Halo

Hey guys, guys

HankxGwazi would be my favourite ship, if I were into snuff porn.

@Halo

I ship you with your ridiculous sig tbh.

@Doivid

It's an artistic statement ermahgerd I expected such ignorance from Hankydoodle, but you? I thought you'd understand the genius of my masterpiece, Doivid.

Thunderf00t and Skep Torr speak the truth

This is the part where I pull my dick out of my jeans and start causing property damage

@Smiral

I was about to post a link to a song called Set Fire to Everything, but this conveys the same message

Hey guys, guys

HankxGwazi would be my favourite ship, if I were into snuff porn.

If you got a big [Elephant Noise} lemme search it

Ban Azarthes.

@ImANargleHunter

Help...

Anime I'll double up the suggestion on Stein's;Gate - I just finished it and it's awesome. Be patient with it, it takes a few episodes to get into the swing of things. Additionally I'll recommend Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan), Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Death Note, Kill la Kill, and Gurren Lagann. All very popular anime, all action- or thriller-based, romance never more than a subplot. A few more recommendations that I haven't gotten around to yet but are meant to be very good are: Space Dandy, Cowboy Bebop, Code Geass, Psycho Pass, and Neon Genesis Evangelion. EDIT: Forgot to suggest Black Lagoon. I enjoyed it, though it gets properly dark and twisted as fuck at some points. Books This really depends on your tastes. If you're into fantasy stuff with amazing "secondary world" creation, look no further than Brandon Sanderson. You have to be a bit patient with some of his work, though (not because it's boring or slow-paced, but because the worlds are so rich and full of history that it can take a while before you understand some of the things the characters talk about). Amazing storyteller and lorecrafter. The Mistborn Trilogy, The Way of Kings (what I'm reading currently), and Warbreaker are all on my "favourites" list. I'd recommend other stuff, but to be honest if you don't like Sanderson you won't like most of what I read, and the small portion left are all classics that don't seem to be what you're after. Films Again, very dependent on your tastes. Honestly, the best thing to do is go on imdb, and look at the top-rated lists for different genres. When I feel like watching a properly fantastic film, that's what I do. Otherwise I trawl Netflix idly until something catches my eye.

Why Women (And Feminism) Suck

For the love of God, change your signature.

@Hank

It's an artistic statement on the nature of forum signatures as a whole. Can't you tell? God, you're so uncultured. Philistine.

Why Women (And Feminism) Suck

Holy shit, someone actually took this seriously. If you can't laugh at the article, laugh at the fucktards who actually believe this stuff. Their desperate insecurity and the resultant half-self-loathing, half-self-centred narcissism they all exhibit is fucking hilarious.

Why Women (And Feminism) Suck

I'm not looking to get laid though :(

@Azarthes

lies aza hungers

Marine's Liverpool FC "You'll Never Walk Alone" tattoo changed to...

"You'll Never Walk". Because he had an amputation, and it took away the part that said "Alone". The irony(?). I couldn't help buy to laugh. I'm so going to hell. On the other hand apparently his life is amazing now, so that's swell.

It's been my birthday.

Yeah, I think my five year anniversary is around now, give or take a couple of weeks. Fuck, I'm old. Although to be fair, I've only been active for three of those five.