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Wtf happened here?!?! See, I leave you people along for three hours and all hell breaks loose!

Okay, big question. Does Bjoric have his normal holly symbol. Normally he uses his hammer but since that was taken away would the necklace be taken too?

Gruumsh wont appear. Garekk has lost his way in Grumssh's eyes.


Good because if he did then he would be on Bjoric's hit list
Whelp, Bjoric is unconscious. And I'm not sure if his spells can reverse curses. I'm going to be driving for the next few hours so i won't be able to post. Just treat him like he had a critical fumble on his save since he was already really tired.
multi-based... oops xD it does affect everyone in the area


Ye durned elf.
"What are ye bloody doing ye damned elf!?" Bjoric shouted, startled by his sudden loss of vision. Already he could hear the chaos it was causing in the camp. "Are ye trying to get us all killed?"

Bjoric stood, raising the hammer above him and shouted 'Daylight' in ancient dwarven. Instead of the blinding flash that would accompany the spell normally, the darkness simply vanished. Though it hadn't been active long, the sudden return of sunlight was enough to make him squint. After a moment he was able to see once more.

And the first thing he was able to see was the archer straddling Hugh. He was speechless for half a second before his mouth erupted with laughter. "Bwahahaha!" He doubled over, unable to contain himself. Eventually the laughter turned breathless and became wheezing, tears rolling down his red cheeks.
Now get ready because Bjoric knows the counter spell for Darkness. God I forgot how much fun clerics are.
Endure Elements is a hell of spell.
"Aye, rest would be a great idea." Bjoric grumbled as he let out a yawn. He staggered with the rest of the party to the meagre shade provided by the plateau. The heat was already beginning to rise and was on the verge of becoming uncomfortable.

"Sleeping in this is going to be like sleeping in a forge." They were going to need thier rest, especially if what he suspected was waiting for them was there. He pulled his bedroll from the wagon and placed it near the smooth stone cliff of the plateau.

He sat on the bed, standing his hammer on the sand in front of him, the head pointing sideways to him so the symbol of Moradin was facing him. Saying the words in ancient dwarven he felt the air lose its arid quality. The hot breeze that had begun turn cool. He let out a sigh, giving thanks in the ancient language once more.

"If ya think the heat will be too much for ye, let me know." He offered as the lowered his hammer to the sand beside him.
I wonder how much on edge the group would be if a dragon flew overhead. Like a Bronze Dragon or something. Sense Bronze Dragon's live in deserts.


Not too much more sincr metallic dragons in d&d are all good.
Bjoric eyed the orc warrily, he behaved differently than he'd expected but he'd known more than a few orcs could be clever. Deciding to make sure he muttered a few words under his breath. Looking to the orc once more he was surprised that his detection spell found no evil within him.

"By my beard." He gave a chuckle as he spike to seemingly no one. "Are ye doing this on purpose?"

Shaking his head he turned to the drow who'd finally awoke. "Well allow me to surprise ye further. I don't want him dead."
"An orc? Is that you're all in a fuss about?" he asked incrediously. "What have none of ye ever seen an orc before? Just put it out of its misery and be done with it. I don't want to be in the open any longer than we have to."

He sat back down and turned to the drow. "Can ye believe these..." he saw that she had been asleep for the whole ordeal. "Bloody elves." He grumbled.
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