peer over Thyra to see what the cashier meant, however when he did, Thyra whispered "Perfect" to herself and smashed the glass cabinet with one hand, snatching the necklace, uninjured by the broken glass.
The happy cashier became the scared cashier and started to scream hysterically, as did the rest of the snobby Vurwe-esque people in the store, yet none of them were running. "Everyone drop your wallets, now." Thyra demanded as she pulled out her war-axe out of the blue, pointing it at the cashier. Everyone frantically began to dig in their pants for their wallets at a surprisingly slow rate. "Okay we need to speed this up before the cops show up..." Sion thought. He stared at Cub for a second before poking him with one finger, inflicting the Orc with a frenzy spell. With a bellow, Cub lunged over the broken glass cabinet towards the cashier like a flying bear and started chasing her, and eventually everyone in the store on all fours. "Drop your wallets and we'll call him off!" Thyra yelled as people were frantically being pursued by the now barking, and foaming at the mouth Cub. She turned to Sion. "Cat, check the register and pick up everyone's wallets. I'll take whatever looks worthwhile." She spoke. Quickly the two snatched most of the jewelry and almost everyone's wallets before a siren picked up in their ears. "Damn, the cops are here. Move Kids." Thyra cursed as she began to run out of the store. "Come on Cub we're leaving!" Sion yelled as he rather hysterically ran out of the store. At this point Cub was attempting to mangle some poor man's arm with his teeth but heard Sion and Thyra's voices. With a few whimpers of a puppy, Cub let go of the man's arm and dashed away, still on all fours.
To the right down the street, a single cop car was viewed in the distance. The trio dove inside the mini-cooper and Sion hysterically started up the car, and also accidentally turned on the radio. Sion held his head in annoyance, this one damn song kept playing non-stop ONLY when he was being chased by the cops. He slowly turned his head around to see Cub staring at him with an expression that said "really?" "Look I didn't mean to turn on the radio to listen to this!" he defended himself. Cub's expression changed to a "Yeah, sure." one right after. "It's true-" "Sion, fucking drive." Thyra cut him off. With a gulp, Sion sped down the street, swerving between cars and pedestrians. Cub pulled out his Ifruit and checked an app the team had called "Cop S.T.A.R.S.". "We've got one star." He alerted the group. Sion didn't hear him as he went into a frantic again, driving on the sidewalk, however he did hear the cops shout on their speaker "I'm a member of S.T.A.R.S! Pull over now." Thyra scanned the area upcoming to them and spotted large shrubbery at a nearby house. "Sion park the car near there." She said as she pointed to the shrubbery. Instinctively, Sion parked the car near the shrub. At the same time, the three took a quick bunny hop out of the car, another hop to get closer to the shrubbery, and another hop inside the shrubbery. If one looked closely, all you could see sticking out of the shrub were three pairs of eyes. "Okay, how the hell is this going to work?" Sion asked. "Just wait, Cub check "Cop S.T.A.R.S". Thyra whispered as the cop car approached where the mini-cooper was parked. Sion and Thyra watched as the bewildered cops sitting in their car simply scratched their head after sitting there for a minute and drove off. "No stars, we're in the clear." He confirmed. The cops actually gave up on chasing them. Wait, why was Sion shocked about this? It's happened many times before...
The three slowly walked out of the shrubbery, approaching their getaway vehicle. "Alright kids, back to Sion's house so we can split up the goods." Thyra said smirking. As Sion opened the door to the driver's seat, a black escalade pulled up to their vehicle, blasting the most obnoxious song ever. The driver opened up the car door and leaned out of his seat, smirking. Sion wasn't smirking when he saw who it was. "Evening kids." Wets-His-Blade greeted Sion and Cub who both sighed. "Evening." Cub responded back as Sion simply crossed his arms in front of his chest as a response. "Evening beautiful." He greeted Thyra. "Blade." She said with a nod. "I'm shocked, you're not driving the bike for once." "Had to use the escalade to drive clients. I need the money since no one will fight me in the cage. Sion, light." He said as he held a cigarette in his mouth, practically commanding the khajiit. With a sigh, Sion snapped his fingers and produced a small fire on the tip of his thumb, lighting the cigarette. "Any reason you're here Blade?" Sion asked glaring. "I saw your little chase there as I was driving to another client and followed you." He answered, taking a pull and puff of the cigarette.
"Yeah, we just held up a jewelry store." Cub told him. Sion whipped his head around quickly to the Orc with a furious expression. "You idiot! I-" Sion's thought was cut off when the argonian chuckled. "Really now? Sion, I assume, you've got a cut of the spoils?" He tauned the khajiit. He simply nodded as his eyes stared at the confused Cub, burning into his soul. "Good, give me what's yours. You owe me money, and I owe Sevari money. I don't wan't to be on his hit-list and you know what he can and will do". He said grinning from cheek to cheek. Sion sighed. "Can't I just pay you back later-" "No. Remember who was a little too drunk at my house, and tried to blast a certain orc with a lupara?" He cut off Sion. With another sigh, Sion walked to his car, and pulled out one of the bags filled with cash. "Here, take your dirty money." He said as he chucked the bag at the argonian. "Thanks boy. By the way, Marassa wants you to call her. She needs a few people to help out with something." Blade said as he caught the bag with his free-hand, taking another drag from the cigarette after.
Great, just great. Marassa was the second-in-command tied with Sevari right after the boss. And she was not someone Sion enjoyed talking to. She would possibly be attractive to him, if she didn't make him soil himself in fear just by her presence. "Fine, we'll call Marassa..." Sion slightly whined. With a nod, Blade closed the door of the car and drove off. "Damn, I don't want to even think about talking to that Marassa." Thyra mumbled as she walked to Sion's car. And with that, the three hopped into the car, and set off to meet Marassa. Yay?