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Butts. They are so round, so squishy, so perfect. Bootiful.
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Things you need to know:

I'm eighteen years old. I'm American. I'm a Protestant Christian. I don't like anime. I like comic books. I once killed a shark.

My roleplaying interests change periodically, and I am not currently looking to join any more roleplays at the moment.

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I have opened Pandora's jar again, haven't I?


Wait, its Pandora's jar?

@Raptorman I imagine not all of the characters would appear in a single film. The world arcs would be our 'Avengers,' but there would be a number of solo films leading up and between those.
Thunderbolt - Shia Labeouf

Not because he's that great of an actor, but because he's hilarious and has a surprising range when he's performing. That, he has a ton of experience dealing with CGI, which would be vital for any CAH film.

Boom - Kate Beckinsale

She's a great actor who knows how to do action very well. Her role in the Underworld movies would serve her well when it comes to playing a speedster.

Polemos - Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

He was born for the role. I had Polemos pegged for someone else, but after discovering Adewale? I'd never go back.
Kid Flash




Wally West tried to keep his head down. Everywhere he looked, the world was burning. A Chaos knight stepped forth from the inferno and summoned his monstrous allies who proceeded to attack the Resistance. The notorious Lieutenant Roy Mustang appeared to be among the foot sloggers, using his immense power to melt the opposition. Walls of earth and stone burst from the ground and gave cover to the ground troops, allowing the grunts to move up and open fire on the charging Reign of Chaos forces. Wally turned his attention back just in time to avoid a barrage of fire from a fire team of Stormtroopers to the southeast. The speedster narrowly dodged around a scarlet demon, who's insides had just been cauterize by a plasma bolt. A glance backwards told Kid Flash that the attacker had been Doomguy. From what Wally had heard, Doomguy was a psychotic space marine who had literally been to Hell and back. Not someone the hero looked forward to meeting; but at least he was on their side, right?

"Woah!" Wally shouted in surprise. The speedster caught himself not paying attention once more. Wally dug his right foot into the sand and shot up a cloud of the stuff into the air, stopping himself from slamming face first into another mech. The giant mechanized robot boosted to the side and knocked Kid Flash off balance in the process. I've been spotted. Kid Flash thought, panicking internally. Move, Wally! Move! But the pilot didn't have his machine's weapons trained on the terrified little soldier. No, he was moving out of the way of oncoming missile. Kid Flash jumped backwards just in time to avoid the chain gun fire from the mech, but the shockwave from the object's landing threw Wally off his feet. "Crap!" He yelled. His ears were ringing. The muscles in his legs ached. Wally should be dead. But the missile hadn't exploded- No. It wasn't a missile. It was a...girl?!

"Hey, watch it! You almost crushed me!" Kid Flash growled at his presumed ally. The sinister look on the rapidly regenerating assassin's face, however, told Wally that something was wrong. "Uhhh." He started. Before the speedster could continue, the mech was opening fire on the girl once more. Kid Flash sprung to his feet and moved. This time Wally chose to get the Hell outta Dodge and sprinted as quickly as his legs would carry him toward the enemy encampment. The sound barrier exploded around Kid Flash, knocking up a enormous screen of sand into the air behind him. This caused enemy marksmen scattered about the battlefield to lose track of the speedster, at least temporarily. But it lasted long enough for Kid Flash to reach his destination. The sidekick crouched next to the wall and opened up a holographic map of the structure on the monitor installed on his left arm. A pulsating red dot marked the primary generator room. There were numerous blue dots placed around the map, revealing the location of the backup generators. The ex-sidekick was specifically meant to hit the highlighted generators, although he had a secondary objective of destroying them all.

The front door slid open as a team of fish people armed with tridents rushed out to join their comrades. Wally slipped between the sliding gates moments before they closed. The speedster broke out at a run down the dark, steel-plated hallways, following the holographic map to his goal. He avoided as many patrols as he could; however, the pre-programmed map only accounted for regular security checks. There were always any number of individuals roaming the halls, especially during an assault like this one, that could not be tracked. So Kid Flash took it slow; he stayed at about half speed and checked for activity before he rounded corners.

Eventually, Wally stood in front of a nondescript metal door with a keypad lock. The hero quickly calculated the most likely passwords and began rapidly trying dozens of different combinations. Eventually the lock clicked and Kid Flash was allowed inside. The speedster dropped about half of the explosives contained within the satchel around the reactor. He'd need the rest of them for the backups. Once that was done, Kid Flash dashed out of the room and down the halls. He soared past a well-dressed man with bright green hair, tossing a mock salute to the guy at super speed before disappearing around a corner. Wally whipped out the detonator and pressed down on the button, causing the explosives he'd primed to go off. The reactor's destruction caused a chain reaction throughout the facility, knocking off all systems for roughly 13 seconds until the backup generators kicked in.

"Security is down for the next 10 seconds. Do your thing, Spec Ops." Kid Flash announced across the communications channel, klaxons screeching in the background.

