Welcome.
I'm 22 and I still can't swim (I'm also terrified of drowning so there's that)?
I don't nap. I just sleep all day.
i once skidded my car on the highway and lost total control. luckily i got out of it without a scratch, and my car too.
i did kill someone tho, but i left before the cops came
Nine times out of ten, I suck at coming up with titles for stories and RPs that aren't fandom. Case and point: the best title I could think of for my most recent 1x1 RP sounds like a cheesy light novel along the lines of "There's No Way My Little Sister Could Be This Cute", "Caught In the Carnage Between My Girlfriend and My Childhood Friend", "He's my brother, but as long as we're in love it shouldn't matter", or "I'm A High School Boy and a Successful Light Novel Author, But I'm Being Strangled By A Female Classmate Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me".