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<Snipped quote by Little Red Riding Sayu>

I just envision Sayu's voice being one of those overly cutesy girly-girl voices from anime... xD


Now pair that with this song in the background for a glorious wolverine-style kung fu fest and somewhat hilarious mental image:



Or, alternatively, pair Sayu's actions of attacking with THIS song for a more 'cool' and badass action theme to set the scene for her ala the Wolverine anime (I had no idea such a thing existed until literally just now):

<Snipped quote by Crusader Lord>

good old hey arnold. I don't recall that scene at all tho xD


I for some reason remember the gist of that episode of Hey Arnold after years of not seeing it. So I might be the true oddity here. XD

Helga's Mom tried to encourage her dad to get to know her more, because yeah Helga's sister is the star idol of the family and the obvious favorite and Helga has basically always been second fiddle. So her father tries awkwardly at first to do something, but doesn't get through or a good idea, until Helga leaves behind a magazine or such with some Wrestling event she wishes she could go to (this is Helga after all) on her bed. But the wind flips the page to some Broadway-type play about "Rats" before her dad goes in the room, and seeing the magazine he thinks 'eh, its strange but if she likes that sort of things sure i'll take her....its the least I can do to try'.

Cue the two at the play with tickets, and its incredibly awkward because neither like it and want to see it after it starts. Her father then admits seeing the magazine open on her bed, and Helga takes note of this as him having wanted to try to really bond with her better. On the other hand, they end up truly bonding at the end of the episode by making fun of and heckling the play without restraint (I think?).
Lillianna


"I should..." she went to run into Church, then paused, looked back at Fenna and Lillianna, her eyes bouncing from one to other. "You said you were here on behalf of a Lucinda? About a... ghost?" With a look up and down Lillianna to reconfirm that she wasn't scuffed or bleeding or anything, she added a final mouthed, "Sorry."


"No no no, I'm sorry for not being rather clear in what I said. That and not watching for the potential to slip there..."

Yet as the poor sister would seem to dismiss herself to go inside, the mage would nod at Fenna's suggestion to follow her in. Certainly wasn't a bad idea at the very least.

Though as they walked in, it certainly was a sight. The gothic style seemed to continue its prevalence even within the hallowed halls of the building, with high cielings and grandiose architecture within. The stained glass windows even seemed to shine with a clean polish, depicting scenes of what were perhaps legends as well as a seemingly three or four different individuals within them. Saints? Deities? Heroes of old? She had no idea, but it felt as if someone had taken a bit out of old mythology and slapped it into stained glass windows almost at times. Likewise the stone of the floor and the wood of the hewn pews within the grand main hall of the building seemed to be just as neat....and actually simpler as well. More humble, really, but even so wrought with what seemed to be a handcrafted and polished style that felt reminiscent of modern day Earth.

It overall felt as if placing one in the center of something 'grand', something special that was grand in its style and yet not excessively flashy or the ilk. It certainly reminded Lillianna of the architecture and styles seen at the Academy as well, though the manner of presentation felt different to her at the same time.

There wasn't much time to gaze at what was around them, as another sister approached them and told them she had heard from sister Juliet something about Lucinda and ghosts and that she knew Lucinda, but that she could use more information about the ghosts.


"Ah! Yes. Well, I and my party not too long ago had to traverse the Mazy Hillocks. It was there I learned that, well, I am able to see the spirits of the dead. In particular, however, there is a deceased adventurer's spirit back there I am seeking to find out more about in particular.

He died back in the Mazy Hillocks, but he helped save our skins and even helped save my life from a rather menacing direwolf to boot back there. I wanted to see if I could find out more about him, if possible. Though as for details, he was a gambeson-wearing halberdier. Had a fair bit of an accent, came from a small rural village, and said his sister could see the dead as well and was trained at their local church. Had sandy brown hair, messy and roughly-cut short, but he seemed to usually keep it under a helmet."


That-....well, that honestly had been all of the information she could get about him back there, given the circumstances. In hindsight the mage felt a small pang of regret for not asking more, but likewise they had all been forced into a fight immediately afterward to boot. Then the nearly dying part, etc, and waking up to nearly blowing up a hospital room and the male nurses who had apparently been watching over her recovery. It wasn't much to go on, but perhaps it might ring a bell of sorts no pun intended given the setting in the sister's mind. Or, well, perhaps it could get her sent to another person who might have more specific information at the very least.

Oh no, guys! It's a ...



