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5 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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6 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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6 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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7 yrs ago
How do wing.
7 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

In Tower of Fable → 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

"Wow, this world's different." The memory that gazing into Itsuko's past wasn't very helpful in telling Akiko how the world works here. It almost seemed like some sort of high-school dystopian anime world, which... now that she thought about it, it somewhat made sense. Catgirls, robots, magic, these Serei Cards, everything just seemed pretty standard for an anime. Meh, she'd ponder that later. For right now, the cops were off the groups back and this Itsuko character. Since her gameplan she had first failed, she figured a new story was good enough to work with.

"Yeah, we're new transfer students." Akiko answered Itsuko for the group. "We're from a small place up North of the city. We weren't exactly aware of how... severe... the cops are." she explained, still annoyed that the cop robot was as rude as it was. "I'm Akiko, and this is Takara and Caprice."

Speaking of Takara, Akiko crouched down in front of him with her back towards him. "Takara, hop on my back. I'll give you a piggyback ride for a bit, alright?"
In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Digbie's ears flicked. "Seems like they're fighting the goat." he sighed with relief, pulling out his book of prayer to show Oberon preemptively. "We need them to all die or we need them to be scared off by the goat. That way we can make our leave from this area without them pursuing us here any more. Maybe we can find a better spot in the mountains, o-or somewhere else in the forest. Reunite with some of the other reincarnators, even."

Digbie shook his head to clear his thoughts, glad Jehanne was at least watching over him and Oberon. Speaking of Jehanne... "T-this book is a prayer book to Jehanne. She's a deity of mercy and forgiveness, I-I think. I'm hoping she'll forgive me for putting some points into Taboo, s-since I was just curious what would happen." Digbie opened up the pages of the book, showing the scripture to Oberon (even if it was bloodied due to its past.) "I-I can feel her presence right now, too! Its not much, but it's enough to make me believe she's watching over us. She even gave me a quest, Oberon! A quest to fashion 8 beads of prayer! I swear, I'm not making this up, and I think she might be our ticket to figuring out Holy magic, plus our ticket to keeping us safe!"

Digbie put the book on the ground, in case Oberon wanted to flip through some of the pages on his own. "S-so if you find any nice rocks that could make beads, I'd like to see if I could use those for my necklace when I can make it. L-later, of course. Let's hope we can keep these goblins in check first."

After he finished, Digbie began to charge up a Mana Orb in his hands, just in case something came to smash into the door... though, he looked at it and actually thought something. What if he could charge it with Holy magic? He didn't have an easy way to do so, but maybe if he prayed hard enough...

"Jehanne, please help me deliver these goblins to you with your radiance, if the need must arise. Show me the way to Holy magic, please!"

... maybe it wasn't as great as he had hoped it would sound. Still, maybe it'd work?





In High Ground Online → 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay


P.E. didn't expect this to be how she'd continue her fight, riding atop a large man that smelled vaguely of sweat and cheetos, but here she was. The zombies definitely picked up as the Golden Guardians pushed out of the library and moved forward. They ran their way down the street, still spearing zombies left and right while infecting tons and tons more, but eventually it became a serious problem for most of the Golden Guardians, who had now left to go and play in different areas of HGO while the remaining ones continued to dwindle. That's... mostly to be expected. A lot of the guardians wore cheeky armor while carrying impractical blades, making them go down easily to the beefed up zombies that assaulted the groups later.

After the charge, only about half of the original Golden Guardians made it out. Even then, the numbers were quickly falling due to how immensely strong these zombies were. Hoenstly, the only reason Pestilent and Reddick were probably still standing was due to Pestilent's drone still soaring around the battlefield. It'd definitely been under a lot of pressure, due to how high these zombie kicks flew, but it was quick to dodge and managed to make it through with only a few dents to the metal.

The two could hardly relax, though. Reddick's lance was strong, but as the two were spread away from the Guardians Group they didn't really have a lot of room to defend from. Pestilent dropped her deployable shield behind Reddick, and the two got to work trying to stay alive as long as they could.

"Oi, milady Emerald! How long d'we've 'fore this 'beta test''s ova?" Reddick's voice was hardly soft, rather he was basically shouting as he kept smashing the side of his lance into waves, knocking the pests away while he kept up the fight.

"We're in the last little bit! Gudanko's stream shows that Graphite just fell!" Pestilent responded quick, her voice still kinda chipper as she realized she outlasted Graphite. Take that, Thea! That's what you get for being so mean to everyone all the time!

As Reddick and Pestilent began to get swarmed, the timer on the mode ran out, and the horde fled in a very quick fashion. Pestilent climbed off Reddick as she received the overall scores of the Golden Guardians compared to the other factions.

"... third, but mainly due to how many casualties we had. At least I can start drafting a guide." Pestilent said, smiling to herself before raising her hand for Reddick. "High fives for helping me figure out some solid strats!"

"Yeh! 'igh Fives!" Reddick slapped his hand against Pestilent's before the girl calmly lifted her IRL hood, and began to log out of HGO.

