Griever

Ancestry

Blitzkrieg said
You look Serbian.I do know that my grandma had a decent amount of Bohmeian Gypsy.

Fun Fact: My mother's maiden name translates into English as "Mushroom."

Siberian and Proto-Slavic (Eastern Bloc, before it was Eastern Bloc) people were known for Reindeer Husbandry.

(Mario Mushroom)

Ancestry

ImANargleHunter said
I asked my dad where our ancestors were from and he said "WE'RE CANADIAN."and that was that

Not derprised you're Candidian.

ffs snow.

Dervish said
Melting glaciers = more precipitation. It has to come down somewhere.

Melting glaciers = increase in ocean levels.

Precipitation =/= snow.

It can snow in July, hail in August and rain in February.

In fact, one year in August, I was in Boston and I was coming back to NY on a Greyhound bus. All of a sudden it started hailing in the middle of the fucking summer. Shortly before this happened, we saw an Amish dude riding a horse-drawn carriage.

Fucking Amish.

Global warming is just QUARTER what we thought - and computers got the effects of greenhouse gases wrong
Yet the leaked report makes the extraordinary concession that over the past 15 years, recorded world temperatures have increased at only a quarter of the rate of IPCC claimed when it published its last assessment in 2007.
One of the report’s own authors, Professor Myles Allen, the director of Oxford University’s Climate Research Network, last night said this should be the last IPCC assessment – accusing its cumbersome production process of ‘misrepresenting how science works’.

Last night Professor Judith Curry, head of climate science at Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta, said the leaked summary showed that ‘the science is clearly not settled, and is in a state of flux’.
Sauce: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2420783/Worlds-climate-scientists-confess-Global-warming-just-QUARTER-thought--computers-got-effects-greenhouse-gases-wrong.html

Many records are defective in one way or another. Many have gaps or sudden changes, Few have a long-term continuous record. Frequently there is little sign of change during the recent decade. evidence. that currently there is little or no change in sea level. The following figure from Chapter 13, FAQ 13.1 Figure 1. illustrates this error.
It shows six tide gauge records compared with the supposed global average..
The actual current records, which are shown (rather small), disagree with this supposed trend
-San Francisco is unchanged since 1990.
-Charlottetown is unchanged from 1995 to 2010.
-Antofagasta is unchanged from 1980 to 2012
-Pago Pago is unchanged since 2000.
-Stockholm is actually falling.
-Manila is a rogue record.The following website states that the gauge is subject to subsidence
The following records from the Philippines, show no recent rise.
http://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends_global_station.shtml?stnid=660-011
Sauce: http://www.psmsl.org/data/obtaining/map.html

Ancestry

My ancestors were Siberian Shamans.

Have you ever spring loaded food off your dick

Alarei said
What a waste of perfectly good food.

Only if you miss.

Cayden Black said
Aside from the WTF level of this question. I have to say it seems rather bizarre to bother. I mean it isn't the most easy to calculate when you try to aim. I'd expect a lot of science would have to go into it before you ever launched the food into the mouth you were aiming at...

There's nothing particularly scientific about erection launching, simple recoil/catapault physics.

Turn the poster above you into an actual forum game

Spam Web-bit Doubt

1. Go down to your attic/basement/stairwell/linen closet and locate a spider web, preferably one with a spider in it.
2. Run into it. If the spider was not venomous, you win.
3. Return to Spam and post about your experience, regardless of spider's poison state.
4. If you lost during #2, you are free to call an ambulance now, but only after step 3.

I made a blog.

omg where am I

o back here

ffs snow.

idlehands said
For the most part it's pretty much true, there are cultural aspects those states share like the ones mentioned by Marik. The border states like Kentucky, Tennessee are still southern in their traditions. And not all the traditions have to do with racism, Turt. Mulitgenerational.

Only the culturally inept still think the South is racist. The south is about as racist as the north in 2014, which is not very. I'd make the argument that racism in the South carries an even bigger taboo than in the North because of the dark history it had in regards to slavery and Jim Crow.

My friends want to get a guy a keg full of tequila for his 18th party...

Taaj said
Yes, I have had shitty beer out of a red solo cup. And vodka, and rum, etc. However I prefer classier containers for my classy beverages. Like plastic champagne flutes and children's sippy cups.No, I have no played beer pongYes, I have thrown up macaroni and cheese in someone's backyard after drinking too much Four Loko.No, I have not seen anyone blatantly fucking in the bathrooms or in plain sight on the couch/counter/microwave. Yet.Yes, I have gone to Taco Bell drunk (while I didn't drive drunk, someone else did. Very poor decision in retrospect).Hooray America.

Four Lokos are the shit, in addition to providing good cans to smoke out of. I miss the old 4-Lokos, but there are still a few bodegas that sell the old ones, but they're probably past the expiration date.

Turn the poster above you into a animal THE FOURM GAME.

Fainting goat