Scene of the crime, then on the warpath.Interacting With; Scum of the earth. Mood;Mortified ← Furious ← Vengeful...
6:00pmIt had been four minutes. Four minutes of the two Mayweather sophomores pressing on the stall door, talking on and on about the party and how they liked getting laid and how much of a virgin Benny was for wearing a top hat. The sickly green of the plastic divider plus door of the stall had increasingly become Benny’s least favorite color. The lights had a distinct flicker in this room, with only the light near the door blinking twice every ten seconds. Every sink was disgustingly splattered in soap with lakes of puddles around them, and dribbling onto the earth-tone tile floor. It dimmed repeatedly and bounced light off of the liquid on the floor in the next stall over, a mess someone had made. Benny was ready to make a mess of these two. One Peter Malliger, and a Jan Stewards. Apparently Peter had the ability to read minds, and he had starting reading Benny’s thoughts aloud in a stupid high-pitched narrating voice as soon as he and his pal had followed him into the restroom.
”Did they just follow me in here snickering? Oh, shit… Is he? He is! Yes that’s right Mr. never-touched-a-girl, I can hear what you’re thinking! How are you liking that right now, in here, in your face you stupid Delphine freshie!” Peter had proceeded to get in his face, and he and Jan started to grapple with him. They grabbed at his shoulders but at first couldn’t move him. Then Peter reached into Benny’s lapels with both hands and gripped close to his nipples, twisting and pressing Benny backward into the far corner of the room. Benny yelled in pain, trying in vain to get Peter's hand off him and not be forced backward. Jan brushed off Benny’s hat with a quick swipe and into a toilet bowl it fell. As Benny slid on the floor and tried to avoid touching the toilet to catch himself, one of the sophomores slammed the door on his leg several times until he pulled it in out of sheer pain response, gasping and curling his body up.
”How very heroic, he’s thinking… This is how you make a villain. Oh that’s verrry deep mister. Aww he’s so cute, now he’s sitting in there trying to keep his mind blank. I know exactly what you’re up to you little dummy! As I was saying Jan, I bet this kid has never even jizzed...” They went on to talk about how gross he must be, sneaking around masturbating to pictures he probably took of the hot hero girls. They were fortunate enough to have been invited to party with Samantha and Avalon...
"I actually have jizzed, a lot. On someone who wanted it too. But anyway, fuck you, both of you. Let me out. Now. You hurt my leg." Benny retorted briefly. It wouldn't sit right with him if he didn't argue that point. Peter and Jan laughed at him and started talking to each other again.
"How long should we keep in there?"He was through with this. It was a fight, and they had no idea what his cards were. The best part was, they couldn’t see what he was doing since they had shut him in his cell. He was sure his shin was badly bruised, and he intended to repay the pain twofold. This was a filthy place to be spending any more time than he had to… He stared briefly at a dark crack in the tile, finding it easier to think of nothing but unsanitary conditions as he kept his hands from touching any shiny and possibly wet surface. Then, he spoke.
”Careful fellas, the floor is wet. I wouldn’t want either of you to have a big stain on your pants before you showed up at the party.” His voice was loud and firm, and steady, as he drew from his coat two experimental grade tasers.
”I guess this weak permanent virgin isn’t good for nothing…” He knew that he much less likely to think while he spoke, so he picked the tasers out of nil space entirely out of angry emotion and not by a conscious decision. He promptly surprised his assailants by firing each of his weapons at their legs. They had conveniently moved away from any fluid on the floor, so when the slipped into jittering piles on the floor impaled by identical taser prongs, Benny was safe. Benny clambered closer to them quietly, the tap of his sneakers softer a sound the clacking of the taser charge pumping into the heroes. He wondered briefly how these two knew he was a freshman. They had known he was a Delphine since he had asked them about the party, and hadn’t gotten a text about it. When he heard them talking about a party on the way to restroom, he paused for just a moment to ask them about it. That was all it took for them to make a snap judgement… He hadn’t gotten any texts about it. He was Delphine, and a loser, bottom of the food chain, never got his dick wet, top hat wearing one at that. And Benny had quickly realized that whoever set this party up and made the guest list… Was fucking with him. This was THEIR fault. And he wasn’t going to let it end like that. This was going to be a party those fucks would remember, and he would thank them personally for cutting the school so neatly in half, just like the Headmaster of Delphine hadn’t wanted them to. As he saw it, violence in retaliation was in fair accordance with the rules. Time to set up some kind of extraordinary shitshow for two promising young hostesses, comic book villain style. Samantha and Avalon… He knew what those two looked like, or so he thought. They would surely be easy to find at the party if he went as Peter...
The fingerprints were gone from every surface. It was the best he could hope for that these two wouldn’t remember most of his features. Just in case, Benny was planning on wearing a fake nose and changing his haircut for the next several weeks. That would probably be all it would take for him to be in the clear. Benny wished briefly he had just stuck with Carmen for the remainder of the evening, but they had parted ways shortly after arriving back at Mayweather. She had other people to see, and he was alone. Right now, his mind was racing with the kind of thoughts one would expect from a future mastermind. He had made sure Peter and Jan were incapacitated with a little help from chloroform. Then he acquired a mask of Peter’s face. He had also apparently gotten extremely lucky after they accosted him, since no one else was going into this restroom, and Peter was about as tall as he was. It must be getting late… He had to get ready. He applied the mask and makeup over it, and put on clothes identical to what Peter was wearing, folding up his own into a bag. He put on a beanie to cover up his natural hair, checked his disguise one more time, then placed a towel and some Jack Daniels over his clothes in his pack. Peter had bitched a little bit about Danny Leoni being at the party, turning his “shitty white noise full blast”. Apparently it hurt Peters sensitive telepathy to be too close to that guy. It was convenient, since Benny could easily act that out to become a very convincing psychic douchebag. The scene of the crime was only complete once Benny duck taped the stall Peter and Jan were in shut, and spraypainted a large yellow graffiti scrawl of
Freedom is a Privilege onto their new prison door. And a sense of morals is a joke, Benny thought to himself, as he stepped heavily into the crisp night air after almost an hour in the dank bathroom.