Kid Flash sped around the facility blowing up critical backup generators for a full minute and a half before a squad of Chaos forces were able to pin him down in the mess hall. Wally West took cover behind an overturned lunch table, lasers and bullets impacting its metal frame and threatening to cut right through. Luckily, it held. For now. "Uhm. If there's any Resistance members in the base, I could use some back up. I'm pinned in the Mess Hall!"

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Kid Flash




Wally West tried to keep his head down. Everywhere he looked, the world was burning. A Chaos knight stepped forth from the inferno and summoned his monstrous allies who proceeded to attack the Resistance. The notorious Lieutenant Roy Mustang appeared to be among the foot sloggers, using his immense power to melt the opposition. Walls of earth and stone burst from the ground and gave cover to the ground troops, allowing the grunts to move up and open fire on the charging Reign of Chaos forces. Wally turned his attention back just in time to avoid a barrage of fire from a fire team of Stormtroopers to the southeast. The speedster narrowly dodged around a scarlet demon, who's insides had just been cauterize by a plasma bolt. A glance backwards told Kid Flash that the attacker had been Doomguy. From what Wally had heard, Doomguy was a psychotic space marine who had literally been to Hell and back. Not someone the hero looked forward to meeting; but at least he was on their side, right?

"Woah!" Wally shouted in surprise. The speedster caught himself not paying attention once more. Wally dug his right foot into the sand and shot up a cloud of the stuff into the air, stopping himself from slamming face first into another mech. The giant mechanized robot boosted to the side and knocked Kid Flash off balance in the process. I've been spotted. Kid Flash thought, panicking internally. Move, Wally! Move! But the pilot didn't have his machine's weapons trained on the terrified little soldier. No, he was moving out of the way of oncoming missile. Kid Flash jumped backwards just in time to avoid the chain gun fire from the mech, but the shockwave from the object's landing threw Wally off his feet. "Crap!" He yelled. His ears were ringing. The muscles in his legs ached. Wally should be dead. But the missile hadn't exploded- No. It wasn't a missile. It was a...girl?!

"Hey, watch it! You almost crushed me!" Kid Flash growled at his presumed ally. The sinister look on the rapidly regenerating assassin's face, however, told Wally that something was wrong. "Uhhh." He started. Before the speedster could continue, the mech was opening fire on the girl once more. Kid Flash sprung to his feet and moved. This time Wally chose to get the Hell outta Dodge and sprinted as quickly as his legs would carry him toward the enemy encampment. The sound barrier exploded around Kid Flash, knocking up a enormous screen of sand into the air behind him. This caused enemy marksmen scattered about the battlefield to lose track of the speedster, at least temporarily. But it lasted long enough for Kid Flash to reach his destination. The sidekick crouched next to the wall and opened up a holographic map of the structure on the monitor installed on his left arm. A pulsating red dot marked the primary generator room. There were numerous blue dots placed around the map, revealing the location of the backup generators. The ex-sidekick was specifically meant to hit the highlighted generators, although he had a secondary objective of destroying them all.

The front door slid open as a team of fish people armed with tridents rushed out to join their comrades. Wally slipped between the sliding gates moments before they closed. The speedster broke out at a run down the dark, steel-plated hallways, following the holographic map to his goal. He avoided as many patrols as he could; however, the pre-programmed map only accounted for regular security checks. There were always any number of individuals roaming the halls, especially during an assault like this one, that could not be tracked. So Kid Flash took it slow; he stayed at about half speed and checked for activity before he rounded corners.

Eventually, Wally stood in front of a nondescript metal door with a keypad lock. The hero quickly calculated the most likely passwords and began rapidly trying dozens of different combinations. Eventually the lock clicked and Kid Flash was allowed inside. The speedster dropped about half of the explosives contained within the satchel around the reactor. He'd need the rest of them for the backups. Once that was done, Kid Flash dashed out of the room and down the halls. He soared past a well-dressed man with bright green hair, tossing a mock salute to the guy at super speed before disappearing around a corner. Wally whipped out the detonator and pressed down on the button, causing the explosives he'd primed to go off. The reactor's destruction caused a chain reaction throughout the facility, knocking off all systems for roughly 13 seconds until the backup generators kicked in.

"Security is down for the next 10 seconds. Do your thing, Spec Ops." Kid Flash announced across the communications channel, klaxons screeching in the background.

Kid Flash sped around the facility blowing up critical backup generators for a full minute and a half before a squad of Chaos forces were able to pin him down in the mess hall. Wally West took cover behind an overturned lunch table, lasers and bullets impacting its metal frame and threatening to cut right through. Luckily, it held. For now. "Uhm. If there's any Resistance members in the base, I could use some back up. I'm pinned in the Mess Hall!"
Superhero by Simon Curtis

I think it fits nicely with Thunderbolt and Boom.
Yay I was mentioned.
Oh yeah. Feeling the aster.
Kid Flash




The LAAT gunship shook violently as it plunged into Eldritch VI's atmosphere. Wally West tightly gripped the safety harness, his eyes glued to the metal ceiling of the craft. Fear gnawed at the edges of the speedster's sanity. It was all so surreal. He was heading into battle on a spaceship from Star Wars. He'd never imagined something like this would happen; not in a million years. Yet here he was. Wally took a deep breathe through his nostrils. He tried to calm himself down but his nerves would not allow it. He was all alone in a strange universe fighting a war for the liberation of the Multiverse. Despair threatened to set in as the realization of his impending doom slipped into Wally's mind. It wasn't that he feared being shot at. No, Kid Flash could handle bullets. It wasn't even death that he feared. No, he was terrified of the all encompassing loneliness, knowing full well that he might never see his family or Artemis ever again. Wally took in another gulp of the the stagnant air contained in the gunship. The other troopers glanced idly at the mortified young hero and wondered why he'd been assigned to such a high stress mission in the first place.