"Good job, Reddick. I'll tell the chief you did good today. Might be able to get you a bit higher in the ranks for us by doing so." Pestilent left that in the air for Reddick to consider before finally logging out, then starting her trek back home. She'd need to get something for dinner, of course, but that shouldn't be hard. The more difficult part was finding it cheap.
In Tower of Fable → 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

Oh great, police again. For a second time in a row, Akiko entered a brand new and unknown world with a group, only for the local feds to immediately accost them for reasons unknown to her. Thankfully this time they weren't being incriminated for anything illegal, like stealing an ancient relic from a critical political figure. Instead, this robot was just confusing them for kids. Rude in Akiko's sense, but whatever.

Akiko thought about what to say before her ear flicked towards the new voice. Itsuko, she announced. Since robots didn't have souls, at least she didn't think so, Akiko was kind of forced to learn something about this world from the new show to the place. With a familiar feeling, Akiko's eyes gleamed once again, watching the tone of Itsuko as she loomed over the group.

While she picked up on things for information, Akiko turned back to face the robot, pointing a finger at Lin. "Actually, officer, she and I were chaperoning these two. We were just heading out to a restaurant so we could get something to eat before it got too late, avoiding the party crowds and all that." She looked around at her group with a convincing smile on her face before returning to the officer. "Do you have any recommendations for places nearby? Well... places that are recommended by biological patrons, I mean."
In Pokémon: Start → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


@PlatinumSkink





"... JoJo!" Skylar shouted, looking at Celebrity and nodding his head back to call her back up to him. The 'Puff was annoyed, but reluctantly floated back up to where the rest of the group was as JoJo watched Skylar close.

"We'll be fine, JoJo! Just gotta work on making sure you won't be hurt." Skylar smiled at JoJo as the Ralts nodded, teleporting into the fight. The Beedrill was asleep, which did give JoJo an opportunity that he couldn't squander. "JoJo, Double Team! If he can't hit you then there's no worry!"

As JoJo was Double-Teaming, that probably gave Beedrill a move to work with, so whatever he did, hopefully he missed...!

Oh, and Skylar was still trying to wake up Smiley, who was still really asleep.
In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

"Just because these are my pets does not mean they are any less smart than me," Digbie glared back at Rags, his eyes still glowing brightly under the shadowy cast of his new cap. "I wouldn't be surprised if they were stronger than me in some ways, to be truthful." Digbie shot a glance over at Ash before Oberon and himself clambered back inside the shelter, a wall of Earth closing up behind them as Digbie exhaled a sigh of relief.

"O-Oberon those guys are bad news." Digbie's voice shifted back to being a hushed whisper of what it once was, his normal nervous and somewhat-adolescent tone shifting back. "I-I've got a plan, though. I-It might be a bit weird, but by Jehanne, I think it might work, a-and hopefully she doesn't deem me as unworthy of redemption with it."

Digbie took a breath before he started to explain, activating Tremor Sense III passively to try and keep track of where the Goblin Gaggle was. "S-So they really want our help, r-right? If t-they know what's good for them, they'll try to kill the goat unrestrained and two things can happen. They succeed and the goat dies, which takes it out of the fight, o-or they fail and the goat runs away or kills them. I-In either case, we remove a dangerous e-element from the fight that we might have or they run off trying to kill the goat. Regardless, if one of them is still around, we need to... k-kill them so we can stay alive. I-I don't want to stay involved with goblins anymore, e-even if it means we can't make a friend, so we need to eliminate the threats entirely. After that, we need to move."

Digbie took a breath, looking out one of the cracks to see Ash on guard. "A-Ash might not like the idea, but it's going to be safer in the long run if we can g-get out of here and away from these goblins," he stuttered his words out, but he still said them fine in the end. "I-I don't want to kill anyone, b-but if it means we all get to live a little longer then I'll d-do it."

He then looked in his bag for a moment, placed a hand on his prayer book, and took a moment to pray.

"Jehanne, help us get out of here safely, and protect us from what's ahead."





In Worlds of Disney → 5 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
The Pumpkin King!

"Normally, I'd like to keep my scaring in the name of fun, but even I know when to stop being scary!" Jack snickered to himself, taking a single bow before the entire area went dark, but only for a brief moment. As soon as the darkness came, it left, and Jack's Halloween fire roared back up once again, only much stronger than it had been before! There wasn't as much fire in the area as there had been before, but there was a considerable amount of light radiating from the King and all around the entirety of the group, surrounding them (and the shadows) with an illuminating warmth. Whatever sweet spots that were around had been erased, and the entire area was practically being baked in light.

Jack himself hadn't changed, save his head being one large flaming pumpkin lantern, and his hands wielding two notable things. A torch in his left, and a bat-boomerang in his right. He brought both up, torch between his head and the boomerang, before he exhaled a fiery breath onto the boomerang, setting it alight in his hand. He clutched it tightly, then threw it as hard as he could, the rang easily cleaving through several shadows near the ghastly gaggle of grim grubs, Lock, Shock, and Barrel as well as this new weird horse before it returned to Jack's hand, extinguished and covered in shadow residue. Yuck.