Ratmen have appeared, and the update is out. :)


I can finally use a certain Youtube video in response to this, and I could not be more utterly dated happy. :P

On a completely unrelated note;

I went t get my hair cut today, and my barber decided to put some oil in my stash... Now I look like one of those villains from the 1920's movies... The ones with the top hat and cape who tied damsels to railroad tracks... :<


Or you could be one of those fancy mustached bare-knuckle boxers from the 1920's! Instead of a villain. ....Right?
Posted!
Charlotte


-Little Clearing, Middle of Some Forest, ???-


A ring-tone.

Or, to be more precise, an electronic ring-noise. Kinda like the one you'd hear in a live-call or when using a chat program and getting a message. But the noise came form inside their own head... Which... Was disconcerting to say the least.

Nevertheless! As soon as the brief, three-piece noise stopped, each of them would notice something even more bizarre. in front of their eyes, blocking their vision, a big envelope-shaped icon appeared. Yeah. An icon. Like the one you see on a home-screen on a smartphone or something. But it was there. Right infront of them. Hovering in mid-air. ANd it was moving. Like an animated gif or something. Then, without their consent, it blooped itself, and a new strange thing happened.

A window opened up. Like on a computer screen. But in their eyes. Their mind's eye? Whatever. They could all see it, that's the important bit. The window looked pretty standard to what you'd expect a window containing an email or message to lo0k like, save it was slightly transparent. But that wasn't the important bit. The important bit was what was written, and that the message started automatically reading itself to each of the girls, still in their head, with no scientifically acceptable reason as to why.


Eh?! Of all the strange things to happen, what in this lala land was thi-

Subject: Welcome!
Sender: God

Message:
Hello, hello, hello! Congratulations, girls~ *Clap, clap, clap*
You've all been selected as the esteemed and fortunate winners of a trip to an entirely different world, yay!

I'm sure you got all sorts of quesitons and concerns, but don't worry even teensy bit! I've provided you with some of my personal wardrobe that'll hlep you make your way in this brand new and exciting world you all find yourselves in.

Just remember to keep those garaments on, ladies~ They're your key to success while you're visting here. Oh, and don't worry, even though you're all form different parts of your world and in a brand new one, I've granted you all the ability to both speak and read the language, so you should all be able to communicate flawlessly! Ain't I something~?

Alright then, have fun and I do hope you'll enjoy your time in this world!

Best of luck to you all, [heart-emoji]!


....Maybe Dante Alighieri really had been terrifyingly correct about more things than he thought when titling his magnum opus of a fanfiction. Perhaps it all truly was, without reservations, a 'Divine Comedy'. Ha. Except she wasn't laughing about this one. The panicking girl who'd been talking about kidnappers seemed to be correct, though instead of simply asking for a ransom this one had kidnapped them and dressed them up in strange costumes. Given that this all seemed oh so strange, Charlotte felt lucky enough to gamble that the 'keep those garments on because they are key to your success here' bit was more than a little bit truthful. Sure it could be full of utter and total B.S., but the cruel irony seemed too ripe and juicy for something like this to NOT be true perhaps.

Being stuck as a bunnygirl though? Seriously?! It was so stupid! She would never want to wear this, and frankly would have torn it off already if not for the warning, but this self-proclaimed deity messaging them hadn't exactly stopped them from one thing. They just needed to wear these silly costumes, right? No reason she couldn't wear a cloak or something over this either? She wouldn't be not wearing the costume, after all, but she'd have to test the theory later...well, if there was any sort of civilization around here at all. Then again, would their personal disatisfaction with these stupid costumes be the only possible entertainment? A stunt, much like a performance or going out on Halloween, always required an audience after all.

Or, well, this was all initial conjecture on her part. A fair bit of assumption and guesswork based on the tone of that blasted message, but she was getting a similar vibe to that of her older sister to some extent and was running with that similar sort of impression for now.

Yet the simple path forward in that sense, she supposed, would thus be the best for the time being. Keep it simple and practical. Maintain the status quo. Play along, see what they could do, and test things practically along the way to feel out the situation. Certainly being gone from home forever wasn't exactly something she wanted to do, but for the time being the utter surreal nature of what was going on was certainly helping ground her in a sense. Somehow? Somehow, some way, whatever it was. Plus they had nothing else to wear for now anyway, etc.

"What?! Did it just say 'God'?! And different world? You — you gotta be joking!"

"What do you mean by personal wardrobe?! Is this… is this your doing?! Were you the one who put us in these ridiculous clothes?! Give our clothes back, you pervert!"

"Keep the clothes on? As if! I'll change out of it the moment I find another, less ridiculous set of clothes!"