"Get ready. We'll be landing in approximately five minutes." The pilot informed the squad over the ship's internal com system. "Alright Epsilon Squad. You heard him. Gear up and get ready to drop." A soldier in all black armor carrying what appeared to be a laser rifle ordered. The red stripe on his right shoulder pad denoted his position as Squad Leader. Activity in the compacted space rose. Soldiers checked their weapons and equipment, slinging bags and backpacks onto themselves. They were motley bunch. While their uniforms were all black in color, their choice of dress and armament was drastically different. Some carried conventional firearms while others wielded more exotic weapons. One of them wore armor akin to that of a Medieval knight and held within her hands a massive two handed broadsword. Another was draped in a flowing robe and carried a staff. The strangest of them all was the gigantic blue turtle with a pair of cannons poking out of its shell, who was escorted by a teenage boy in a blue baseball cap.

"Hey, kid." The knight said. Wally looked away from the ceiling and stared blankly at her helmet. "This is supposed to be a stealth ops. What's with the bright spandex?" Kid Flash glanced down at his uniform. He was still wearing the armored version of his costume. The colorful red and yellow suit that had become an iconic part of his superhero career. "Sorry." He muttered. Wally tapped the crimson lightning bolt on his chest and the material shifted and changed until it was mostly black. The woman seemed to notice Kid Flash's frightened manner and moved to his side, taking a seat next to him. "There's nothing to be worried about. I'll have your back the whole time we're out there." Wally offered the stranger a small smile and a nod. "Thanks. I'm Kid Flash, by the way." He offered her his hand, which she shook. Wally winced as she did so; the lady had quite the grip.

"I am called Saint Mary." The knight said. "That is Aquila." She motioned towards the squad leader, who nodded in Wally's direction. "And this is Nahum." She pointed to the wizard, who merely grunted in response. "My name's Gerald." The boy in the blue cap said. "This is my Pokemon, Blastoise." The blue turtle-like creature turned and looked at Kid Flash. "Blastoise!" Wally gave them all a an awkward wave. "Thirty seconds to landing." The pilot informed them. The squad positioned themselves closer to the blast doors. Saint Mary helped pull Kid Flash to his feet and pulled him over to the door next to her. "Where's the-" Wally began, only for one of the grunts to toss a satchel to him. Kid caught it and tossed the strap over his shoulder. "Thanks." He flicked open the flap and looked inside, checking on the explosives held within.

The doors to the LAAT gunship pulled back and revealed the expansive desert environment. Epsilon rushed out of the ship and dropped into the sand below. The squad spread out, forming a defensive perimeter around the landing zone. "Clear!" Aquila called. Two more LAATs appeared over the horizon and landed next to them, spilling their occupants out in a similar manner. Aquila placed a hand on the side of his black, featureless helmet. "Epsilon Squad is in position." He informed them. The leaders of the other two squads (Gamma and Delta squads, respectively) performed the same task. "Kid Flash, scout the ridge for enemy patrols!" Wally slid his ruby goggles over his eyes and dashed up the side of the huge dune, looking out over the ocean of sand. Kid's eyes widened for a moment before he jumped backwards off the ridge. Moments afterward, a huge explosion rocked the formation. "Mech!" Kid Flash shouted.

Suddenly, a towering construct of metal appeared over what remained of the ridge. The monstrosity of steel pointed its long-barreled energy weapon down at the squads and opened fire. One of the LAATs exploded in a ball of fire. The other two tried to take off but were destroyed in quick succession. The squads of infantry scattered in all directions towards any cover they could find. "This is Epsilon leader to fleet! We need heavy fire support on my location immediately! Target will be lase'd." Aquila shouted into his communicator as he, Saint Mary and Gerald dived behind another sand dune for cover. Aquila grabbed a black box from his belt and pointed it toward the rampaging mech, a beam of bright green light landing on its back. "We've got to take the base's power out. The longer its on, the more time we give their AA to shoot down our air wings." Aquila said between gritted teeth. Another explosion rocked the immediate battlefield as the mech let loose a barrage of missiles on Delta squad.

"I'll take care of the power. No one else could make it to the base without being blown up by the Iron Giant over there." Kid Flash informed them. "Go! Blastoise will cover you." The blue skinned turtle turned towards the base and pointed its hydro cannons in that direction. "Blastoise!" It shouted. Wally tightened the satchel's strap before taking off across the desert at just below the speed of sound. Breaking the sound barrier would announce his arrival to anyone without a one mile radius. The speedster looked on as the enemy structure loomed in the distance. He'd be arriving shortly if there were no complications.
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