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2 yrs ago
Current God Bless the USA! Happy 4th Everyone! (though admittedly a day late)
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2 yrs ago
Oh yay-- the status bar has turned into Twitter again... My favorite.
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3 yrs ago
Damn dude-- don't remind me what's been taken from us.... I seriously miss that game.
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3 yrs ago
Imagine not using maple syrup to sweeten your coffee.
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3 yrs ago
AFTER MUCH TIME-- LIFE RELEASES MINE GONADS FROM ITS CRUEL VICE...... YA BOI RETURNS!
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@Rune_Alchemist@PaulHaynek

Donovan cracked his neck and straightened his back as he and Nick entered the Chief's longhouse-- despite his current pain, Don knew he couldn't afford to look anything less than absolutely confident in his words and unshaking in his tone. Taking a deep breath he waited for Nick to finish his thoughts. Donovan stared at the symbol on the man's robes; it was similar to the tattoos lining the skin of the lass who'd caught his attention earlier, but he lacked any pouches that might contain whatever it was the girl had hidden as she exited the woods. "Kyrnith, tha Elder beast, not ah god." he gently corrected Nick, before his tone took dire turn as he locked eyes with the Chief himself, "Enli." his eyes bored into those of the man before him, searching his eyes for even the slightest hint of deception, "Do ya truleh care fer yer people?" he spoke, pausing to allow the gravity of the question sink into the man's bones "Enuff tah give up on whatever th' Illuminator es schemin? Or would yah sacrifice em all in his name?"

Above all else, the duo needed to know if Enli could be trusted-- or if he was a pawn of the faceless god. With the reason of their arrival already revealed by Nick, the attempt to strike a deal, or secure a valuable ally was now or never.


@Rune_Alchemist@PaulHaynek

Donovan's eyes went wide as he sank to his knees, wheezing as he grasped at his aching stones. "Dammit Malphas!" the man hissed as he tried to regather himself. Unfortunately for Donovan; whatever spike of adrenaline that had numbed the pain the last time Malphas nutshot him seemed to have decided against making a second appearance. He could barely register a word that came out Malphas' mouth as he ground his teeth, clenched his eyes shut, and shakily rose to his feet.

He didn't hear much of what was said, but he did hear Nick make some kind of decision, "Aye lad," he wheezed, "Sounds good"
Sorry guys, ive been increadibly busy, I'll try to post sometime in the next few days.
@PaulHaynek you gonna wanna post first?
Holy shit yall are going fast-- I'll have a post by this weekend.


@Rune_Alchemist@Cu Chulainn@PaulHaynek

Though he had in truth been hesitant to leave the other to wander off into a storm, Don ultimately knew that parting ways was for the best. The way Augusta and Isidore had glared at him only gave him further confidence in his decision. Even if he wasn't sure letting them leave with the demon seed was a wise idea, but he'd have to trust their judgement for the time being... Even if their judgement wasn't what he'd like it to be. Regardless, Don was rather surprised to see Nick join him on his journey North, he'd been convinced the lad would stick with the others. "Aye dunno when we'll get tah see Kyrnith again, but when aye do, aye'll be sure tah put in ah good word."

Don was quiet for much of the trek, the severity of the situation weighing heavily upon his shoulders.

It wasn't until Nick's comment about the sand that he said his first words since parting with the others, "Not one much fer beaches eh? Cant say aye blame ya. Any time me an' the wife took our kiddos to th' beach sand would end up all over th' car." he chuckled in reminiscence. It almost seemed like yesterday that his children were just wee kids. How were they faring without the presence of their old man?

Don shook his head. He was certain they were fine. They were raised well, and brought up smart. They'd be fine.

As the men drew near the village Don paused for a moment, his ears perking at an unseen voice.

"..."

He turned to the woods just in time to see a young girl, covered in tattoos burst into the open. For the briefest moment he sensed something... Something similar to the divine energy of his badge. Don leaned toward Nick, and spoke in hushed tone "We're here tah save this place from a god gone mad. Aye shoulda told ye th' details on the way-- but aye think weh just found our first lead. Aye'll explain when we get a quiet minute and ain't in the open-- c'mon lad."

Casually, Donovan followed the tatooed girl toward the large gathering of townsfolk. He would have continued tailing her, if not for the fact that his eyes rest on a familiar looking head, one that happened to be coming out of a large tent. A large hand landed heavily on Malphas' shoulder as a wide smile beamed at the strange little man "Not causin' no trouble are ya?".
But what if whatever they put in the forest water the makes all the male goblins gay? Then I have nothing! :P


That only brings one thing to my mind.



@Jangel13 what about me dude?
@Guy0fV4lor

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First post under the OP guy, god learn to read you illiterate goblin


Fack yew.

Rune Alchemist?

More like-- fuckin R00D Alchemist.
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