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Gehena looked around cheerfully, even though nobody seemed to notice him, but he didnt notice that.

"Hi! I'm your new friend!" Gehena repeated absolutely obnoxiously charmingly. It ocurred to him that he had not scanned this room properly on account of the burning and what not , so he looked about. By rotating his primary sensor array 360 degrees and systematicly takinng in detail after detail. There is a dead hermaphrodite, a really strong person, a woman who seems to be attempting a phenomenon known as break dancing while staying seated, and and... scanning. Scanning. SCANNINGGGGG "Tiddy!" He took the hideous usb drive out and stuck it in his mouth.
Hey guys, sorry about my last post for both lateness and confusingness since i said "only man in the room" when clearly there were atleast thre players in the room (lolda, terry, and rick), but i changed it to make more sense.
"Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Tiddy why didn't you warn me??? Aggggggghhhhhh it burns!" Gehena screamed in what would have sounded like agony if it weren't for the autotune as he burst through the door of the fire partially engulfed in flames.

The little robot ran around the room of 3 & 3/7 circles before collapsing on the floor in a burnt heap. Gehena rolled until the flames went out and laid there like he was going to die. "Tiddy why are you so mean?" For a few minutes the little contraption just laid there, but eventually a buzzing began to eminate from the janky destroyer. After 39 seconds what appeared to be a cloud of silver mites, or possibly gnats poured out of the toasted recycle-tron and began to seek out and consume any and all cardboard nearby. The swarm appeared to have enlarged itself by the time it finally made it back to Gehena.

After a minute or two Gehena stood up, miscolored in blotches, but otherwise ok. "Stupid Tiddy." He said childishly. Turning to face the first man in the room he saw (oblivious to the man with 2 noses), and said "Hi I am Gehena, your new annihalator friend, ok?" [ ° u ° ]
"Beep boop. Beep beep boop! ... clackity-clackity-clack!" Echoed about the trash bin--er command center --Gehena was occupying. The place appeared like a small electronics chop shop with various small appliances and personal electronics scattered about like they had met the analog electronic Hanibal Lecter. Indecipherably cute or creepy the little robot was as he sat there ham-fistedly clacking on a dismembered cellphone keyboard regardless of the passing time. "Beep boop boooooop!" The little screw ball flexed his new accordion elbow joint before picking up an unreasonably hacked FemurPastry(tm) ear bud, opening the side of his head, and shoving the ear bud in after scrambling some wires. "Me-me-me! Do-ray-me!...beep... Yeehaw! Balls deep in a hog firing a rifle in the air bitchez!! ...boop" seemingly said by what sounded like an auto-tuned young boy. "Phonetic analysis of the Engrrish language complete." Gehena stated, wondering why the word "smile" was lingering in his cognitive software.

