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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In I Feel Awful → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Awson said
Next time you parallel park just get out and quickly use your cyborg strength to push the car a few centimeters closer to the curb before your instructor can look at it.

The best solution.

In Frozen is overrated → 11 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

Yog Sothoth said
The messages seemed preachy and when things begin to preach then that to me smells like bad writing.

I think if we lined up almost every Disney movie, they'd all be guilty of being preachy to some extent.

In Godzilla → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Lucian said
Some of us can balance the two. It's a gift.As for the topic, I heard an interesting analogy that I thought fit quite well.The movie, in regards to Godzilla's appearances/combat, was like sex done correctly. Tease it with a ton of foreplay, let it really simmer, y'know? Then Wham! Let that atomic-fire-breathe climax hit you like a freight train. You know the part I'm talking about.On the opposite end of the spectrum, if you skip the foreplay and just get straight down to business (by showing too much Godzilla too soon), you end up climaxing too soon, and it's really quite underwhelming.

I find this the perfect.

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In Bryan Singer (X-Men Days of Future Past).... → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Halo said
I have to say, casting McAvoy and Fassbender as Xavier and Magneto was an inspired choice. Seriously had my doubts when I started watching First Class the other day, but having now seen both films they're in I think they really pull it off.

I have to say, I agree completely. They really do those roles justice I thinks. Plus the Xavier, Xavier Scene was....exceptionally great.

In Bryan Singer (X-Men Days of Future Past).... → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Got to see it today...

.....Holy damn fuck did I enjoy it! Quicksilver's scene was fucking fantastic.

Easily one of my favourite X-Men movies, and even Superhero Movies.

Deadpool is set to appear in X-Force alongside Cable in 2018, plus the Deadpool Movie is almost near greenlight status.

In HYPER-REALISTIC THREAD! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

In Godzilla → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Sorry for the spoilers.

In Bryan Singer (X-Men Days of Future Past).... → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

So long as apocalypse wrecks shit in the next movie, I don't give a fuck about its past record.

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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