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Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

@ilovepapa@Experiment 249

Relka listened as things quieted down for the most part and accepted Anubis's friend request. Know an other information broker to trade with would be beneficial. She listened to Park's as he tried to wrestle control of his meeting once again bringing everyone back to task. After Chopper's stormoff and MamaFang's apology and leave the girl TinyFang apologized again for her mother's outburst. Relka stared at the girl while she asked her questions and waited for her to be done. She was curious about her and decided to try and learn more about her on their travels. But since no one had spoken yet, Relka stood and cleared her throat.

"Before everyone leaves, you all know the ads we will be facing, many, if not all of us, has done this quest. But just in case, I specialize in the bestiary of Elder Tale, and had the foresight to get a scrib to make some copies on the types of monsters that were present during last year's events.Thats not to say that we will run into everyone of these creatures, or that there won't be new or unknown enemies that have emerged since the adventures let them fester. But to not be properly prepared is to invite a trip to the cathedral." She opened her menu and produced enough parchments for those at the table detailing monsters, attack patterns, stats, and drop rates. While still in her menu she passed a friend request to TinyFang and than closed her menu. She than popped a couple more of Mama's pitter patter potatoes in her mouth and walked to a window opening it up.

"I will see you guys in thirty minutes than, I need to get some supplies, toodles. Oh and Tingle, don't forget the other parts of my payment, I expect that you agreed to them since you are giving 3,000." With those words she stepped up on the window sill, looked back winked at TinyFang and with a laugh jumped out the window.

Skyline Academy (Academy of Heroes)

@PokimKyOshi

Morrigan's smile grew wider as she saw Aira start to shiver as the air around them got increasingly colder. Ice began encasing Morrigan like a second skin, giving the girl a translucent shine. As the witch took steps closer to Morrigan she tried saying something, but the ice woman couldn't hear her. Nor at the moment did she want to.

Heat was the bane of her existence, her mind flashed back to after it was discovered what she could do. Her best friend, whom she saved, parents came to her house with half the neighborhood. Many of them carrying torches and gasoline containers. They wanted to burn her families home to the ground with Morrigan in it. They said the friend she saved had frost bite on her fingers and toes, that it didn't matter that Morrigan had saved her life. morrigan snapped back to the present, mere seconds passing by.

"I will not feel heat again, there is nothing you can say to stop this!" With her eyes locked on Aria, her look a like golem charged at the other girl.

Skyline Academy (Academy of Heroes)

Good, sorry I forgot I need to post, I will have one up by end of day

Skyline Academy (Academy of Heroes)

Hiya, I am good, just trying to give others a chance to reply, if not I will have something up morrow

Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

MamaFang exploded in anger, harsh enough for even Relka to sit up a bit straighter. If anyone happened to be looking at the assassin, Mamas "third leg" comment made her visably recoiled at how close to home that hit for her, and with all the fun sucked out of the room she simmered down. She drummed her fingers on the table and let the moment settle before she opened her mouth again, a rarity for her Parks would attend, if he was even conciois at the moment.

"With all due respect Mamas." Her voice softer and no where near as cocky. "I never asked for payment upfront, I merely stated my price for doing the job, if this is our world now than people need to make a living. Before buying a product, are striking a deal a predetermined price for said services are agreed upon before the sale not after. Despite your superb reputation, how am I to know I am getting a fair deal for my services. I built this avatar to escape the... Irregularities of my real life. Here I am Relka, great assassin and information broker. Out there in the real world, I was nothing like I am here, to timid to speak. And now we are stuck here, in this game with no way of knowing if we are going home, that would make even the sanest people crack. But here you are doing your best to take in as many as your guild hall fits and better them. All I have is my wit, my word, and my reputation. I have already agreed to help by coming here, I would of came even if the Minish Cap didn't beg me to. Payment afterwards is more than acceptable, but to not discuss what said payment is before hand is negligent of a business person."

Relka surveyed the room, gauging reactions. She wasn't on to open up, and while she didn't reveal to much of who she was in the real world, she hoped she gave enough to quell Mama's doubt about her. She than turned back to Mama, noting a fair young woman behind her, she gave an uncharacteristicly weak smile to the girl laughing before continuing on.

"Like I said, I start at 5,000, but I will knock off 1,000 for every indulgence Park's gives me. I will give you the those demands. At 4,000, when this is over I want Park's to wear a very feminine dress to the next party Cleftlands holds. For 3,000 I want the dress, and he has to wear makeup to the party. And finally, my lowest, at 2,000 I forget the dress and make-up, if I get Park's tent and bedding for this entire quest, without the crying baby in it of course. I will help, but price must be discussed first hand. If that is such a problem Fang Family, let me know, I will leave and not darken your doorsteps again." Relka done monologuing sat back in the chair, this time she stayed respectful while she waited for the Wolf Fang to make her decision.

@ilovepapa

Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

Relka used the captured man's shoulder to help herself off the table, using the moment of contact to pass a lockpick and a note to the convict. If he was smart he felt it and would figure out how to get out. The note she left told him to remember her name in the future if he needed any help in a dungeon or any information. Ragar said his peace and than left with his prisoner. It was than she turned her attention to a seated MamaFang all innocent smiles and mischievous eyes.

