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"cause its funny and you arent supposed to be funny but its also insufferable you have more brain rot than my gen alpha nephew" thanks fledermaus. i'm going to alter the trajectory of your life.
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she shows me her butt, so that i can say ''it's 2024 we dont goon to still pictures anymore''. that's deep. toes in my mouth. toes with the french tips. white toes, baby blue toes. you name it.

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Just an Aragorn looking for his Arwen


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Man I really hate it when people use the word loli unironically, A loli is a sexualized version of a kid, it basically translates to sexy child (which is two words that should never be used together). why the fuck would anyone call themselves a sexy child unless they're a pedo or moron.

Pedophilia is wrong, using the word Loli unironically is like screaming "I FIND ELEVEN YEAR OLDS ATTRACTIVE". people shouldn't use it at all. I don't call myself a sexy child, no one who's sane does either. so why should we do the same with the word loli?.


im a loli

now you decide which of those two options i am
there's a pokemon called Cutiefly??? wtf
Anyone having problems with Discord?


Nay sir.
jesus christ.


Amegakure no Sato | S-rank | Leader of Amegakure

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Outside of the hospital | INTERACTION: Koma Hitsugi, @GlitchyBugger; Sayuri Nisshoku, @Write; Jaakuna Aka @Reflection


Yogensha held back when the ash appeared and took over them, and instinctively reached towards Koma, pulling her closer towards Yogensha. The girl hadn't moved yet - lucky break, perhaps, but it meant that the two shinobi on the ground hadn't been stopped yet. With Koma close and Sayuri having had enough training to instinctively know what to do, Yogensha simply bided her time, and waited. She was now aware there were invisible targets, which told her something about the abilities of the enemy, where as her so called trump card still remained hidden from him. And from the way the fight was looking, there would probably be no need to show off her trump card either. Although there was no doubt about this persons' mastery over the kage bunshin technique, it was clear that he was outplayed in this scenario purely on the basis o Sayuri's byakugan. That alone gave them the advantage that had already won them this fight entirely. “Locations?” she inquired quietly, which in the hubbub of the fight would easily be lost in the noises to all but Koma and Sayuri.

Whether the answer came or not, they would be set upon soon. Yogensha could not see as easily and if Sayuri had planned to warn her of the incoming, she would certainly be too late when she had her own problems to take care of.

Yogensha was caught, first by the one who tackled her and grabbed her by the waist. Although unexpected, she did not fall over backwards and managed to stay upright, feeling her chakra dissipating slowly. She reacted quickly and withdrew a kunai from the strap on her leg, and without a second thought jammed it into this persons' back. Poof, and then the clatter of the kunai as it fell onto the clay roof panes. This would be the first taste they'd get of Yogensha's chakra - and they'd know her chakra was powerful and plentiful enough. The second one came soon after, grabbing her by the wrist. With a simple motion, graceful enough although it was invisible to the spectators due to the smoke, she moved her body and pushed her fist into the air before sending it down onto the clones' head; although not without performing a jutsu first. “Kaze no Yaiba!” Between her index finger and thumb, a spinning blade of wind materialized out of thin air, literally, and she thrust it into the shinobi's neck. It'd have sliced it, were it not a clone. Instead it simply vanished, taking a little bit of her chakra with him again. Was it worth it? She did not know.

“Let's use this to our advantage,” Yogensha then alerted the other two nin with her. Although it was a daring plan, she pondered whether it would be worth it. A quick risk calculation indicated; yes, it would be. “Recruit!” she then added, indicating Koma, whose name she was still unaware of. “Place your foot in my hands and get ready to use that bow.” The purpose was still unknown, both to Jaakuna, Sayuri and Koma. But the plan was innovative and, thus, likely unexpected under the guise of the smoke. “Push!”

