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Add my name to the list of folks apologizing for inactivity. I don't even have RDR2 to blame. I'm just a lazy fuck who gets distracted easily.
Actually, now that I think about it I did have one issue with a barfight where I accidentally punched the piano player behind me due to the lack of locked melee targetting. I was pretty annoyed at the money I had to pay to clear my name there.


Again, I refer you to the sage advice:

Just kill all the witnesses guys.


<Snipped quote by Eddie Brock>

Classic Everything in Spider-Man >>> Literally Anything from Slott-era Spider-Man


Fair.
On the subject of cosplay, I just finished putting together my Halloween costume, and I think the outcome is appropriately sinister:



I'm pretty sure that's taken straight from the dictionary definition of "rad as hell."

Classic Octavius >>> Superior Octavius
You know, I owe Netflix's Daredevil a debt. It's not often that an instant genre classic caters to my specific crowd of "folks who want to cosplay but have zero costume-making talent."

Want to cosplay Spider-Man? Sure! You're just gonna want to get the fabric dye sublimated; then, of course, a tailor's gonna need to stitch it together for ya; don't forget to use rubber cement to add insoles to the feet; and you're gonna want some magnets for the lens pieces, which you already had 3D-printed, right? Oh, and I'm sure you followed Rule Zero: Have a body for form-fitting lycra!

Want to cosplay Netflix's Daredevil? Sure, uh... you own a black shirt? Some boots? Cool. Now, just wrap some black fabric around your face. Jesus, that's the best you can do? It looks like it was put together by a blind m-- actually, you know what, it's perfect.
What creator or piece of media directly influences your stories and characterizations for this game?


It's like if The Winter Soldier and the Bourne trilogy had a baby, and it was raised by Daniel Craig's Bond movies using Netflix Daredevil and Punisher as nursery stories.
<Snipped quote by Eddie Brock>

Immediately following this comment, Witryso PM'ed me to say that he was re-rescinding his Iron Man application because, quote, "Nope."


Pfft. Who wouldn't want to see this?

Screw it, I can work with Iron Man. I’ll just need to do a whole lot of research. I’ll have a post up tonight.


Woo!

*restores "St-ony Homoerotic Beach Volleyball scene" from Recycle Bin*
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