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3 yrs ago
Current That isekai idea works until you take into account the advanced part and include things like AI, brain machine interfaces, etc. Knowledge can just be downloaded.
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3 yrs ago
Some day's I regret setting foot in this site.
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3 yrs ago
What do you mean by added? Like to a PM or something?
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3 yrs ago
What the pog doin?
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3 yrs ago
Unless you love kids a little too much, then a prison sentence is what can be done about it.
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@ZAVAZggg With nothing to block with, Jesse shot the hand holding the saber, with the same abrupt speed he shot Teo’s leg with.


Teo barely had time to react as the bullet whizzed past his hand, though he did not drop the saber despite this, it being emitted from the ring still firmly fastened around his middle finger. Closing the distance between them, he didn't hesitate for a moment in bringing the searing beam down upon the barrel of Jesse's gun, slicing it clean off near the bullet chamber itself.
@ZAVAZggg Jesse’s attack failed when his axe was cut in two by Teo’s saber, and again when Jesse tried to block the other strike but that axe was cut in half also. The saber had cut some through the Kevlar Jesse was wearing before he was able to jump out of the way. Out of options, Jesse drew and shot Teo’s leg faster than an eye could move.


Teo cried out as the bullet flew through his leg, no doubt shattering the bone on its way through. Not good in the slightest, given the disadvantage it put him at. Of course he'd faced worse and lived, so this would be no different. Gritting his teeth, he shrugged off the pain and slowly rose to his feet, saber held down and to the side. After a few seconds of shifting his weight back and forth, Teo found that he could walk reasonably well and charged forward, poised to swat the six-shooter right from Jesse's hand.
@ZAVAZggg
True


Spaceballs is progressive then, in that at the end he doesn't beat evil because of his schmeat, but his courage and will.

Well that and a mirror.
@ZAVAZggg Jesse was indeed skilled, and there was yet more evidence for his situation with the reaper. Still, he had never seen such a weapon as what Teo was now holding.

“I will strike you down, and your god Schwartz.” He said, rushing in for the attack again, this time going for the limbs.


"I see you lack a sense of irony and humor young padawan," Teo said, moving to deflect his oncoming blows. "But it is no matter. I shall not fall today!"

Knocking away another one of Jesse's swings, Teo brought the saber down and to the right, aiming to score a hit on his side.
<Snipped quote by MikkishtheLeprechaun>

Spaceballs May the Schwartz be with you..it's just like a Jedi saber


Except it's a penis metaphor.
@ZAVAZggg Teo is from an anime?

Also, tell me about this ring


Just read the google doc and you'll see what I mean.
What's this? An anime boy using the Schwartz?!
@ZAVAZggg Jesse dodged the prod by less an inch, and had a mind to deliver a drop jump knee, but considered his opponent. This man was clearly more skilled than the people in blue he had turned into corpses. Regardless surely there was only so much the cattle prod could handle. Jesse swung at Teo’s neck with one axe, then his elbow with the other, then continued sending swings, alternating axes each time. He figured Teo was skilled enough to block, but was more focused on destroying his weapon.


Teo wasn't stupid nor unaware, and had taken note of his opponent's alternating swings, each of which he either blocked or backstepped from. Jesse, it seemed, intended to destroy his weapon. Not that it would matter of course, as he always had whatever random objects next emerged from his coat to fall back on.

'Speaking of which...'

Teo reached into his coat with his free hand, still parrying blow after blow, only to wrench a small ring free. Sending out a kick to create some space between himself and his opponent, he tossed the prod to the side and slipped the ring on. Holding onto his wrist with his now empty hand, he activated the tiny piece of jewelry, causing it to emit an amber beam of light.

"You're skilled," he said, flashing Jesse an amused smirk. "But the Schwartz is with me."
@ZAVAZggg Teo’s punch landed, and Jesse felt the blow, but it seemed to have no effect. The punch bounced off and Jesse didn’t flinch. Jesse simply hit the prod out of the way again, then swung horizontally for Teo’s knee, with the blades end this time.


Teo brought the prod back round to parry the oncoming strike. From here he whipped it back across Jesse's face, before reversing his grip and bringing it up to guard against any swings his opponent saw fit to perform.
@ZAVAZggg Jesse hit the tip of the prod out of the way with the blunt end of one axe as Teo charged. Then the blunt end of the other came for Teo’s head.


Teo ducked out of the way of the blow, and rammed his fist into Jesse's gut. Rising once more, he executed a series of quick jabs with the prod centered around the kid's right side. They weren't held long enough for the current to knock him out of the fight, but they would sting regardless.
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