A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks between the two and it finally sets in how his life is a joke.
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7 yrs ago
I honestly don't care what people think of me as long as a mutual respect can be reached to the extent of having fun with RP. :3
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8 yrs ago
Happy newyears! God save the Queen.
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Bio
Nothing to see, here.
I mostly find interest in... - Fantasy/medieval - SciFi/Futuristic - (post)Apocalypse scenarios (rarely) - Most combinations of anything on this list
Not a fan of... - Free rp - Most Anime Fandoms/historical/arena/slice-of-life/school
Curious regarding... - Steampunk/nation
Dead RPs I was in Children of Plunder Iron Rose Adventurers Welcome to Wonderland The Marauders The Hole: 1940's magic/noir/anthro The Far Away Land Tales From The Hole The Endless Halls dark fantasy Some non-fantasy space thread? Witch Hunter - Aldergard Transcendent: Darkness Rising (A Sci-Fi Roleplay) The Bloody Embrace: An institution for young killers Swords And Sorcery: The 5th Province Forest of Secrets Demons & Dragons - Act 2 Defenders of Lesavvo's Tomb And those are the ones I bothered to keep track of.
As for the female/male thing, I kind of worsened the problem and also helped it since I have a male/female pair, so...I technically made no real impact, haha.
The March Hare stands at 4'8". Attire has broad ranges and splices between states based on which he prefers at the time. Currently prefers a lean minimalism to accentuate their lithe build. Typically long-sleeved attire, gloves, shorts, thigh-high socks, lightly heel'd boots and a coat. Other eccentric attire comes and goes based on the occasion or even the time of day...or just on a whim.
A humanoid creature turned into a rabbit? A rabbit turned into a humanoid? Regardless of the happenings that brought about what is now 'The March Hare'. Due to an unfortunate sequence of happenstances, Ansel Wyte suffers from a unique state of split-personality disorder in where his physical being and psyche has the ability to separate itself.
Sir Ansel Fairly aloof but friendly and accommodating, Ansel is laid back though methodical in multitasking. While it may seem like hes able to hold a conversation while brewing tea, toasting biscuits, folding napkins and trying to read a book at the same time, each task is done with as much attention as their wandering mind can manage. Never one to shirk on the importance of leisure and enjoying the slow niceties of company, it begs the question if he keeps himself busy just to set tasks aside as a display of putting others before his own. Maybe its laziness or ADD, but for a creature that always needs to be doing something, doing everything at once it what keeps them centered. Without tasks, Ansel becomes antsy and fidgety, having significant difficulty focusing on specific subjects and often overthinking the many ways it could be done.
Mr. Wyte Honed and professional, Wyte is obsessed with small details and perfecting specific tasks...though sometimes literally. He takes his position very seriously and gives even the smallest of scenarios everything he has to offer. A conversation is genuine though sometimes a bit over-analytical, tea and other confections prepared as though his life depended on its quality but usually found reading or focusing on other small hobbies when not striving to accommodate the Alices or the Hatter. Wyte embodies the shard that served the Queen of Hearts as the 'White Rabbit'. An emotional and mental abuse sustained in his service by watching subjects beheaded on a whim left him neurotic. This paranoia compels him to be subserviant, often panicking when tasked with multiple subjects at once.
Ansel Wyte The original state of the March Hare exists as a flux in time who was simultaneously a respected advisor of the Red Queen and one of The Hatter's best friends. His demeanor is weirdly average, balanced in his calm stance and fun-loving nature. Without the distractions of being beside himself in nearly every definition of the term, he is collected and complete in his thoughts. Although, the combined intellect and laid back tendencies have instilled a love for witticisms, riddles and, unfortunately, puns. Being apart for so long, the March Hare is slightly uncomfortable with the clarity and unity of his persona, ironically feeling like it isn't who he really is. He was used to doing and experiencing multiple thing and being in multiple places at once, and the requirement to be in a single state to think clearly cheapens what was once a proud freedom.
In a world built on madness, being normal is strange and often boring for the March Hare 'Ansel Wyte'. The only true credit he gives his combined form is the ability to level with Alices on weirdly sane and rational grounds. Hes fascinated with the 'outside world' and the strange customs and otherworldly mundane events. However, The March Hare holds a small grudge against Alice and her kind for causing his schism. Though hes polite to the letter, the resentment still lingers.
The entity which later became The March Hare began as unfeeling, unnamed essence. A simple nature spirit which was bound to a form intended to serve the Queen of hearts. Nature spirits in a mad world, however, would never behave according to simple oppressive authority, and the act of summoning the spirit dug up the roots which gave form to two sides of the same coin. The Hare was smudged across reality; having already been a close friend of The Hatter, being forced into service for the Red Court demanded that they be in two places at once. Why couldn't they? Satisfaction through duty to the crown while simultaneously living in a fantasy of leisurely pleasures, a never-ending tea party.
And then...she...appeared.
