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Ey, Important. You forgot about her leg being lit on fire.
LeeRoy said
Fucking Gun-Fu man. How does it work?


"The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly."

Who´s doing gun fu? Gun fu is ridiculously cool.

Edit: Important, you alive? Killstreak can´t murderize your giant if you´re not here.
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The giantess predictably took a step backwards with her right leg, which left her in a less than optimal position for her right-handed downwards strike with the hammer. Killstreak took advantage of her painfully slow movement to let go of the remains of the bottle as her leg passed backwards, and retrieved the Evertorch and one of his revolvers from his inventory in it´s place. What was so special about it? Absolutely nothing, at least not where Killstreak came from, but to people from this world, an eternally burning torch? Yeah, plenty special. With the torch in his left and gun in his right, he was ready for his next move.

The giantess was now in position to begin her downwards strike, and Killstreak let her pull back before utilizing the Evertorch in a particularly devastating move. Flicking it casually against her right ankle as he strolled forward past it, placing himself two meters behind her by the time her slow-mo hammer connected with the ground, and her leg lit up in fire, provided she didn´t somehow move her leg to avoid the torch as it gently made contact with it. Whisky, was, after all, just as flammable in Killstreak´s world as in hers, if not more, as fire was an element created by flaming and raging. Alcohol, especially whisky, made people and objects angry, therefore making it flammable.

Her hammer met the ground, cracking it apart like it was brittle glass. Killstreak raised his gun. Two well-placed shots towards the back of her knees should provide additional leverage to convince her already substantial downwards momentum to topple her massive weight downwards. He pulled the trigger, twice.
Lalliman said
How high do you guys imagine this cliff to be that Drall and i are current ascending?


Depends on the amount of drugs it ingested.
LeeRoy said
Hey, I've reviewed the currently posted Character Sheets, everyone who posted them should go check that out.Also, I'm gonna go ahead and put Jean (The Extreme of Strength) in the Swamps. Anyone who has the guts to fight her, she'll be there.


Eventually.
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Killstreak glanced down at his golden revolvers. Such beauty. His warped reflection bounced off their barrels. Above him, the giant woman was carrying out some sort of formal introduction. He identified her weapon, and moved his own into his inventory, watching the guns phasing out of existence as if they never really existed to begin with. In their place, in his left hand, he withdrew a bottle of whisky. It´s dusty brownish bottle, with a rugged half-scratched label, gave it a feeling of exquisite quality and old age, although Killstreak knew that it was less than two weeks old, having plucked it from a whisky tree himself.

Whether it was his own intentions, or the giant, that classified their conversation as a battle, was something of a mystery. His speed hack had activated itself, which was very unfortunate. The giant who had probably been talking at a reasonably slow pace to begin with, was now drawing out every word.. forty times as slow as the actual rate.

She was about half-way into her name when he interrupted. Making sure to speak slowly enough for her to hear it. "Too long. Did not listen."

He strolled (60mph) forward in-between the giant´s legs, perhaps blind-spotting her, depending on her boob size, and took a swing at her right ankle with his bottle of whisky. The swing itself carried immense speed, easily topping 600mph, though it was kind of half-assed. Being a glass bottle, it wouldn´t serve any other purpose than to announce Killstreak´s hostile intentions, shatter across her heavily armored ankle, and splatter itself and it´s content across her leg. All in all, a terrible waste of perfectly good whisky, but he was sure there was more where it came from. It was whisky season, after all.

..Right?
Thread is up, Important.

MOUNTAINSIDEFIGHTOHMYGOD
Killstreak Von Leetus was walking up the mountainside. He had absolutely no reason to, but somehow felt compelled to scope the area out, as if some higher power was guiding him towards an opponent. It was a very weird feeling, but he didn't think much of it. It was not beyond him to imagine that the gods themselves wanted him to kick ass and take names.

A red arrow popped up in front of him, and he knew that it would guide him to the place he needed to go. So why bother paying attention, right? His mind drifted as his body strolled towards the objective on it's own. He wasn't yet used to his new stats. What was up with the "Status: Noncontestant" thing? Why was his so-called background story summarized at the bottom? It should have least been six pages, or a book! "The life of Killstreak Von Leetus" - It should have said. But no, there it was, a small and peckish summary that would have shamed even the lowest of entities. It made him sick to the stomach. The first thing he would do once he conquered this realm, would be to sort that out. Surely someone, somewhere, held such power. There must be some kind of Gamebreaker residing within the realm? Right?.. Man, those guys. Most people hated them with a passion, the way they loopholed stats and world logic, but not Killstreak. In fact, his golden revolvers were the result of a long-time investment into a Gamebreaker. The guy had an accident after that though, and wasn't able to tell anyone about it. Such a shame. Really.

*DAAAAAA DATADATA DAAAAAAA DATATADAAAA DUUUUUUNNN*

Some kind of weird music emitted throughout the sky. Killstreak wasn't sure if he was the only one who could hear it. Must be the stage theme. The presence of it could only mean.. He slipped back to attention, and sure enough, standing right in front of him, was the biggest woman he'd ever seen. Not counting that one time in Margarine Valley when he had to..- Let's not get into details.

Killstreak walked right up to her, placing himself less than a meter from her feet, looked up and said; "Wow. Such size. Much woman."
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