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6 yrs ago
When you have the urge to update your bio to something newer. But are to lazy to do it.
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6 yrs ago
Merry Christmas to you all.
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6 yrs ago
I really must get to posting for my RPs. But procastnating is much easier.
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7 yrs ago
Just got home form seeing infinity war. Gotta say I wished I seen it sooner.
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7 yrs ago
Shit when did it become my dam 25th birthday? I'm sure last time I checked it was at least a week a way.
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Hello I'm Evil Snowman or Snowy as some have taken to calling me.
I'm a 27 year old baker living in Australia. I also work nights so I'm up at some weird hours.
Let's see I'm into Writing/RPing, Video games, anime, Sci-if stuff (to lazy to list what.) computers, cats and a lot of other stuff.
I spend a fair amount of my free time on the net so I tend leave tab open for the guild so I'm normally around if not I'm mostly likely working or passed out somewhere.

If you want more know more you'll have to talk to me and get to know me (don't worry I don't bite... too much) so send me an PM and I'll talk with you.

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Theodore Maxwell



As the bartender cocked his head to the side Theo did the same, wondering why the bartender would do such a thing. Maybe it was a drink that wasn't ordered very often or maybe he didn't know how to make it. Hearing him confirm the order the idea that bartender didn't know how to make it disappeared, Theo watching him make the drink closely quite interested to know what exactly was in what he had ordered. The tequila, vodka, and whiskey didn't bother him, but the last ingredient made Theo blink twice.
[color=OrangeRed]"Tabasco sauce? Well, I see why my landlady likes it. Although by the amount, this looks like it going to rip my stomaching lining apart and burn going in ... and out. Oh well gotta drink it since I ordered it. This would explain why she refused to tell me what's in it. All she said was down it in one go." he thought as he watched the drink get made.

As the drink was passed to him Theo looked at the bartender as he spoke, giving the man a smile as he warned him. "Oh well. I at least it will be an interesting trip." Theo said in a uncaring tone, as he picked the drink up and brought it to his mouth. Theo was about to take he's first gulp of his drink, but lowered it instead looking at the bartender for a second.
"Hmmm, I getting the feeling I should pay you for this now ... not to mention that round."" Theo said setting the drink down.
"This should cover everything, if not tell me next time I'm in here or if I still have a few brain cells left after this." Theo stated setting stack of hundreds he had coned out of Jack on the counter. Picking up the drink. Theo gave the bartender a thankful nod, knowing that if the bartenders warning was right he'd be flat on his ass very soon. Bring the drink to his mouth. Theo began to chug it, the first second being absolutely fine until the Tabasco kicked in. The second it did Theo eyes began to water, his tongue feeling like it was being dipped in magma. Despite this feeling Theo continued to chug, although it took quite a bit off effort to do so as his body natural instincts kept telling to get rid of the drink.

By a mix of dumb luck and sheer force of will Theo managed to down the entire lot, placing the now empty glass it had been in on the bar. Theo eyes still watering, although the look in them was on of utter bliss. A little dark secret of Theo's showing itself as the young man loved feeling pain. Theo's mouth and stomach where burning so much it was actually hurting him.
... burns ... it like ... in heaven... pain... good" he manged to work out of his burning mouth, finding it rather hard to get his mouth to move. In fact everything was starting to blur and none of his limbs wanted to respond when he wanted them to. A minute passed and Theo lost his balance falling and somehow managed to catch himself on the bar. Was it a minute? Was was two or three? Could it have been 6 or 9? Theo wasn't sure, as the ability was shattered into a thousand little pieces.

It took another few minutes for the burning to fade, Theo looking a little sad as it did. Looking at the bartender with glassy eyes, Theo trying to speak but all the came out was garbled mess of noise. Letting going for the bar for a reason unknown Theo feel to the floor, the young man now way too drunk to even care or feel it. Laying on the floor Theo merely looked up the ceiling glassy eyed, Theo currently lacking the ability to control his limbs.
@Sarcelle Renard
Pretty sure we are waiting for @hoppiholla391
So feel free to continue with briefing with out me posting lord GM. Going to hold of posting until the squad is going to board their werks, unless someone address Katya directly.
@beyond visions Okay will be looking forward to it.
Also now I'm goona ask are we actually get another ship? Cos if we are have you got it worked out which one we'll get? Or do we get to provide suggestions and we vote on it?
Nine