She moved her hands upwards and threw Koma into the air in a spiraling motion allowing her to scan the area. If she remembered her duty, she was to shoot the two shinobi throwing a hissy fit down in the streets. A reckless and somewhat unsure move - she had no idea how accurate Koma even was.. for all she knew, she'd be more likely to hit the civilians than the shinobi. But such a weapon was uncommon among shinobi, so anyone that wielded it must have had at least some skill with it. The odds seemed worth it, to her.

In that same spinning motion she summoned wind chakra into her right hand, and politely forwarded an order to Sayuri. How strange, that in a situation like this, she remained her façade of almost perfect composure, even when nobody could see her. “Sayuri, locations, if you have a moment.” As soon as she received some locations for the enemies, she quickly calculated where that had to be in her mind - it was quite a feat to maintain her awareness about the environment especially when your vision was blocked. Yet again, a testament to her quick mind, not her raw power. When she had their locations pin pointed - or thought she did - she threw her hand forward in an arc swinging right to left. “Jūha Shō!”

From her hand came forth an arcing wind, slicing through the smoke and heading straight towards the largest mass of enemy shinobi she could see. This all happened in the time that Koma was in the air above the smoke, and by the time Koma landed, Yogensha would already have her next order ready for Sayuri. These, however, were more cryptic and strange. “Rotate!” Sayuri would understand as the rigorous training the protege and Yogensha had undergone had created a strong synergetical bond. Koma and Jaakuna, however, would be left in the dark.. if they even heard over the clattering of combat all around them. Hopefully the 'rotate' she called for would offer them some solution to the smog. And, perhaps, keep them hidden inside of it while it lasted. Yogensha was, after all, a thinker first and a fighter second. She saw no reason to put herself, her protege and her new 'Amegakure recruit' into danger to fight an enemy that did not even dare show their real face.

Smart. But ultimately a waste of chakra as the clones disappeared with a single hit. It also proved her point that whoever was doing this was very, very capable - either that, or they had stupid amounts of chakra. It opened her mind - not to combat, but a potential partnership, should they ever care to show themselves at her residence in Amegakure in a more... respectful fashion.



Konohagakure no Sato | Chunin-going-on-Jonin | Edgelord Supreme

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Exam Stadium/Fire Challenge Room | INTERACTION: @Spanner (Abductor), @Project, @j8cob, @Reflection, @Altered Tundra, @yoshua171 (Left behind) @Syn @Seraphicide (Sano, new target) @Pirouette @Savato (New partners.. maybe)


Somewhat unexpected, they had been encased in a dome of wood and, truthfully, before Sakana had realized it he was taken away by Kamui. He didn't struggle, watching the ground disappear below him even when Kamui summoned a hawk and they flew away just in the nick of time before the dome was enclosed. Right on time as the waves of water swallowed it whole. There was barely any area left that wasn't water. They flew around for a while, even dodging flying swords as they rained down around them. “Well,” Sakana began, slowly standing up on the hawks back, and looking over the landscape. A good portion of the forest was flattened. Then another portion was covered in water. There were sharks all around, and then there was this rain of swords all over the place. “It seems the Sage doesn't favor us today, Kamui.”

An astute, but obvious observation. Despite this, evacuation did not cross Sakana's mind. He was bound by fate and that meant that he'd sing this one out where ever it took him.

In the distance he made out what appeared to be fire bursts - later he would discovered these were simply the characteristical jets used by Rumia - and found them to be a curious sight. “Kamui, go there,” he simply ordered, and as they'd draw closer, they'd quickly find the source of the flames. Rumia, Kyoka, and then Tashiro and Hime not far off. However, far more interestingly, there was some kind of fish-guy. Family? Could've been. Impossible to tell, from the distance they were flying at while still dodging swords left and right. “Put me down the-” His next order was cut off by a high pitched sound as a white ball seemed to slowly form in front of one of the shinobi - the one that had used jets to propel herself - before it sent out a giant beam of power.

