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Kamen Rider Generations

SHOOTER! WIDELY SPLIT!

Lasers rained down on the Shocker Grunts as Kamen Rider Chaser Over walked forward, twirling the Zenrin Shooter in one hand. Bringing it up to his face, he lifted the visor to let the steam out in an effect similar to a sheriff blowing on a smoking gun in an old western.

"I got no idea what's going on here... but I figure I'll get up to speed eventually!"

ZOOM MACH!

Bringing his fist down on the belt four times, he ran forward, tripping the mooks as he moved at incredible speed.

Fallout: The Carolina Blues.

"The siren song of communism tainted many before the Great War. But... this could be worse than a mere war."

The knight's eyes shot open as he gasped in horror.

"The Vaults were a sealed environment. If one man in the vault was turned to Communism, it's likely that so were the rest... and if Communists have been festering, plotting for centuries... there's no telling what foul designs they have for the wasteland. Arthur's throne... This could mean an entire Vault full of Communists!"

He gripped the handle of his shishkebab, staring gravely at Albus.

"Good sir, I repsect the man's right to life. But should he truthfully be a Communist, he and his collaborators must be slain- lest there be another war with such grave consequences."

Fallout: The Carolina Blues.

"Verily. There is a reason the Knights take refuge only in the halls of Kamelot."

Honestly, it was common sense. Don't piss off a deathclaw, then go hiding somewhere the deathclaw's going to rampage. And honestly, it was kind of stupid to attack the Enclave. There were stories about the kidnappings, sure... but when the Knights undertook quests to find the "victims," they usually ended up in the cave of a yao guai, a slaver's camp, or eloping with someone a family member didn't approve of rather than following Enclave kidnappers. It shocked Samuel that so many people in the wasteland would slander a group dedicated to restoring civilization and ensuring the safety of unmutated humans.

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"I'm just going to let you fill out a form for Question 4: What, if any, trades or skills have you learned? Please also list any powers, degrees, or artificially-inserted memories you may have."

As he handed Raditz the clipboard, TV Fly's eyes changed again, leaving one with the image of a dark alleyway, and the other of a close-up of a pastry. Rather than using the riding crop this time, Starfish Hitler simply held a hand out under it.

"Vile filling out zat form, consider qvestion 5: Joo are valking through ein alley und find ein thug stealing a child's strud... sveetroll. What do you do?"

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The Interview, Continued

"Oh, hey, another PTO guy! You wouldn't happen to know Appule, Blueberry, or Ginyu, would you? If you want to talk to them, Appule's down in th-"

"SILENCE! Zere vill be time for zese frivolous qvestions after ze interview is complete! QVESTION DREI: What would you say is the trait you most need to improve upon? YOU VILL ANSWER ZIS HONESTLY OR JOO VILL BE SENT TO ATLANTAUSCHWITZ VIZ ZE OTHER UNTERFISHCHEN!"

TV Fly, thankfully, wasn't getting smacked in the eye with a riding crop. No, now he was pouring a bucket marked "eyedrops" onto his face like he was in an 80's music video.

Fallout: The Carolina Blues.

Samuel surveyed his work with a proud nod. The Eyebot's metallic shell, the long plastic tube, the copper brushes at either end of the fanbelt driven by a vacuum motor powered by fission batteries. The mechanics of the device would allow it to build up large amounts of static electricity. A fine Van De Graff generator if he ever saw one. Then, of course, the web of wires trailing from the Eyebot's shell to the baseball bat, and the switch welded to its side. This, obviously, would allow him to turn the device on or off. He held the new weapon aloft, gazing skyward.

"I dub this instrument of justice... The Most Holy Bludgeon of Chattanooga, Prototype 1."

Now the design just needed field testing. Thankfully, nearby there seemed to be some sort of forum. A fine fixture of cultures such as this, where the commoners would come together to voice their concerns! He knocked on the door.

"Greetings, knaves! Wilst you are meeting, I presume to ask if you hast a quest that requires the aid of the Knights Cluecloch? I wish to serve as a sword to strike against the enemies of the Wastelanders!"

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Interview

"Oh yeah, straight arrows are always welcome." TV Fly buzzed, filling in the form with his left hand, and rubbing the spot where Starfish Hitler had smacked him with the riding crop with the right. Reaching up to his face, he turned the knob beneath his nose, flicking over to a new list. He braced himself. The same music continued playing.

"QVESTION TWO! ARE YOU CURRENTLY VORKING FOR OR HAVE YOU EVER VORKED FOR EIN MILITARY, MILITARIZED COMPANY, OFFICIAL CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION, STREET GANG, OR HORDE OF ZE DAMNED?!" Starfish Hitler slapped the riding crop into each of the large-type words in turn, drawing a wince from TV Fly each time.

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The Interview Table- Freddy Fazbear's parking lot

"Greetings, und velcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, a Shocker+ Subsidiary. You haff shown initiative in coming here und ve respect zis." The first interviewer said, legs crossed as he tapped a riding crop in one hand.

"However, we have a few questions to ask to determine if you're Shocker+ material." The second interviewer said as the screens serving as its eyes blinked to life. A jaunty tune played as the interview began.

"QVESTION VON! ARE YOU CURRENTLY USING- OR HAFF YOU EVER USED-- ADDICTIVE DRUGS SUCH AS ZOSE SHOWN HERE?!" Starfish Hitler screamed, standing and slapping the riding crop onto TV Fly's eye. A list of drugs filled up the screens.

• Moon Sugar
• Psycho
• Mr Bones
• Joy
• Deathsticks
• Novacoke
• Deepweed
• Bouncy Bubble Beverage
• Deathweed
• Slow-Mo
• Refrain
• Red Eye
• Stimutacs
• Salt
• Cat Food
• Hyperzine
• Glistening Oil
• Electromagnetic Particles
• Red Spice
• Blue Spice
• Orange Spice
• Baby Spice
• Old Spice
• That Blue Meth from Breaking Bad
• Nuka-Cola Quantum
• Hist Sap
• Mindbreaker Toxin
• Ambrosia
• Demon Horn
• Human Horn
• Hyper Potion
• Venom
• Estus
• Estrus
• Rumble Balls
• Plasmids
• Vigors
• Cyber-Modules
• Triptocaine
• Fairy Dust
• Angel Dust
• Dust
• Blue Herb
• Slappers
• Slab
• Slide
• Slunky
• Slush
• Skooma

Kamen Rider Generations

It's cool dude. We all started somewhere, and the fact you're thinking this through like you are shows promise.

Kamen Rider Generations

So... Shocker just instantaneously conquered this one random city for no reason? No intrigue, no buildup, no resistance, just "SHOCKER NOW OWNS IT DAILY COMBATMEN PARADE IN THE STREETS"? You might have wanted to wait to discuss this post with your Co-GM really. This is kind of... well, it just feels awkward and restrictive.