"Now Mama, in my defense, Gizmo over there said he was going to bite my ankles. I just so happen to like my ankles ungnawed and merely jumped up to escape him. And may I just say your pitter patter potatoes are amazing as usual!" She sat herself in Ragars now vacant chair lounging back, and turned her attention to Parks.

"Now listen here Tinkerbell, while I agree that he adds are getting out of control, and I am sure to those fine outstanding people who enjoyed being ruled are annoyed with the PKers, I truly don't see how that's OUR problem. It is just a game, and PVP was encouraged before the apocalypse. If you want me to help with information and blades, like my fellow broker said, it is ganna cost you. I am sure you can find an assassin a higher level who would do it for free, but no one is as efficient and meticulous as I am, it's why I get these calls." Relka stopped for a moment to pop more food in her mouth and build theatrical tension.

"I want 5,000 gold for the whole job, I don't care where the money comes from, but that is my starting price, if you want to haggle, I am open to discussion, but for every 1,000 less I go, I am adding something to sweeten the pot that only Santa's Helper can pay. Also you will have to agree to that one without knowing what it is until after the deal is made, that one is more for fun." Relka drank the rest of Ragars orange juice and made a face. "Hey, the T-3000 had booze in this!"

@Experiment 249@ilovepapa

Skyline Academy (Academy of Heroes)

@PokimKyOshi

She half listened to the girl Aira list her abilities, there was a long list of them. But it was when the girl caught on fire that had Morrigan have a natural reaction. She let out a small hiss as the heat brush against her skin, forcing her to take a couple steps back. Her eyes narrowed into slits as steam rose form her body and sweat needed her brows. The Ice Queen collected herself quickly and dropped her skin temperature even lower.

"Of course you can use fire, you were the girl with the floating orb last night." She said off handedly. "Well if we are to spar, I can see I will have a tough time against you, my powers are weak against your flame."

Morrigan drew the water from the Earth and created an ice copy of herself. The ice golem was almost an exact match for the cryomancer, but was still a little off in some places. The ice began moving in a blocky, jerking manner almost as if it was a puppet with a novice pulling the strings.

"I am better with inanimate constructs like weapons or building structures. But I am getting closer with the moving ones everyday, if you can't tell, ice is my bitch." A half smile appeared on her face as she locked eyes with the witch. If it came to a fight, she would be at a disadvantage, but Aira didn't specialize in only fire, she was an all arounder, so Morrigan had the advantage there.

Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

@Experiment 249

Park's messed with her hair, as she watched a few more people come in, one player caught her eye right away, Anubis. While she had never actually met the half-alv, she did know they were an information broker. Relka smiled warmly in their direction, she would love to pick their brains for anything new, but later. Ragar pointedly ignored her as his sour disposition demanded of the guild master, but he should know that only spurned her on. Before she could start anymore antics the meeting officially started.

After listening to Ragar bark at everyone and his criminal explain, Parks started his mumblings about the king not being ripped apart. Relka jumped on the table and started picking at MamaFangs food, which was delicious as usual.

"Well we would need to have a king that we in fact looked up to first, not a Samwise Gamgee with a crown, isn't that right short round? Besides, the information I know just says the monsters are behaving this way due to adventures not leaving town as much so we aren't keeping their ranks thinned. Why not send out roidocop over there with his people to thin the here's a bit. And while he is at it I can have my way with a few loose coin purses." Relka snickered a little bit while stuffing her face with the delicious potato snacks that MamaFang made. She waved to all the lower level players surrounding the table while they looked unhappy.

"Besides, not like I am officially in the alliance, I am just a blade for hire, man these pitter patter things are so nice!!"

Skyline Academy (Academy of Heroes)

@PokimKyOshi

I will reply by the end of the day

Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

@Experiment 249

Relka was languidly laying about by the cities fountain watching the clouds drift by. She sat up stretching out her muscles in a bored yawn. The North Wen Alliance meeting would be starting soon. Last time she teamed up with them, she had clashed with a few members for her chaotic nature.

"Damn uptights and their rules, mischief and mayhem is part of the allure of this game. They turned it into the real world, with their laws and tiring government." She said to no one in particular. "Elder Tale favored Darwinism, the strong survive, and if you couldn't get stronger you deserved to be left behind."

The young woman stood up and brushed herself off and drew her hood over her head. Activating her skills she bounded her way to the towards the Fang Families guild hall. Lithely she traversed the buildings, a mere shadow in the peripheral vision of those below. She came to a halt on top of the guild Hall and let herself in.

Relka had arrived just as Cassio and Garkan did, she followed behind them silently, hiding herself in a dark corner of the room where the tiny Parks didn't see her. After watching the large Wolf Fang flaunt his power over the captive prisoner, she stepped out of the shadows behind Parks. She played with his hair as she began to speak.

"You know, knight, that people don't like those that abuse their power. Twisting the helpless Fox, that is borderline authoritative behavior, you could start a revolution against this government. You know what, forget I said anything, there is plenty of money made in war, and if you keep sitting in MamaFangs chair, you know what will happen." The words came out lazily, but with a touch of venom that she always reserved for the self named police man.

"And hello master Parks, it's always so lovely to see you. Have you grown a couple inches since our last visit?" She asked the little fairy, trying to get a rise out of him. She didn't even flashed a look towards Cassio or Garkan, she wanted to play with Parks first.