“Fly lower,” the order simply continued, ignoring his previous order. Instead of simply putting himself down and dealing with this by spectating the spectacle, it seemed a more direct approach was required. As they flew at a more reasonable height, and directly overhead Sano, Sakana would free-fall off of the hawk. He'd expect Kamui to simply land somewhere more safe and use his supporting techniques to help.

During the freefall he performed handseals, with more than enough time to spare. Instead of opting to land directly on Sano and beat him - that seemed like a silly strategy - he pulled back slightly and then jerked his head forwards. “Suiton: Ja no Kuchi!” he yelled as he opened his mouth, spewing forth ridiculous quantities of water from just one man's body. It quickly took the form of a shark, similar to the technique the man had used himself. Although it was clearly a different technique, as the sharks' tail didn't form completely and instead remained connected to Sakana's mouth as he continued to spew water.

Rather than let the technique loose while in the air, he simply landed on top of it while feeding it water and holding the handseals. Augmenting chakra at his feed, all he had to do was ride the water down aiming it for Sano. Then, when he was about to collide, he released the attack and stopped feeding it water, while performing new handseals. Again he prepared his mouth and instead of water, he moved forwards and... “Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu!” Instantly he spewed forth fire. Now, Sano would have two attacks that would follow up the giant powerful lazer Rumia had shot at him. Sakana merely had to jump off of the shark, landing somewhere close to where Rumia would land, a slight distance away.

And Sano.. he had to dodge a giant water shark coming at him followed by a giant fireball technique.

Meanwhile, Sakana curiously eyed his new 'companion' Rumia, spotting her blackened eye. Different pupils, though, but at least they shared the black sclerae. Perhaps there was more in common here, but Sakana simply estimated not. Wouldn't change the outcome of the fight, however.


Amegakure no Sato | S-rank | Leader of Amegakure

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Outside of the hospital | INTERACTION: Koma Hitsugi, @GlitchyBugger; Sayuri Nisshoku, @Write; Jaakuna Aka @Reflection


Now dressed in her Amegakure garb, the air of grace and eloquence had made way for a self-assured but humble air. They were almost immediately en-route to the highest point, Sayuri proving once again that she was more or less the best person for the job of being her protege. But something, or rather someone, impeded on their ability to reach the Hokage's mountain. Rather than be abruptly stopped, she slowly came to a halt as the strangers landed around her, and without moving her body, pivoted her head on her neck to glance at the four around her. “You're right. This isn't my fight. At least, not here.” She smiled politely at the men, folding her hands on her back calmly. Although internally she was moving at the pace of a hundred thoughts a second, her eyes were calm, her face was calm. She could've been porcelain, if she'd not spoken.

“But I must inform you...” she calmly stated, and slowly inched backwards slightly, entering the mental 'line' that made up the border between Amegakure's newly annexed hospital, and Konohagakure. “That we are currently standing on territory that is directly under Amegakure's control - and therefore, my responsibility. Please vacate the area.” Her words were polite, yet strangely commanding. Her aura of peace made way for her commanding nature and desire to do as she believed in. Her yin was making way for her yang. There was no need to show off her hiden just yet, however. These guys could be dispatched easily without having to put forwards the top effort.

“Sayuri, whenever you're ready. You, girl,” she said for a lack of knowing Koma's name, and glanced backwards over her shoulder to Koma, “see to it that none of the innocents are harmed. As you may remember this is now Amegakure's territory, and I am hereby ordaining you temporarily as a member of Amegakure. The Amegakure shinobi code applies to you too, for now! Protect our land at all costs!” The girl was obviously weakened and not at full strength, so it would've been harsh to demand anything more than what she could give.

Once Sayuri made a move and activated her byakugan, surveying the area and taking actions against whatever she may have found - including Yogensha's own targets - it would be up to Koma to stop the two clones that were down in the streets, though at this point none of them would recognize these Kirigakure nin as clones, lest Sayuri opened her byakugan.