With the captain back on her feet, Nine returned to her wall away form the others. Still listening and watching as the conversation continued. When mentioned she had taken care of the trackers, Nines looked at the captain intently wondering how she manged that. It was when Aksel produced Nine I.D card, Nine tail began to thrash around wildly showing the amount of angry the Ukai was feeling. Instinctively her hand reach for her pistol, Nine very tempted to draw and use it on her captain. Knowing that morally she could kill her right now and not dishonor herself.
"Thieving little Strish'ak. Just because your afraid to bare the dishonor of treason, you force me to bare it. After already forcing me to stay on this ship, your nothing but a pathetic coward. Once my debt to you is paid, you'd had best watch your back. Until then I have no choice but to assist you, but I'm not doing anything more the I'kasn necessary." Nine stated in her races mono tone which she was sure didn't convey her anger very well. Marching up to the table she took her card and went back to her wall. While headed back Nine opened up her jumpsuit a little and shoved the card inside. closing up her jumpsuit Nine went back to listening to the conversation muttering under her breath about how much she hoped that Cu sold the captain into slavery.

Once the captain stopped talking, Nine stepped closer to the group.

Captain, it would be cheaper to simply strip out the trackers form this vessel then to buy one. Good ships on nomad are hard to find and not cheap, but if really want a new ship my contact will know someone. Also if you plan on me actually getting us to Nomad alive. I'll need the radar unless you like flying into a pirate infested nebula blind. As I don't and won't without the radar. A second pair of eyes would help too." Nine stated looking at the captain for a moment, the urge to shoot her was plaguing Nine's thoughts.
Resisting the urge Nine went back over to her wall and sat down. She planned on watching the captain get beaten black and blue, given she had nothing else to do that and it would please Nine to see Aksel get hurt given she deserved it. Although if something else presented itself to occupy the Ukai chances where she'd take it.
While someone was being picked to beat the captain, Nine shoot a look at Pax wondering what like working with the picker. Nine not having had much to do with Pax, but had observed her a little more then the others, in person and on the security system as she proved to be the most amusing. Nine found it funny she not had a lot to do with her soon to be companion given the ship wasn't exactly large enough to avoid someone.

[Strish'ak in this context = whore]
[I'kasn = fucking]
@beyond visions Whelp, she screwed over Nine alright. Something Nine will not be forgetting anytime soon. Now I really should stop playing R&C and work on a post.

Dunno how, but my PS4 read my mind and froze on me so I posted.
@beyond visions You really like trying to get under Nines fur don't you? Not that I'm complaining, its quite amusing.
Likewise I'm waiting till our lovely Capt'n posts
Theodore Maxwell




Theo had kept drinking, although had switched to spirits. Merely watching what was going on around him, finding it interesting as people mingled. Eventually Theo started watching Reiji, finding his ability to mix drinks quite interesting. Finding that little flare as he flipped the bottles drawing to the eye. It didn't take much Theo for Theo to notice the each time he severed a drink he made a comment about it to the customer, although they were hard to hear Theo could make them out. Chuckling at a few of them finding them amusing, it then made him wonder if he had a line for every person he dealt with. Theo wondering what he might say about him.
"It might be funny ... plus Jack disappeared." Theo thought looking around the bar for Jack, spotting his friend in a corner booth getting very close to a pretty woman. Said woman meanwhile was trying to convince Jack to share his drink with her, not that Jack was going to refuse such a request if it might help him score. From what little Theo could see or was willing to see Jack was making some progress, although Theo had no idea how far he managed to get. Knowing Jack he'd keep at it until the girl told him to back of or he scored. Either way Theo wasn't going to see him, but that didn't matter Theo would amuse himself. Tonight's plan was to hammered then ... well who knows, Theo couldn't be bothered planning that far ahead. He'd simply go with what ever half baked idea his brain could conjure. Looking at the money he had set on the bar to cover the round for everyone, Theo was surprised to see it still there and untouched, not wanting it to get taken by someone other then a staff member of this fine little bar Theo reclaimed the money. Shoving it into a an small pocket on the inside of his jacket, before getting out of his seat at the bar. He decided he'd try something his landlady had told him about that got her hammered pretty quickly, given Theo know she could hold her drink pretty well it had to have some kick in it.

Approaching the bartender who seemed stuck serving mixed drinks, Theo waited for Red headed bartender to get to him, waiting for bartender to look at him.
"Hey, think I could g ... get an El Bastardo." Theo stated stopping for a moment in the middle of his sentence when someone who had a little too much to drink bumped into him. @Sarcelle Renard
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