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  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

I remember seeing an RP like this before.

Mainly because goat.

Anyway...

May or May not be interested, tentatively watching, yada yada. Blah blah, blah.
Larfleeze said
Shut up, meatbag. You don't have the balls to use those cans.I bet my left femur on that, skinscum.


Don't test me, Jack Skellingfleeze.
Don't test me.

I'm armed and I'm not afraid to de-milk your skeletons armies calcium!
rpg101 said
Yea, my friend and I decided against Intel and are going with the AMD. Also, our case just came in today. I've dubbed it, The Rage Cage. Looks like this. The Azza XT1


The Aza shines like a diamond
Antarctic Termite said



Needlessly complicated writing.

FOR THE STYLE!
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Name: Skeleton Name: Date: 1.) How much spook? 92.) Preferred skeleton war position: Skelly underground away from the cursed sun3.) What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? This skeleton's favorite instrument is the violin4.) Rank yourself ~Pretty sick, think I've got a temperature or something5.) The Milk? Only if it's whole milk6.) Weapon of choice ~Axe without the body spray part7.) Why do you want to join the skeleton war? *reads to the bottom of the application* I guess I was drafted.


Name: Derpenstein
Skeleton Name: Derpenskelestein
Date: 14/10/14 (2 fourteens holy shit conspiracy)
1) 10. Spooky Scary Skeletons.
2) AIR FORCE! I believe I can fly...
3) They take the arms of a fallen comrade and then their dead comrades skull. Bone drum.
4) Best ever with a crossbow. Mainly because I've been shot by them so much I've seen how people shot me.
5) "Now, Skelederp, milk makes your bones big and strong." The memory rushed by Derpenskelesteins head as he drank the carton of milk and got in his skelly plane of spooks...
6) Crossbow
7) Stalking Rax.
BrobyDDark said
It's too late. He's already digested you.


I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

You should try it by the way, adds flavour.
Slslslslslslslslsls.
Larfleeze said
Derpestein, no! You're scaring the guppie.


No fuk u
Shmewyy said



Omnomnomnom.
In FML 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Did toilet water splash into your butt when you took a crap?

All the fucking time.
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