That being said, the numbers of the shadows began to die down as they all started to retreat, though a few stayed to grow stronger regardless. "I believe they're regrouping for one final assault! Let's make them fear the day they messed with us!"

Zero, meanwhile, was cowering behind the bathtub babies before the sudden flash of a boomerang appeared in his vision, realizing that he might've been safer than he had thought compared to the shadows that were assaulting the group. Though, Zero clearly wasn't as fast as the large horse that was in the area, so maybe... just maybe, Zero could help the horse out. The dog 'jumped' onto the back and head of the horse, sitting on top of the mighty steed and staying near his head. His body wasn't opaque, so the horse could reasonably see through him, and what made it better was that Zero's bright nose was still glowing bright. If that horse was going to defend, maybe he could use his head to see the benefits in what he could do, literally and metaphorically.
In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

"You heard me." Digbie's voice was calm again, but bore a striking cold to it. If this was his inner eighth grader, then gosh the stuff he drew was dark. If the rest of the group didn't know any better, Digbie's voice would reasonably terrifying, almost to such an extent that he was dead serious about wanting to get these goblins to do his bidding. "If you guys want to prove yourself to me, you will release this goat after my friends and I return to the safety of our shelter. After that, you will kill it, and... bring me its head." Digbie's heart sank as he continued. He didn't want to see the goat die, but at the same time, these goblins were nothing but trouble. Surely, Jehanne wasn't going to cast him aside for this?

"If you bring the head of that goat to me, then it will show that you are strong enough for me to come with you. If you don't, then I guess that this was a waste of everybody's time." Digbie took the trousers off the ground, kicked off his flimsy Grass Skirt that he didn't need anymore, and pulled the trousers up over his goblinoid legs. Of course, they were oversized and flimsy, but still they seemed to be a little better than the skirt Digbie was wearing before this. Still, he'd check them out with Material, Magical, and Plant Analysis. Hopefully he could tell something was a bit better with these pants. He also did the same for the Cap, placing it on over his head carefully as to not have the Yill on it previously hurt. Surprisingly, the Yill poked right out from underneath the hat, almost like a small tuft of bangs.

<UNEQUIPPED - REAR> Grass Skirt <Poor>

<EQUIPPED - REAR> Dusty Trousers <??>
<EQUIPPED - HEAD^2> Dusty Cap <??>
System : Digbie


Digbie looked at Rags from underneath the cap, the dark shadow casting a scowl over his eyes, which seemed to glow against the darkness, possibly from some magical influence due to his Mana Affinity. Either that or Digbie was somehow putting some magical energy into his scowl only for looks. "We will be waiting, Rags Nar."

Digbie turned to face the shelter, and looked at his friends. He ushered for them to follow into the shed with him, a slightly worried expression on his face. If everyone decided to go in, Digbie'd block the door with an Earth Wall II, just to make sure that Rags and the gaggle couldn't get in. Digbie even sent out a pulse with Tremor Sense III, hoping Torrent caught on and hurried back inside the shelter too so Digbie could explain his plan.





In Pokémon: Start → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


@PlatinumSkink





"Celebrity, Sing again!" Skylar called to his air-filled partner. This time, they had to have this bee cornered and it hopefully couldn't avoid. It was right in Celebrity's face, after all. Just in case the Beedrill decided that it could try to dodge around, though, Celebrity did turn just a little bit while singing, hopefully in an attempt to truly get this Beedrill put to sleep.

The issue after that was who'd take up the torch to keep this fight going? Lorette had four, Skylar had four, but Smiley was still asleep. The options that Skylar had were pretty limited, and the best option for Skylar was to send in Seabreeze if he could get the switch, unless Smiley decided to wake up.

"Smiley! Come on bud! We need you back up!" Skylar's shaking intensified slightly, trying hard to wake the little bird up from his nap. Man, Sleep Powder really does put you under, huh.
In Pokémon: Start → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


@PlatinumSkink





"Celebrity, Sing!" Skylar spoke quick - he needed Celebrity to act fast on this. This Beedrill had just a little mileage to go before it made any contact, so maybe if Celebrity acted quick Skylar could hit Lorette's team with a taste of it's own medicine. That, and if anyone was going to show this team who was the true boss, it would be Celebrity.

She whipped out her Microphone at the call of Skylar's voice, a dark gleam in her eyes. She was born to sing, and she'd gladly do it again, especially for an audience that wasn't aware of what it was like to mess with her OR the headpat-giver!

And if it so happened that Beedrill fell asleep... well... everyone will cross that bridge when they got there, if they got there. For now, Skylar just had to stay wary of whatever would come on next. Though, he could definitely answer a comment that Lorette had. "Birds might be my specialty, but they don't need to be the only thing I use!" Skylar smiled cheerily, his hand still trying to shake Smiley awake. Gosh, he was out like a light.
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