And when both Sayuri and Koma would begin their actions, so would Yogensha, in an attempt to attack in perfect unison and dispatch these clear enemies all at once - though they would know there were only four, at least until Sayuri used her byakugan. Fūton: Shinkūgyoku! She inhaled deeply and then blew out rapidly, shooting out these thin, needle-like batches of wind chakra that, if not evaded, could pierce the enemy body almost entirely. Even a standard defense, such as a sword block, would likely end up not being enough. It seemed the best course of action would be to evade - assuming these shinobi could even see the almost invisible wind chakra.
What's with the prevailing new trend of black on guild background for titles and such?

It's not unreadable per se, compared to some of the other "styles" people like to use, but in my book it's almost as semantically bad as using some abhorrent shade of dark blue on guild background for dialogue. Is it... cool to make everything dark like that on a dark theme?


Monitors display colors differently. I can read black on the light grey background fine. Others cannot. I was unaware of this until I read my own black-on-grey post on my phone and it was not readable.

Also.. it looks way cool.


Amegakure no Sato | S-rank | Leader of Amegakure

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Medical-center, room 201, | INTERACTION: Kaito Chosokabe, @Ganryu; Sayuri Nisshoku, @Write, Koma Hitsugi, @GlitchyBugger


Yogensha's mind calculated every single option presented to her by her protege and assistant and within a second had an answer ready. Her speed of thinking was “None of Amegakure's students are in the forest of death. I don't think it is a coincidence that whoever attacked us decided to do it on this day. Whoever or whatever is behind this, they are surely to be found in that forest too. Although charging towards the danger seems like a fine idea any other day of the week, I think we should pass just this once.”

Shrewd as she may have been, she was not entirely stupid. She would not throw her life away in favour of the Tsuchikage or Hokage either. In fact, under the same circumstances she would've escaped the fight to retreat and re-arrange her thoughts to formulate a new strategy. It seemed that that was out of the question now that they had picked up an Iwagakure nin as backup. Though Yogensha was calculating and cold when needed due to her pragmatic approach to leadership, she was not so cruel as to leave this new girl to her fate as they ran away back to Amegakure. “Sayuri, map a route to the highest point in this village. I want to feel the same breeze I can feel when I stand atop my residence in Amegakure.”

It was the truth, although Sayuri would have troubles finding a building that reached as high as her own residence. Amegakure was renowned for it's tall buildings and towers that seemed to reach into the sky endlessly, with smoke bellowing from each and every one of them as the industry roared. Yogensha's residence was the highest of them all - an apt vantage point, and a good place to meditate. But, the tallest building would have to suffice. It mattered very little that neither the Tsuchikage or the Hokage were going to be at that precise building.

They would prepare to leave, with the team being a topnotch team of Amegakure nin and a stand-in Iwagakure nin. But Kaito had a different idea, it seemed, as he proposed to stay behind. Of course, normally, she would have denied such a request. It was unthinkable for her to abandon her students in the face of a threat. But Kaito was right - he was limited in his mobility and there were places where he would've been better off. She glanced away from the group, diverting her eyes as she weighed the options, before looking back. She sighed deeply before speaking up about his suggestion. “If the Sage of the Six Paths wills it. Very well. But I will ask you to divert your attention to a new goal I am setting for you.”

She paused, either for dramatic effect or to decide on how to word things. Even when the hospital was, quite literally, crumbling around her, she still seemed to find times to word things eloquently or in a motivational manner. Then, her voice boomed. “I hereby declare this hospital to be part of Amegakure! I am annexing this hospital!” Her eyes turned serious, and she looked at Kaito as if she was imparting him with a mission that would either safe or destroy Amegakure. “Remember the Amegakure code. In the defense of Amegakure we give everything. The defense of this hospital is now your sole purpose!” She was right - the utmost loyalty and sacrifice was expected from Amegakure shinobi in the defense of their land, their country, their people. And now she had officially ordained the hospital as part of Amegakure, effectively annexing it. Normally, an act of war. Now, a sign of preparedness to defend the innocent people that were stuck in the hospital. Effectively, Kaito was now ordained to give everything, even his life, to defend this 'piece of Amegakure.'