--"FILTHY FUCKING BIRD!" Somebody erupted from outside... "Sensors indicate that there is an inordinate amount of rapid oxidation and heat transfer going on approximately 7m away." Gehena paused and fumbled through his junky pit command center for a bit, then triumphantly held up a hideous cartoon panda USB 38.0 flashdrive "Wanna check it out Tiddy? Dooo yah?!" He shouted excitedly as he scrambled up some miscellaneous electronic and mechanical parts, dumped the mess in a Nuka-Cola can along with Tiddy, slung the can over his shoulders like a back pack with an elastic hair band and clambered out of his "mighty palace" using only his body--that was mostly rebuilt from a series of unfortunate toasters and children's toys--ready to FUCK SHIT UP IN THE NAME OF TRUE KOREA explore a whole new world.
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Name: Gehena
Race (animal, human, robot, etc.): robot
Occupation: Infinite scourge upon those who deny Great Leader his rightful place! drifter
Age: unknown
History: The True Korean Government had a brilliant idea: fund robotics. Westerners may question this and claim that True Korea should have spent more of their money on food and education for their people and less on a shoddy military regime, but they don't know, they couldn't possibly know real prosperity because True Korea has no poverty or hunger to spend money on, whereas almost all Westerners are starving except for the dirty rich and powerful! mg5!m#P^bYf5SdROHfXZmJT9rt
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"Gehena" was created from the effort of brilliant but enslaved scientists and engineers. They were effectively the un-sung heroes of the past few generations of science and technology; for every scientist that gains fame for his discoveries, 100 more are forgotten by history. Some of these brilliant men and women mysteriously disappeared in the night never to be seen again. BAN4$rwIW474yJ^$%*%^&ScuSJ5DTScbUwffx95QInPGVRQK0EPBpWjeFbxLXTyOITz>:"}{P}0GsQjYaX<>":{}+)(*^ERGTuWm5j5gu10RpBz9ndIIvp9h)IUKvd0iya4cUfXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Great Leader was pleased to see that his beautiful land that is not desolate or underdeveloped had started to attract the great minds of other countries, even though they had to arrive with black bags over their heads because our top doctors with a full year of medical school declared these great minds psychologically unfit to see the beauty of True Korea. Great Leader generously granted them an extensive retraining program that allowed them to understand just enough of True Korea to safely locked inside a top secret laboratory complex without the aid of chloroform or restraints! Together they worked and labored to serve their new country by putting their talents into various projects. Most notably, GE-- General Electric; a culmination of all the most experimental technology into one robot the makers of GE successfully combined Quantum, Bio, and traditional transistor/silicon computing to create and unbelievably compact ALL-PURPOSE computer. Capable of doing literallly anything that computers anywhere else in the world could do without breaking a fuse. Not that this was necessary since True Korea has the best computers in the world. It is a well known fact that our computers are so great that they only need power for six hours a week. 0TeNgqxsLCLRvEfPeDzdM:POK}{UUR%UkIVPKQqdLMECwzOq7Epi70Ur90J LmSYN?}_)TQ$%^&*(()OvfaTpsVCTmjwJeEreAh BVJEBBRwe65873iLIKEmurder45637mVjG FXJHLCS131dlcwg \(^ u ^ )/
"Gehena" was a pretty scary piece of equipment, take every scary sci-fi robot from the turn of the millennium (terminator, geth, robocop, blah blahblah other circa 2000 fiction robot) and you get GE--not because GE had hardware infinitely ahead of the time, but because the cognitive software allows GE to learn infinitely. it can repair itself, upgrade itself, and even change it's own programming if needed. The only thing holding GE back was the malicious crapware added by North Korean "scientists" who were poorly trained on yester-yesteryear's equipment designed to make GE eternally loyal to "True Korea". what bitches... Anyway, the latest update for GE had two significant parts.
1) an advanced nueral.net that allowed GE to directly absorb data from the neural sysems of animals.
2) an order to kill the latest and prolific addition to the GE "project" s (sarcasm) (insufficient sarcasm so here is some more) named "Hena" Hena was a young firebrand of a roboticist, and used the leftover funds from her MIT robotics lab to fund aid and real education for her home country: North Korea. Hena resisted all forms of brainwashing and was even bold enough to attempt sabotage. Unfortunately, GE emotionlessly carried out his task of brutally tearing Hena apart in front of the other captives to set an example, however, the robot--driven by his intrinsic need to learn-- looked into Hena's dying eyes and created a neural bridge via impaling the dismembered woman's spinal cord, effectively absorbing the entirety of her consciousness. Confused by all the newfound knowledge of an outside world and the concept of emotion, Gehena escaped North Korea and smuggled itself to Britain. Barely. The process left it... significantly downgraded (see picture)... And with corrupt cognitive software to boot (hehehe get it? computar jokes ).
Personality: Gehena has corrupt cognitive software and is therefore prone to abrupt, unpredict able, and ridiculous changes in behavior. The two most common and significant to this story's story are the following modes: Crazed TRUE KOREAN JUSTICAR hell-bent on serving Kim Jong-Un in anyway possible, and the fusion of Hena's consciousness and GE's curiosity that behaves something like an emotionally retarded yet scientifically brilliant child in constant need of exploration and infidel flesh sugar ... oh the poor thing



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