Alice! Alice and her Bridge! Something about her world spilled into the fabric which The Hare danced on the threads of. Something simply couldn't be in two places at once, and they weren't, were they? The Hare became split, the two halves embodying their lot in life and the shreds of their personality that most strongly connected. Yanked into the singularity of 'The Bridge', the two halves made their way back to their respective belongings. Ansel returned to The Hatter, as there was no place he'd rather be, having no experience of his servitude. Meanwhile, the stress of having his duty put on hold while preparing for a meeting by being pulled across Wonderland turned Wyte's fur snow white. Fear of being beheaded and anxiety threw caution to the wind and carelessly led Alice to the Queen of Hearts.
Then she left, having gone so far only to disappear and take her laws of nature with her, or at least most of it. The damage had been done and the scars never fully healed. While 'The Fold' reconstituted The March Hare into a single, self-aware entity, the schism was never fully repaired. In his neurotic and bastardly lax halves unsuitable for being truly apart, they now work together for The Hatter at his estate...as The Queen of Hearts would likely behead him at this point for desertion, implied treason and general incompetence compared to his previous 'whole' state.
Job Armed Servant of the Hatter Estate
Crush -The Hatter(slightly) - Otherwise open
Other -Occasionally looses touch with reality and confuses inanimate objects for living creatures. -Skilled in fencing through discipline obtained while serving the Red Crown. -Vill be speakink vith zee slightest ouf accent because iz how I roll~
The March Hare stands at 4'8". Attire has broad ranges and splices between states based on which he prefers at the time. Currently prefers a lean minimalism to accentuate their lithe build. Typically long-sleeved attire, gloves, shorts, thigh-high socks, lightly heel'd boots and a coat. Other eccentric attire comes and goes based on the occasion or even the time of day...or just on a whim.
A humanoid creature turned into a rabbit? A rabbit turned into a humanoid? Regardless of the happenings that brought about what is now 'The March Hare'. Due to an unfortunate sequence of happenstances, Ansel Wyte suffers from a unique state of split-personality disorder in where his physical being and psyche has the ability to separate itself.
Sir Ansel Fairly aloof but friendly and accommodating, Ansel is laid back though methodical in multitasking. While it may seem like hes able to hold a conversation while brewing tea, toasting biscuits, folding napkins and trying to read a book at the same time, each task is done with as much attention as their wandering mind can manage. Never one to shirk on the importance of leisure and enjoying the slow niceties of company, it begs the question if he keeps himself busy just to set tasks aside as a display of putting others before his own. Maybe its laziness or ADD, but for a creature that always needs to be doing something, doing everything at once it what keeps them centered. Without tasks, Ansel becomes antsy and fidgety, having significant difficulty focusing on specific subjects and often overthinking the many ways it could be done.
Mr. Wyte Honed and professional, Wyte is obsessed with small details and perfecting specific tasks...though sometimes literally. He takes his position very seriously and gives even the smallest of scenarios everything he has to offer. A conversation is genuine though sometimes a bit over-analytical, tea and other confections prepared as though his life depended on its quality but usually found reading or focusing on other small hobbies when not striving to accommodate the Alices or the Hatter. Wyte embodies the shard that served the Queen of Hearts as the 'White Rabbit'. An emotional and mental abuse sustained in his service by watching subjects beheaded on a whim left him neurotic. This paranoia compels him to be subserviant, often panicking when tasked with multiple subjects at once.
Ansel Wyte The original state of the March Hare exists as a flux in time who was simultaneously a respected advisor of the Red Queen and one of The Hatter's best friends. His demeanor is weirdly average, balanced in his calm stance and fun-loving nature. Without the distractions of being beside himself in nearly every definition of the term, he is collected and complete in his thoughts. Although, the combined intellect and laid back tendencies have instilled a love for witticisms, riddles and, unfortunately, puns. Being apart for so long, the March Hare is slightly uncomfortable with the clarity and unity of his persona, ironically feeling like it isn't who he really is. He was used to doing and experiencing multiple thing and being in multiple places at once, and the requirement to be in a single state to think clearly cheapens what was once a proud freedom.
In a world built on madness, being normal is strange and often boring for the March Hare 'Ansel Wyte'. The only true credit he gives his combined form is the ability to level with Alices on weirdly sane and rational grounds. Hes fascinated with the 'outside world' and the strange customs and otherworldly mundane events. However, The March Hare holds a small grudge against Alice and her kind for causing his schism. Though hes polite to the letter, the resentment still lingers.
The entity which later became The March Hare began as unfeeling, unnamed essence. A simple nature spirit which was bound to a form intended to serve the Queen of hearts. Nature spirits in a mad world, however, would never behave according to simple oppressive authority, and the act of summoning the spirit dug up the roots which gave form to two sides of the same coin. The Hare was smudged across reality; having already been a close friend of The Hatter, being forced into service for the Red Court demanded that they be in two places at once. Why couldn't they? Satisfaction through duty to the crown while simultaneously living in a fantasy of leisurely pleasures, a never-ending tea party.
And then...she...appeared.
Alice! Alice and her Bridge! Something about her world spilled into the fabric which The Hare danced on the threads of. Something simply couldn't be in two places at once, and they weren't, were they? The Hare became split, the two halves embodying their lot in life and the shreds of their personality that most strongly connected. Yanked into the singularity of 'The Bridge', the two halves made their way back to their respective belongings. Ansel returned to The Hatter, as there was no place he'd rather be, having no experience of his servitude. Meanwhile, the stress of having his duty put on hold while preparing for a meeting by being pulled across Wonderland turned Wyte's fur snow white. Fear of being beheaded and anxiety threw caution to the wind and carelessly led Alice to the Queen of Hearts.
