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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Spam Celebration: Sherlock's Back! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Doivid said
sherlock wears spandex devil costumes.and they're very flattering.

I concur.

In if you know what Raxacoricafalipitorius is, I love you. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ishtar said
Another Spam topic derailed, eh?Soo.... did anyone ever figure out what the Raxawhatchamalit the OP mentioned in the topic?

It's something stupid that's to do with Doctor Who.

In Flesh? → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

solamelike said
Please elaborate?

I'm good, thanks for asking.

In Needs more ponies. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Nat, you are going around circles now.

In Flesh? → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

solamelike said
Do you live in England?You hit the nail on the head !This is how we all speak, we just talk American so that people understand us.

You clearly need to get out more.

In if you know what Raxacoricafalipitorius is, I love you. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

natsumehack said
Yo I am the queen of the changelings here.

No you are not, you are just a brony.

In Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn? → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

That's Bo Burnham.

Watch his stuff. it's legendary.

In if you know what Raxacoricafalipitorius is, I love you. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

AreYouMyMummy said
What the bloody heck is going on? D:

Let me bite your torso.

In if you know what Raxacoricafalipitorius is, I love you. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Dervish said
Draog, Broby, get a room.

Don't be jealous, bby!

There's enough dragolicious booty for everyone!

In if you know what Raxacoricafalipitorius is, I love you. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

BrobyDDark said
Oh hey, sarcasm! That's original 8DDDD.Just so I know, you know you're using the same excuse for different reasons over and over again, right? What I mean is, you're aware that this is possibly the stupidest excuse for being a douche ever, right?Also, really it doesn't matter what kind of vocabulary you use. If you're right and willing to prove it, that's all that matters. If you insult me, I will continue to stare around the stupidity and look directly at your argument like an actual person would instead of doing whatever it is you do to win.Actually, ya know what? I think I'll join you.You see, I was never serious at all 8D.

Lets stop with the sexual tension.

My body is ready...

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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