Fubsy

Give me coffee, give me tea, give me beer, all these things and a computer makes me a happy little writer.

@Hanleth
Welcome to the Guild!
I like you. You're cool. Don't worry, spelling has never been my forte neither, haha. Luckily, Google solves everything. Hope you enjoy your time in this little spot on the interwebs! If you ever wanna chat or RP, feel free to PM me. I love meeting new people.
See you around!

Hey There!

@Tessaract
Welcome to the Guild!
Or rather, welcome back, haha. ;D I hope you have a grand ol' time here! If you ever want to chat or RP, feel free to hit me up. My PM box is always open to new friends.
See you around!

New here. Hopefully this works out alright!

@Corrovax
Welcome to the Guild!
Who needs friends when you can sacrifice them to the insatiable Eldritch abomination that festers beneath the volcanoes of the South Pacific, amiright? ...Right?
Anyways, I hope you have a grand ol' time here. If you ever wanna chat or RP, feel free to hit me up. My PM box is always open.
See you around!

... -insert witty title here-

@piddlydink

Welcome to the Guild!
How do you feel about being an inanimate pirate horse? Well, I'm certainly glad you decided to join this lil' community tucked in the corner of the interwebs. If you ever want to chat or RP, don't be afraid to hit me up. I love seeing new folks around.
See you around!

Working Hard & Hardly Working (Office Comedy RP)

Dennis' shoulders drooped just a fraction as the rather stiff woman left them with their assigned task. It was...odd, to say the least, and the back of his mind itched with the suspicion that this probably broke some fire hazard violations. But all those thoughts faded as he took a long look at the TV and its slow, blinking timer. Dennis look around at his new co-workers and laughed nervously. "We should probably...er..." He waved a hand towards the revealed set of stairs. Clearing the nervous quiver in his voice, Dennis strode on ahead with his nervous half-smile plastered to his face.

"Dennis Morrison. That's, um, my name. Since we're introducing ourselves. I can't sing kumbaya, or sing at all," his voice wobbled with nervous laughter akin to that of a first-year math teacher making a corny joke in front of a class of eighth-graders, "but I can say that I thought this job was a good opportunity for me. Plus, I'm broke and this is kinda my first job." His ramblings trailed off as he climbed the steps two at a time.

Greetings!

@xStarryBatchx

Welcome to the Guild!
Energetic and nice? You seem super cool already, haha! You're gonna fit in just great. I hope you have a great time here!
If you ever have questions, wanna chat, or looking to RP, feel free to hit me up. My PM box is always welcome to new friends.
See you around!

I guess another generic Introduction?

@thesquish

Welcome to the Guild!
Too true that RPing is a gateway to interesting experiences and new friends. ;D And, hopefully, your time at the Guild will provide you with all that and more, haha!
If you ever want to chat or RP, feel free to PM me. My inbox is always open to new folks n' friends!

Hello there!

@Nucleep
Welcome to the Guild! I hope you have a grand ol' time here. The majority of us here are pretty friendly folks, so don't be afraid to ask if you have any questions.
If you ever wanna chat or RP, feel free to hit me up. I love meeting new folks. See you around!

destiny greets you...

@Lady Fate

Welcome to the Guild! Guess your arrival here was meant to be. ;D _{gosh that was a terrible pun i am so sorry}
Rest assured, I like to think that a majority of Guild users have a solid-to-plasma grip on grammar and writing. I dearly hope you enjoy your stay in this crazy lil' niche of the interwebs. If you ever wanna RP or chat, feel free to PM me! I love meeting new friends, as well as plotting eccentricities for my victi--I mean, characters to go through.

See you around!

(Also, random side note, I really like your avatar picture!)

Hello everyone!

@Raunchel
Hello and welcome to the Guild! escape this madhouse while you can
All jokes aside, glad you've found yourself in this lil' corner of the interwebs! I hope you enjoy your time here. If you ever wanna chat or RP, my PM box is always open. I love meeting new friends.
See you around!