Guy of Z

Super Robot Wars SL

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A bright trail of light and flame crosses through the night sky as the mighty GUNDMA box hurtles towards the earth, casually obliterating a line of young syrian males who had been on their way to Germany through the cruel and pitiless lands of Europe that welcomed them with open arms but without free dental care.

Aaron Gentles had arrived, and his Vok senses told him that he was near his quarry

Even if he had not been the first to find her

He hurried onward

@TehChron

Razorclaw blasted a hole in Clynes room with the half living pop star carried in his jaw like fresh prey.

Now I set my bait and Strike...Vok agent

Super Robot Wars SL

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Aaron Gentles stares through the void of space, his newly enhanced techo-magical senses reaching out to discover the location of his erstwhile target. He begins by searching for pink haired women, a rarity in nature. He detects several hundred spread across the Earth and the colonies orbiting around it.

With a sigh, he reaches out for pink haired girls with delusions of singing abilities, and his search is narrowed by only half. With another effort, he attempts to track down pink haired girls with delusions of singing abilities and political ambitions, only to discover that the number of results had hardly lowered at all.

A migraine forming, he casts out his search one final time, further narrowing his search down to those pink haired girls who were also singers that had politicial ambitions who were also genetically engineered on top of being significantly less clever than they assumed they were

With a single match found at last, the GUNDMA proceeds to enter Earth's orbit, it's pilot focused on a single destination.

Sweden.

@TehChron

Discovering his targets objective Razorclaw teleported into the building Clyne resided in.

He politely knocked on the door.

Cheerfully Clyne entered the door ignorant to the giant hole in the building created by the miniture Time Storm he conjoured.

"Hello I was not expecting visitors mr...?"

"KNOW THAT I AM RAZORCLAW!" Razorclaw shouted while shifting into beast mode

Super Robot Wars SL

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"So I'm not the only one that wants to step on him right? Maybe I should take him back to Shockwave as a pet when this is over."

Megatron chuckled. "It's like he thinks he's Starscream but is nowhere near savvy enough to pull it off."

"Oh god..." Groaned Brainwave. "The last thing we need is a Starscream here, especially an incompetent one. Well let's get this over with and hijack this stupid ship. And see how this manages to turn into a clusterfuck... Because we all know it will."

@Deathsaurer

"Oh man I hope Yurika sees my message before she goes to sleep" Lance snickered to himself while preparing to take over.

As Yurika drank the kool aid she read Lances message

I hope you enjoyed a sip of my Special blend of Kool Aid my fair Captain.

It is a Gape Rohypnol blend a personal favorite. Normally I wouldn't debase myself to something as brutish as drugging you but my benefactors call for your incapacitation. I dumped as much sugar as I could into this batch please take this as an apology. Sighed Lance Sugarstorm

"Wait that guy?-" She passed out before she could complete the sentence.

Super Robot Wars SL

In Japan on a mountainside across from New Saotome Institute

"Its been a while since we've last piloted a Getter"

"I feel a lot safer piloting a Getter then riding in your Car Ryo, after all I feel Getter Poseidon's arms and legs are my own" quipped a large man chewing food.

"I wonder if you've gotten rusty Benkei!"

"You should worry about yourself instead of me."

"I'm happy to hear that Getter G's power and controllability are light years ahead of the first generations" Said a tall man in the backseat.

"Me too I wish that you could've piloted a first generation Getter!"

"If I had maybe that incident would have been straightened out a whole lot sooner" Benkei said while stuffing his mouth.

"You've got a Quip for any occasion."


Their banter was interrupted by the site of smoke coming from the lab.

"What the..."

Art and Blackrock just felt the entire lab shake.

"Hey whats going on I didn't hear any reports of any more attacks!"

"No idea whats going on here the Getter Pilots aren't even...oh no I hope to christ I'm wrong"

"What Blackrock? Spill it!"

