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11 mos ago
Current "May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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5 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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5 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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5 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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6 yrs ago
Guys, 2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is: "What the fuck was that."
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Welcome.
I'm 22 and I still can't swim (I'm also terrified of drowning so there's that)?


I don't nap. I just sleep all day.
[@Sola]


Slow motion clap.
I believe some people- in the darkest corners of their minds, are probably hookers, wearing fishnet stockings, smoking crack and peeing on stop signs.
i once skidded my car on the highway and lost total control. luckily i got out of it without a scratch, and my car too.
i did kill someone tho, but i left before the cops came


You killed someone? Cuntfagulations.
I scowl a lot.
Welcome.
I'm not a relationship kind of guy but if I ever marry anyone, they'd have to physically fight me to get a divorce. I'd be like an account bound unique item in an RPG. You can't get rid of me. It'd be a fair fight too. I wouldn't have married you if you can't throw a punch.
Nine times out of ten, I suck at coming up with titles for stories and RPs that aren't fandom. Case and point: the best title I could think of for my most recent 1x1 RP sounds like a cheesy light novel along the lines of "There's No Way My Little Sister Could Be This Cute", "Caught In the Carnage Between My Girlfriend and My Childhood Friend", "He's my brother, but as long as we're in love it shouldn't matter", or "I'm A High School Boy and a Successful Light Novel Author, But I'm Being Strangled By A Female Classmate Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me".
[@Otaku95]


Why am I laughing at this...
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