"Y-you idiot God!"
The Shouting Is Back Again/Sayu


...That was a fair reaction, as much as the red-hooded girl who called herself Sayu seemed to talk otherwise. Or maybe Charlotte herself had read a few too many manga or something late at night on her phone when she couldn't sleep some nights over the last few years. Etc.

"Whoever this God person is," she stammered, her voice carrying a mix of amusement and bewilderment, "they certainly have a weird sense of humour."
Aria


It seemed all around the reactions from the other females of the group had been diverse enough, and reasonable enough to have in this situation she figured. Anger. Shock. Trying to trade outfits like a kid trying to trade the food they didn't want at Lunch in Elementary School. Hmm. They had most of the stages of grief going on thus far, actually, and she could already feel herself lightly nibbling on her own lower lip without thinking before stopping herself.

No. Just no. Not right now. Toss it on the backburner, and focus on what was going on in front of her. Breathe, breathe in and out. Focus. Whatever the case was, and however they were feeling, they needed to not just sit about idly for now at least. That much she knew for certain, and that much she could shift her focus onto at the bare minimum.

-
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"Unbelievable! It's completely, totally unbelievable!"

"A new, alternate, parallel dimension world? Are we supposed to just believe that?"
Sayu-nara, My Eardrums


"I had information I never knew before implanted in my head, and I can fire magic dice at a tree while wearing a bunnysuit. Seems more believable. Besides, it technically was a kidnapper like you said before."

Five minutes later and they were not a bit closer to whatever they were needing to do than before. If anything was manageable at this rate anywho. Given fifteen more minutes of, even if understandably, frustrated barking Charlotte felt tempted to just start preparing wood for a basic camp or something. She'd been camping sometimes with her family, not that her older sister had enjoyed any of it in reality outside of a few small bits and pieces. Hadn't been her favorite either, but she'd at least learned a few practical things from her father about it.

"Hey… guys.. Do you hear that? It's coming closer… from that way…"

"I… I think it might be some sort of a wild animal!"
Sayu-later, Alligator!


Hearing things? What, did the little animal ears on her costume actually-

For some reason, she could hear a distant noise coming from... That direction. Well, it wasn't exactly easy to tell which way that was, due to the lack of a compass or map or any other way to discern one way from another. But regardless, she heard something. Whatever it was, it seemed to be getting closer though. Not particularly fast or anything - but bit by bit, she could hear the sound of rustling leaves, thuds on dirt or grass and the muffled noises of what was... Voices? Animal noises? It was difficult to tell...


-...allow her to hear things. From afar. Like an actual animal. Ok, now she could hear it all as well if she was hearing the same things. So the ears had function for this outfit somehow? Or, well, for their outfits in general if the had any? Hmm. That would be something to take note of for later then.

"I don't hear anything in particular."
Aria


“If you don’t like that outfit, we can swap."

“I don’t hear anything either.”
???


"Actually, I can hear something as well. Voices or something, maybe, but it seems maybe the animal ears on these costumes actually work somehow.

There's something moving in our direction, I believe. Perhaps we should try to hide for the moment just in case."


Yes. That sounded like a far better idea than still panicking. In that vein, Charlotte tried to grab the arm of the panicky Sayu to drag over behind the nearest large and wide tree in proximity to them. Well, if the other girl would allow her to anywho. If Sayu didn't allow her to bring her to cover, then Charlotte would just go hide behind such a tree (if any) herself alone as a precaution. Either way, if the others didn't believe them she was going to try to save her skin at the very least (and someone else's in the process if she could maybe).

@Click This@Qia@PiNKPANTHERESS@Hammerman@Xaltwind




Lillianna


"Oh, these bags," she moaned as they got to the city gates, grabbing the attention of her friends as she slowed down and fussed with her grip. "They are so cumbersome and I am wearing thin." It felt bad to lie, but she had to get away. "I will take them back to the Mended Drum. I am so sorry I cannot come with you. Here; let me take your things back for you."

She kept it short, took any bags they wanted to hand her and gave each of them a quick hug with a friendly (and pretentiously posh) air-kiss. "I hope you find the answers you are looking for, Lillianna."
The True Heir of the Goddess of Shopping


Eh? MacKensie was leaving already? She'd seemed to have plenty of energy along the shopping spree and their trip toward the Church of Iris thus far. Then suddenly she was too tired and moaning? The Frenchwoman seemed to be in a hurry to leave them, as well as take their remaining bags back, though while friendly it all felt slightly concerningly 'suspicious' to the mage. How so, though, she couldn't really tell. Was just a gut instinct at this point. At the same time, however, she didn't try too say or do anything about it and instead let MacKensie do as she wished before disappearing into Valhheim once more among the people and crowds and the sort.

