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Sometimes, even an adventurer needs a backrub.
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Or one word of Turn Ethereal.
So... are we talking classic scene-chewing barbarian?

Also, working on a Jason Blood who is an adventurer archaeologist. Rather than being Jason of Norwich, he's a distant descendant.
"That's a Mekillot, it's native to Athas, and you won't be going there because we can't afford to piss off a Dragon King. You, Mr. Muscle Man, are going to be helping me claim a castle for the bossman."

Taking a slice for herself, Kelly passed the rest to Raditz.

"Besides, there's a bunch of monsters in there that drop entire buckets of pudding if you beat them."
Samuel crouched low, walking behind Jack. Though he did not like this brat who dismissed the concerns of others out of hand, impersonated military personnel, and seemed to think he was the hottest shit this side of Tornado Alley. But it seemed the shitter was the only one who could stop the Enclave's vertibird. So the knight followed, and turned on the tesla bat just in case it came to the worst.
@Apollosarcher
1. Again, they contracted the construction. There is no reason to instate a military rank for what is essentially a rent-a-cop.
2. If they DID receive a rank, the Security Chief would be a sergeant at best. He doesn't need authority over Lieutenants, Warrant Officers, Sergeants, Corporals, AND Majors to enforce order in such a small environment.
3. It's usually a bad thing if you have to insert NPC's to shill for your character against people with reasonable arguments, then cut off the conversation with an attack that just proves the opposition's point.
No, they were CONTRACTED. Meaning the government paid them for the things, but didn't own them. It would make sense that there would be a terminal that would allow the Pentagon to monitor an investment's progress- assuming the Brotherhood didn't just move it from somewhere else.
The pink-haired girl smiled and waved at Raditz, scooching over.

"Oh, you must be new here! Hi, I'm Kelly, and this is a Mage."

Taking a piece of the pizza, Kelly offered it to Raditz. Mage waved, unable to eat due to his or her closed helmet.

"Go ahead and try it! It's Mr. Vamp's own recipe. Um... let's see, there's a Mekillot hunt but uh..."

She pulled up a picture of the Mekillot on her phone, Wigglytuff charm clacking against the side. The screen showed a picture of carving of a tremendous armored reptile, towering over an oasis city and crushing palm trees beneath its feet. The Mekillot appeared to be carrying what looked to be a giant worm with a fanged maw surrounded by tentacles in its mouth. Dozens of tiny dots appeared to be throwing spears and magic spells at the Mekillot, to no avail.

"...I think they called in some specialists for that one. I mean, they're big, but this is a carving by halflings, so Oh! There's a job involving clearing out some of the monsters in the Demon Castle of Count Dracula. I should probably get on that one, Castlevania's got some powerful monsters I can sell to the boys back home."
"Robobrain, it seems my worries about his communism were unfounded. He does not, however, respect his fellow man, or know or care for the consequences of his actions. It seems as if the bartender is infatuated with him, seeking to cover his obvious flaws in hopes of a tryst or something."

Lifting the visor of his questing regalia, he chomped down on a cigar, lighting it with his Shiskebab. Taking a long puff, he turned to the Robobrain.

"Also, the Vault Security does NOT count as a military position. After all, Vault-Tec was a private corporation, not a government-sponsored effort. So he's impersonating military personnel. Ain't that a Federal Offense? ...also why in Arthur's name did he come out here just to insult us?"
Ja wohl.
THe Parking Lot


"Good answer. Shows concern for the child AND a desire to advance your own position. You might just be Shocker+ Material after all!"

Starfish Hitler was at work with a pair of scissors, before handing Raditz a Shocker Combatman's mask with a section cut out of the back- presumably for his absurd amount of hair.

"Velcome to ze team. Head on in and meet your coworkers!"



Freddy Fazbear's Dining Area

The animatronics on stage were going through another jaunty tune about friendship. Meanwhile, Kelly the Rocket Grunt was sitting across from Mage. An extra-large pizza and an order of garlic breadsticks sat between them.

"So Kelly, how come you didn't go along for that thing with Ginyu?"

"Dude, I am NOT a fighter. That's why I pamper my babies the way I do. Love and affection do more for a Pokemon than any amount of browbeating, and my Babs is proof of that. 'course, sometimes you get a stubborn one, and the only way to get through to them is a mix of fear AND affection. Like that thing I caught on the Lockseed Run with the Kurokage Troopers."
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