Super Robot Wars SL

It had taken some months, but with the questionable speed of the mighty GUNDMA box and the power of the Vok empowering him, Aaron Gentles finally arrived within the general Earth system. He had long since gotten used to his bizarre ability to survive without food, water, or air, and looked at the dozens of artificial stars surrounding his home world.

And now...to kill an over the hill pop singer...I am surprisingly okay with this.

@TehChron

In the void of the universal boundaries a Dark presence sensed the arrival of a Vok Emissary.

The Presence growled at the feeling of its former masters agenda as he had forsaken them for a new Master.

This new Vok Lapdog may not know who the presence is at the moment but he will know...that he is Razorclaw.

He quickly began entering the objective of his opponent.

Super Robot Wars SL

"You know the more you try to act like you don't know anything the more you confirm you actually do. And I get the impression you do not grasp the magnitude of what is happening in this world and being the deluded idiot you are you're trying to run your own agenda. Let me tell you we don't have time for it. So it's time to come clean. Who are these people, who are they fighting, and how do you know them?"

@Deathsaurer

"I just came to this world months ago sue me, and I just know some of these people cus I've been keeping tabs on the Captain you see someone graduating at such an age is quite the accomplishment really oh well look at that the kool aid is kicking in. Bye."

Super Robot Wars SL

"You clearly know waaaaaay too much about these people. How did you even know she'd be dumb enough to take the kool-aid? And Joe, why are we not inside the ship?"

Megatron sighed at the ridiculous sequence of events that totally ruined their plan. "They got attacked while they were still supplying the ship so they all dropped what they were doing and ran on board. I sent the drone in with instructions to wait for my all clear before you got summoned. I figured the homing beacon was me and hoped the Kool-aid man had a... reasonable plan to incapacitate the crew so we didn't have to ransack the ship."

"This is why you do not omit details you imbecile!" Brainwave exclaimed as he glared at the Kool-aid man.

"And after all that tweddle dumb over there pops up like nothing has happened."

Brainwave turned to Inferno. "How the hell did you even get here?"

"One of the silly humans saw me transform and decided he wanted to use me as his personal mech. Naturally I refused since I only serve the royalty."

@Deathsaurer

"Hey its not like that at all you know...and w-well have you seen their Captain Brainscan? Of course it would work on someone who came straight out of the academy."

Super Robot Wars SL

"Well this is the most irrational plan I've ever heard. And who the hell are the Jovians? I feel like you've omitted a few details Kool-aid man."

@Deathsaurer

"Oh their just some aliens who were attacking while some loser was fighting them on ground, their taking off now to pick him up once their out the underwater hanger after the kool aid kicks in you can board."

Super Robot Wars SL

Several hours later the awaited signal arrived:

"Finally. Jeez these idiots are slow. I hope you're ready to round everyone up crazy man that I wish I never met."

And with that the remainder of the group was space bridged to Megatron's location.

"This universe is bullshit!" Came Megatron's indignant greeting.

"Whoa whoa whoa, slow down Joe. The hell you talking about?"

"Guess who the Lamborghini is."

Brainwave immediately found his face approximating the infamous dull surprise expression. "No way..."

@Deathsaurer

"So uh captain....I brought some Kool aid to celebrate our departure and victory over the Jovians." Lance said

"Oh it can commemorate Akito's brave defense in my name!"

"Uhhh yeah whatever...just be sure to drink up." Lance began smirking.

Super Robot Wars SL

"Why do you want a screwdriver? Who do you think you are, The Doctor? Whatever... Now we just wait for the ship to launch and once it does Joe will release the drone that will hack into the ship and give me direct control at which point we all space bridge on board and you do... whatever it is you plan to do to round everyone up. But don't kill anyone. If you do I'm throwing you out the airlock."

@Deathsaurer

"Oh I won't hurt anyone....hehehehehe not much" Lance chuckled before drinking kool aid that came seemingly from nowhere.

"And why are you guys so uptight anyways I'm having the time of my life, much better then what happaned last week with getting kicked into fucking sugarless gummy bear machines...."