"Alright, take care. We'll return to the Mended Drum when we're done here." She watched MacKensie walk away until she rounded a corner and then turned to Lilliana. "Let's go to the church, we're almost there."
Felicitous Fenna the Friend


Suddenly snapping out of where she'd been starting off at the direction MacKensie had left in, Lillianna would lightly clear her throat and gently nod back at Fenna in turn. She was right, they needed to get to the Church while they still had the chance. After that? Well, perhaps they could look for MacKensie again to make sure she was ok. Or, er, well, something of the sort at least. Maybe.

"Yes, we should be close if the directions were correct."

Indeed, though, as they rounded the corner the building itself became suddenly and overtly obvious for them to see. If it was the correct building, that is, then it made enough sense to keep it visible on the city's outskirts. Yet as they got closer the mage would absorb herself in examining and taking note of its features along the way.

The building was tall enough to stretch up over the tops of most buildings around it for certain, and surprisingly the style of it seemed to be very 'gothic' in nature. Not as in the sterotypically-pictued 'edgy, black-colored-clothes-wearing, listening to Welcome To The Black Parade' type of 'gothic' course, but rather the style of architecture. Like it was made to be some kind of humble but well-made cathedral, it seemed to her eyes, and on their approach she thought she could see the glint of light and colors in its its windows somewhat as well. Stone bricks seemed to have a nice lighter color to them on first inspection from afar as well, which were fitted tightly to compose a stable stricture yet seemed to be arranged almost as 'smooooth as silk' from the outside according to her same glimpses at the building to boot.

And yet-

She was outside, on a small step ladder, washing the stained glass windows of the front entrance. The women approaching would be just in time to see Juliet bend down to soak her sponge in the bucket and wobble the step ladder into chaos. "W-w-waaaagh!"

Her feet flew out up into the air. The step ladder flew away. The bucket hit the floor, soapy water everywhere. All before the poor Sister landed flat on her back in the wet.
The Sound of Music 2: Electric Boogaloo


Someone fell! Or, well someone who had been trying to wash the front stained glass windows at the entrance. Her outfit seemed similar to that of a nun from back on Earth, to draw what comparisons she could, though also seemed different as well in such a way as to indicate a differing religion of course. Regardless, as the mage was shocked back into reality by the incident and was momentarily stunned Fenna seemed to move in ot try to assist. Right afterward, the mage would likewise hurry over to the fallen woman's side.

Once they reached the church they were just in time to see one of the sisters fall down. "Oh dear..." Fenna muttered and she rushed to the sister's aid. "Are you okay?" At first glance, the sister didn't seem to be injured. Not externally anyway.
The Nun Can't 'Fenna-d' For Herself Right Now, It Seems


Lillianna would without thinking try to help the poor sister sit up, at least, if the help was accepted. Though sparing a glance at the poor now-fallen-over ladder the woman had been on, she could see that it didn't seem the most stable-looking thing. Then again, a wrong shift in weight on even a good ladder was always a risk perhaps. Her father had learned that first hand before, luckily on a small-scale like what had happend to this poor woman here.

"That was luckily not much of a fall it seems.

Actually, we came here to ask about something at the suggestion of Lucinda. You see, there's a dead adventurer I...well...could see back in the Mazy Hillocks. His ghost I mean. Talked to him and- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"


Soapy water under the mage's feet, which was atop the stones on the ground forming a small path to the entrance, suddenly decided to ruin the friction between her feet and the ground. Which is to say, while trying to help and not paying muchh attention to where she was standing Lillianna managed to slip. Falling to her right, and trying to throw herself toward the grass as she did so, the top half of the magic caster;s body would thankfully fall onto the grass as the rest of her hit the stones beneath. It was enough to make her hips hurt that she knew they'd feel sore later, that much would be true, but at least the grass was itself softer to the side...and prevented a head impact if nothing else.

"Uuuuh....should have seen that one coming."

Even on the ground she'd admit that one, even after a light moan of soreness and such caused by her fall. Should have looked where she was stepping before stepping too quickly. But the very power of gravity itself, much like a predator waiting for its prey to come into view, had been merely lying in wait for an ambush against her once more.








Also made another post really fast so I can be early and not think about it this round. Or, well, I got the chance to this particular week at least. Whew. (@_@)

Lazash is trying to pick up the shinies and flak beetle chunks to hold onto, so hopefully they can move on deeper into the cave. Or at least that's where her focus is, outside of sitting down and being grateful to be alive. Somehow. Despite the fact that last time this happened it went horribly according to our dear DM. Dang.
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