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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 9 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 9 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.86 / day)
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    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

9 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3 likes
9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages. Revamped → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
Either way, it isn't biological, so rebuilding/repairing it would replace healing.
In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages. Revamped → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
pyrak said
Suggestions for golemspros: highly resistant to magic, high resilience (instsad of high defense), and I'd say make them stronger than goblins (magical beasts of labor, they should be extremely strong), don't need any subsidence for survival or slep, and they can survive in much harsher conditions than living people.cons: extremely slow (instead of lazy, and makes up for strength), magic drain is like life force drain on them.


I agree with this.

After all...

The golems are somewhat big rock creatures of rock.
Goblins are puny fleshings.
In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages. Revamped → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
Slendy said
Could I be a golem?


You'd need to list pros and cons of the new race that you'd be adding in to the GM.
In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages. Revamped → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
Xzayler said
Im joining as well! I'll be a goblin since you're short on them


Shotgun?

Woaoahhh
In My name is Keith. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
WELCOME TO THE GUILD, GOOD SIR!

You must first become a gentleman and a scholar, good sir!

Then you must have the strength of a hundred men, good sir!

Then you must be persuasive as a venus fly trap, good sir!

That is how you Roleplay!

Joking aside...

Welcome to the guild, Keith. Enjoy your stay.
In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages. Revamped → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
BluSpyReturns said
...I agree with him.stop hitting us


Indeed

It's domestic abuse D:
In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages. Revamped → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
STOP HITTING US SHMEWWY!

In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages. Revamped → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
Shmewyy said
..........



STAHP
In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages. Revamped → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
Shmewyy said
WHY SO MANY GOATS


WE HAVE LIKE 2 GOATS

YOU GUYS HAVE ATLEAST 2 SPELLBORNS

AND THERES 1 GOBLIN

WE NEED MORE GOBLINS.

AND THESE CAPS NEED TO DIE.
In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages. Revamped → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
Bluebe123 said
READ POLANDBALL.NOW.


FUCK

OF COURSE

I TRY TO BE A GOOD SAMARITAN

AND IT'S A MEME

GOD, DAMN, DERP.
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