She gave a firm, astute nod at the boy, before turning around and heading for the hole at the far end of the hallway. Sayuri and Koma were expected to follow, and then Sayuri would be given charge of leading them through a safe path to the highest point of the city. “Sayuri,” Yogensha spoke to her, hushing her voice slightly as she surveyed the area around them. Her eyes spoke of alertness, though her body spoke calm and peace. “Make sure to avoid places where we might be ambushed. I get the feeling that whoever did this will probably hang around. And if you can locate the Tsuchikage or other Iwagakure nin...” She glanced back at Koma, who was a bit away from her and Sayuri, before continuing.. “Please inform our friend here to their location. She deserves to fight side by side with her fellow Iwagakure nin.”


Konohagakure no Sato | Chunin-going-on-Jonin | Edgelord Supreme

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Exam Stadium/Fire Challenge Room | INTERACTION: @Spanner, @Project, @j8cob (Team) @Reflection, @Altered Tundra (Targets) @yoshua171


“Shizuka,” Sakana repeated after Kurin. “Kiku.” Those would be important names to remember, in case he'd ever have to work with them. Apparently, they turned on their heels and ran at the first opportunity, leaving behind them team. And with the scrolls, even. “I have to wonder how you let that happen, since you're not wounded at all.” It was peculiar and slightly suspicious, so Sakana had no quarrel with leaving him to Usagi. Better to clean him up than to simply ignore him. In fact, he almost opted to help her, and was about to perform Hien, to make his two knives even more dangerous. But something came in the way - something unexpected that he expected would halt Usagi just as well as it halted Sakana.

In the flash of an instant, things happened, and Sakana's eyes visibly moved left to right, his discernible and obvious yellow pupils in the black eyes being all but subtle. His mind worked quickly, analyzing what had happened, and then spotting the chains coming from behind - Kamui, no doubt - and towards a tree. He didn't waste a moment, making his conclusions quickly with the assumption that Kamui would not act without reason. Reason being for that was that Sakana could only presume that Kamui was expert at his job of being a sensory nin. In the flash of an instant, Sakana sheathed his two knives and performed a series of handseals, inhaling deeply in the process. “Katon: Gōka Mekkyaku!” he proclaimed before exhaling, spewing forth a highly condensed stream of fire from his mouth towards the tree that the chains had moved towards.

Although he was only using a limited amount of chakra, it should be clear that Sakana was not playing games at that moment. The limited amount of chakra, however, did mean that the attack was not as powerful as it could have been had he maxed out the chakra input. Rather, the fire connected with the tree and lit it on fire near instantaneously, as the fire spread in a wide angle as was customary for great fire annihilation. There was room for escape, surely, but with the way the fire spread, simply moving to a different tree would not cover the escape this time, because they too would be scorched and lit ablaze soon enough.

When Sakana was convinced that it had been enough, he released the final handseal and returned to a ready position, facing towards Kurin as the fire continued to burn in the direction that Koutaku had been in. “I guess your teammate returned, after all. We could've been reasonable. Instead you tried to double cross us.” Now, it should be realized, that there was no way for Sakana to know that the person he had just attacked was in fact not Jaakuna, nor Kiku, nor Shizuka. He simply was lead to assume that it was just another teammate of this guy.

With the fire raging in the forest, it also meant that a pillar of smoke would soon rise up above them, almost like an invitation card for the other teams that said 'come get us here'. They'd have to act fast if they were to avoid that trouble. It seemed that, in the midst of combat, the sound of the explosion in the distance towards Konohagakure were less obvious than to those in more silent areas of the forest.
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