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Antarctic Termite's Guide To Literature Essays

My personal favorite piece of smut was both horridly racist and filthy. It's called The Lustful Turk, or Lascivious Scenes from a Harem and it features kidnap and rape, sex slaves, orgies, pirates, castration, and said castrated man sending one of his favorite sex slaves his penis in a jar, and the other one got his preserved balls.

Technically, it was written in the pre-Victorian era, but it was ignored until the Victorian era where it became insanely popular and also heavily banned.

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Yeah, so one minute she's there, and the next thing I know I'm staring at some weird yellow font and my liver is crying out in anguish.

Antarctic Termite's Guide To Literature Essays

Take it from an English Lit major: my best advice for essays is to use copious footnotes and ensure that you "accidentally" cite Victorian smut or pictures of animal testes rather than academic sources for one or two of the footnotes.

It adds some spice to your work, and serves as a good litmus test to see if your teacher gives a fuck about footnotes.

(Side note: I wrote an entire essay on Victorian-era smut and let me tell you that that shit's amazing.)

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I think they're unicorns. Maybe MLP calls them "horny friends", who knows.

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