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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
Barioth said
Yeah I really liked how much it reminded me of the first movie, especially Godzilla's design. Nothing like that other American Godzilla bullshit. Not sure how I felt about his brontosaurus feet though.
Problem with studios in the nineties and early 00's was that they would look at something, even if it never needed a big redesign, and fuckin re do it how they see fit. Thus the first american Godzilla was fuckin terrible in every aspect.
I hope for a sequel they bring a Toho Classic Kaiju.
While I understand the teasing was slightly annoying, especially the first time Godzilla throwed down with the male MUTO, I thought the movie was great with it's suspense.
And also, I cared more for the humans in this than I did in Pacific Rim. I only wished Brian Cranston was alive longer, then that would've been much better. Also there's one little fact people often forget about Godzilla, the original and other of his big name appearances he didn't appear until the final act of the movie.
BrobyDDark said
After seeing all the hype and stuff, I made it my personal goal to hate this movie when I saw it. Then I saw it. It was a good movie, but it did not deserve the hype it got and it definitely did not deserve a whole fandom based around it. The music was about as good as any Disney song, and the animation was as good as any other big-budget animated movie but it still did not live up to the glory of the tale it was based off of.
I remember when I used to do that too. You miss out on some pretty cool things with that approach.
I haven't seen the movie yet, and to be honest? Probably will not. However, the talk of hype and people getting excited over a movie or whatever is up to you solely. I don't ever go into watching a movie or playing game right off the bat thinking it will be great, I go in with an open mind, with a few expectations(Not too many for the movie to be disappointing.)
Joegreenbeen said
When Darog the Badger God was born, he was nothing close to his current title. He was the runt of the litter and his name was just Gorad. Gorad was extremely uninspired and was always picked on. Gorad didn't care what others thought, all he did was lay in the medows and stare at the dirt, because he laid face down. The little badgers life was changed forever when:... (Someone pick up.)
Barioth said
He developed a serious addiction to crystal meth. An addiction so powerful, he sold the rest of his badger litter into slavery to sate the inner demons. Gorad lived day to day, pushing aside basic badger needs all for a hit of the good stuff. Eventually meth didn't give him the kick he needed anymore. He needed something new, more powerful. As he stuck the heroin needle into his vein he witnessed something that changed his life, it was :
Azarthes said
Jane dyingThen his asshole friend gave him to some neo nazis
Or
Wayne said
a stroke. And he lived the rest of his life as a paraplegic, trying to whack all passersby with an old cudgel while screaming obscenities in Icelandic, angry at their ability to still walk.
And thus "The Ballad of Darog the Badger God" was written.
Kaga said
Cosplays be really fun to put together. I remember about a year ago I did Crona from Soul Eater and wound up making a sword Ragnarok out of cardboard and duct tape...
Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>
