Darog the Badger God Member
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STATUS: I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg. 9 yrs ago
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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Because of fuckin Guardians of The Galaxy.
I approve dickbutt.
Goldmarble said
Matt Smith's face has this odd...plastic like look to it. Sort of like a plastic doll that's been heated to softening and then injected with air to puff out...cheekbones or something. It's really fucking awkward to look at and describe.
BrobyDDark said
Plus he has no eyebrows and his brow is lowered like a caveman's.
KnightShade said
I'd joke that he is secretly a time-travelling caveman spy in a plastic mask, if that wasn't a perfectly plausible premise for a Dr Who episode.
You fuckin guys....
making me spit out my drink.
I want a toilet made out of gold, but that's expensive too.
Lucian said
Those were cinematic masterworks, what are you talking about!?
Dervish said
You guys get lobotomy discounts?
Yep.
From Drago's house of Discount Lobotomies and Abortions!
solamelike said
*Shudder*
No, I don't think you've even seen those movies I've listed.
But those are on par with those movies, for me. I'm being fuckin serious
Lucian said
Never could get on board with the whole "making fun of a child's death/disappearance" thing. I'm not one for too much media coverage either, but the former seems to suggest an unnerving detachment to life.
Agreed, I mean comedy is mostly about making fun of misery, but there's something more fucked up about those kinds of jokes though.
Lucian said
This.But also, you're all fucking morons. How could you waste so much time attacking this gif-spmming newb and do nothing at all about somebody like, say, natsumehack? Does Nat really get off because he has tenure? Fucking ridiculous. You need to prioritize.
You may wanna watch yourself on your pedestal of hollier than thou-ness, bruv.
you may catch a glimpse in the mirror and not like what you see
jkn bby i luv u. Plus, I've never given Nat a free pass, he's a dumb shit too.
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