diordi

A kingdom like no ther

Dior looked at Eros' drawing. "That's pretty accurate." He said, noting that his own genitalia was identical to what Eros had drawn. He lent against his table in the market, pushing assorted goods aside with his elbow so he could prop his chin in his hand. People were drifting about bartering and shopping. Occasionally, a peasant would stop at his stall to handle some of his jewelry, stones, spices, and nick-knacks before making their way to the fishers or the bakers. Not many people wanted to buy altars, pestles, and charms since the new rule. He'd have to start re-branding this shit if he wanted to turn a profit these days. "Hey, Eros." He shouted across the road, "can you make me a sign that says 'Imported Atheist Collectibles or something?" He liked being across from the artist; the view of Eros' biceps as he worked was second to none.

A kingdom like no ther

Appearence: Light pink hair, multiple earrings, studs in upper lip. Small, light on his feet, and very deceptively sweet looking.
Name: Dior
Age: 18
Status: Merchant
A brief description of your personality: Dior has no problem being manipulative and unfair to those around him. In public, he is always grinning, moving, and talking animatedly. Conning comes naturally to him, so many believe that he is their friend. Privately, he is very reserved and dislikes most company.
Weapon you normally use (if you have): Hidden knives; his wit
Something you want to add?: Dior has traveled from very far, and so has a thick accent. He often uses his 'ignorance' of the country's culture and ways to get out of trouble or to make people do things for him, or to offend them and feign innocence. He finds this very funny.

Shut-Up and Drive: Rise of the Guardian

ok good idea ! youre so nice and good at this. i love you.

Shut-Up and Drive: Rise of the Guardian

i am really trying but it just is not working and i dont understand why

Shut-Up and Drive: Rise of the Guardian

ill try putting a space in so its clear, but it will have a space in

Shut-Up and Drive: Rise of the Guardian

it says 404. its an error in the website.

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it doesnt delete? ill continute to try

Shut-Up and Drive: Rise of the Guardian

ok we will do this as it is asked. good luck in the future

Shut-Up and Drive: Rise of the Guardian

Dior was appeased to hear that the police had been called in response to his emergency. "Thanks babe." He said to Eros loudly, so that the passing people on the sidewalk could hear him. At the gas station, he pulled Eros into a make out real quick. The gas station attendant watched on, powerless. Then, he filled a large slushie cup with Sprite brand slush and stuck a pink straw in it. He also grabbed a package of bandaids, opened it without paying for it, and put bandaids all over his leg. One went on his face, for the aesthetic. Then, he started to leave the store.

"Hey, you have to pay for that." Said the gas station attendant, anger.

"Quoi?" Said Dior, continuing to leave while sipping on his well earned ice syrup mush. "Comprend pas. Bye bye."

Shut-Up and Drive: Rise of the Guardian

we must continue in the face of oppression