Then she left, having gone so far only to disappear and take her laws of nature with her, or at least most of it. The damage had been done and the scars never fully healed. While 'The Fold' reconstituted The March Hare into a single, self-aware entity, the schism was never fully repaired. In his neurotic and bastardly lax halves unsuitable for being truly apart, they now work together for The Hatter at his estate...as The Queen of Hearts would likely behead him at this point for desertion, implied treason and general incompetence compared to his previous 'whole' state.
Job Armed Servant of the Hatter Estate
Crush -The Hatter(slightly)
Other -Occasionally looses touch with reality and confuses inanimate objects for living creatures. -Skilled in fencing through discipline obtained while serving the Red Crown. -Vill be speakink vith zee slightest ouf accent because iz how I roll~
Back on track thanks to Akaya reminding me of the stuff I messaged you two! :U (Just needed a little nudge to remember my train of thought. Its not the same as when it was fresh, but its enough to get the ball at least rolling >_< )
Oh durr. That would be a pretty good idea, wouldn't it? >_<; Thanks. I completely forgot about all of that. Kinda out of it, today for aforementioned reasons.
I'm sorry Hawls. I have been there and it freaking sucks especially cause when you redo it you can get it quite the same. Take your time getting it here
It was early in the morning after staying up all night doing stuff and coming down from a few drinks. I lost most of the backstory and appearance and I barely remember what I wrote. Its super demoralizing. I should've been done by now, but instead I'm stuck. x_x
Nothing to see, here.
[B][u]I mostly find interest in...[/u][/b]
- Fantasy/medieval
- SciFi/Futuristic
- (post)Apocalypse scenarios (rarely)
- Most combinations of anything on this list
[b][u]Not a fan of...[/u][/b]
- Free rp
- Most Anime Fandoms/historical/arena/slice-of-life/school
[b][u]Curious regarding...[/u][/b]
- Steampunk/nation
[u][B]Dead RPs I was in[/b][/u]
[color=gray][s]Children of Plunder[/s]
[s]Iron Rose Adventurers[/s]
[s]Welcome to Wonderland[/s]
[s]The Marauders[/s]
[s]The Hole: 1940's magic/noir/anthro[/s]
[s]The Far Away Land[/s]
[s]Tales From The Hole[/s]
[s]The Endless Halls dark fantasy[/s]
[s]Some non-fantasy space thread?[/s]
[s]Witch Hunter - Aldergard[/s]
[s]Transcendent: Darkness Rising (A Sci-Fi Roleplay)[/s]
[s]The Bloody Embrace: An institution for young killers[/s]
[s]Swords And Sorcery: The 5th Province[/s]
[s]Forest of Secrets[/s]
[s]Demons & Dragons - Act 2[/s]
[s]Defenders of Lesavvo's Tomb[/s]
And those are the ones I bothered to keep track of.[/color]
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I like rabbits...shut up! ;>_>[/hider][/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Nothing to see, here.<br><br><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u">I mostly find interest in...</span></span><br>- Fantasy/medieval<br>- SciFi/Futuristic<br>- (post)Apocalypse scenarios (rarely)<br>- Most combinations of anything on this list<br><br><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u">Not a fan of...</span></span><br>- Free rp<br>- Most Anime Fandoms/historical/arena/slice-of-life/school<br><br><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u">Curious regarding...</span></span><br>- Steampunk/nation<br><br><span class="bb-u"><span class="bb-b">Dead RPs I was in</span></span><br><font color="gray"><span class="bb-s">Children of Plunder</span><br><span class="bb-s">Iron Rose Adventurers</span><br><span class="bb-s">Welcome to Wonderland</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Marauders</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Hole: 1940's magic/noir/anthro</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Far Away Land</span><br><span class="bb-s">Tales From The Hole</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Endless Halls dark fantasy</span><br><span class="bb-s">Some non-fantasy space thread?</span><br><span class="bb-s">Witch Hunter - Aldergard</span><br><span class="bb-s">Transcendent: Darkness Rising (A Sci-Fi Roleplay)</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Bloody Embrace: An institution for young killers</span><br><span class="bb-s">Swords And Sorcery: The 5th Province</span><br><span class="bb-s">Forest of Secrets</span><br><span class="bb-s">Demons & Dragons - Act 2</span><br><span class="bb-s">Defenders of Lesavvo's Tomb</span><br>And those are the ones I bothered to keep track of.</font><br><br><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/6IdMp-H9vhA?theme=dark" frameborder="0" width="496" height="279" allowfullscreen></iframe><br><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Why can't my arms hold all these bunnehs!?">Why can't my arms hold all these bunnehs!? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="http://pre00.deviantart.net/8722/th/pre/i/2015/303/e/9/58_by_deadmanjackalope-d9expi4.png" /><br>I like rabbits...shut up! ;>_></div></div></div></div>