<Snipped quote by Joegreenbeen>
Bitch.
You don't talk like that to a lady.
Even if said lady is a filthy Bostonian, it still isn't right.
Oh, don't worry. This filthy Boston Ian can handle a little bit of saltiness from produce. It's no worse than watching a relocated Dutchman talking out both sides of his asscheeks.
Oy, Raxacoricohfuckit, you'll get your god-tier Spamfic and you'll like it.