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7 yrs ago
Idea: Superhero rp but every superpower has to be a unnecessarily specific fetish taken from a 1x1 thread
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7 yrs ago
joining a roleplay can have the same stress of applying for a job except its better cause instead of bagging groceries you get to be a cute gay anime cat girl who goes to magic school
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7 yrs ago
*tackleglomps u and nuzzles* X3 *notices bulge in ur pants* OwO wats dis???
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7 yrs ago
does anybody in this thread smoke weed
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7 yrs ago
The thrill of doing seventy different code edits without saving and then not knowing whether your post looks cute or like an exploded cumbox
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I like rats, jalapeño poppers, y2k aesthetics and idol games. I am pretty extroverted on the internet due to how easy it is to connect with people with similar interests. My personality may come across as aggressively friendly or over the top at times and I apologize in advance for that, whoops.

As for my strange signatures and profile pictures, a lot of them are a part of a specific aesthetic I´ve developed over the years that's basically 2000s aesthetics with a focus on the technology that explore themes of loss, abandonment, filth, and hopelessness, rather than the optimistic and mainstream view of the future that was common during that period of time.

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Lynx

There were a lot of things Lynx detested about physical combat. The bestial way in his body reacted to his surroundings, alerting him to every drop of blood exposed to the air, the clashing of metal that roared louder and louder from the same strikes, the overload of factors to consider, of risks to avoid. When the grand libraries he once resided in told of grand feats they did so with a focus on war above all else, raising it as a testament of glory and courage. Lynx never understood what any of those words meant beyond memorized definitions, and had seen his instincts as something vestigial meant to be hidden. But war had a way of casting all of it aside.

His heart raced to the quick beats of his paws striking the ground, or was it the illusion of a heart, worthless aside from immersing him in this world? He could feel whatever answers he had to that question blurring, overlapping, being overpowered. His jaw wanted to crack bone, his claws wanted to tear through sinew and vein. Who he was was disappearing, replaced by a version of him that he could feel every human see him as whenever an introduction was necessary.

At last he could see the man Sil had been distracting, a Sightless. His four legs sprinted faster.

What have I become?

It came out as a small whisper in his mind. Not even the person he trusted the most would hear it. His eyes felt inseparably drawn to the man's neck, and his joints and the pockets of fat where humans stored their organs.

Or have I... always been like this?

His lithe body pounced like a weapon and the lynx sunk his teeth onto the Sightless Ferris was fighting. Fighting alongside another was where he was in his element, and Lynx made sure to exploit every twitch and turn the man made in shock. A pair of canine jaws and multiple claws all greedily dug into these sudden crevices of flesh, eager to punish the opponent for every move made against Ferris. The man was a far more precise fighter than Octavio, however, and so Lynx found himself taking far more risks with his attacks, creating the moments of chaos his companion and him thrived off.

Lynx crashed to the floor and rolled just as fast after another bite to the man's haunches. He wasn't the only threat in his surroundings. Around him were other cultists, engaged in small and frantic battles with the others. Some of them had begun to notice him.

"Týfurkh, run!" he hissed, slamming his paws against the ground for another charge. The Sightless' calf was exposed.

His jaws clamped around what it could with more strength than he thought possible. If Ferris left him to battle the other cultists, it'd be a simple arc maneuver to tear into the wounded man's face. He gazed at Ferris with the wild eyes of something that was never human. Any feeling of trepidation was gone. All that was left was hunger for the kill.



Jarren chuckled to himself in between sips, content that he wasn't the only person having a laugh at that idiot salesman. The old him would have dismissed the ruckus as entertainment for the dregs of society, but now that he was front and center of it all the man could see how far it beat posh cantinas and their grating music selection. This new Jarren carefully listened to his surroundings and hoped a fight broke out.

"Well, the only work 'round these parts, sir, is moving some crates or cleaning. Ya know, the kind of work you might expect on a transport ship. I'm sure if you stop any of the crew I'm sure they would love to pay for a drink or two if ya want to ease the load."

"Shiiiiiiit."

It was meant to be a whisper, but through the power of alcohol it wheezed out of him and into someone else's conversation. Finding some busywork had been on the back of his mind ever since he first boarded the ship and realized that he was running low on credits.

He always hated having to hunt down leads. It was the one thing all those stories about intergalactic scoundrels never told you, the slow and arduous process of trying to find someone to vaguely trust you enough to get your hands filthy. The whole thing reminded him a little too much of the job interviews at his former planet for his comfort. Whoever this plucky looking guy was, though, had asked what had been sloshing around on his mind.

Only to be pointed in the direction of soulless manual labor.

So much for not wanting to swallow my pride.

His red eyes tilted up at the bartender. "Moving boxes? Are you sure there isn't aaanything else?" He gazed into her with a charismatic gaze, or at least tried to. He couldn't really tell how a sober person saw him as.



Unknown Forest
Kaito's eyes widened at Hiroko's question. Weren't there more important things to ask first?

"Just how likely would you say it would be for us to run into more... erm... goblins?"

The world goblins left his mouth in a way that sounded like he was learning a new language. Or if you were Honami, a supportive parent cautiously watching their child play a video game. He was unconfrontational to the point of comedy, and yet his profession, the thing he had worked the hardest for in his entire life, was being invalidated with every passing second spent in this fairy tale world that insisted it was real. It was quite the odd clash of emotions to have on the inside, to say the least. This turmoil wouldn't last forever, though. They'd arrive to the nearest spatter of civilization and then he would absolutely, positively, without a shadow of a doubt know the answer to this conundrum. Definitely.
Flash's hooves dug eagerly into the earth, cracking it open all around him and engulfing him in white light. Choosing the zebstrika had initially seemed like a risky undertaking, but Lark knew what he was doing. Before he could even finish his commands he tore through the battlefield, engulfing himself in fire. Milo's pokemon had managed to avoid getting seared the first few charges, but turn after turn the flames grew closer to their target. After having stricken the gossifleur with a lucky hit only his eldegloss was left.

"His speed's getting better. Another pass or two'll do it." Lark muttered to himself, adjusting his camera. It was impossible to reign in Flash in the heat of battle, outside of basic commands.

His eyes fixated on the dynamaxed Eldegloss. "Through the side and jump!" Dodging a flame charge was easy when you were a nimble and small. Who said dynamaxing was only ever a good thing?

"Now!"

Flash tore through the field in an arc, a hot blur of orange and white. When he at last leapt towards his foe, it looked as if a kaiju was getting torn to pieces my a tank missile, sending hot smoke and fire scattering to the sky and ground. There was no way the ensuing explosion hadn't left Flash without a scratch. Sure enough, amidst the chaos a black and white lump took shape, struggling to stand properly. Flash shook himself off and let out an angry neigh. He had survived.

Lark sighed. "Geez, talk about overkill. I guess that's one way to get likes."

Unknown Forest
"With all due respect the idea of waking up in another world seems, um... unlikely." He was running out of energy, and wasn't in the mood to spend so much effort phrasing his words to be their usual inoffensive selves. Honami, like him, was another piece of the puzzle. But this puzzle had hundreds of pieces and possible leads, with many of them currently dangling in front of him. Why focus on just one?

He turned to Hiroko, his back straighter than usual. "Fitting in would be a good first step. I wonder if we can recreate our experience with the language from earlier." Casting more light on that first little glimpse into this new life would no doubt provide answers. "If there are things in this world that we are, for whatever reason, already acquainted with, then heading towards civilization could give us some answers."
"A photographer chasing after photos of extinct pokemon brought back to life, where have I heard that before?"

Lark stretched his arms far out and above his head, taking in the view. "What's it gotta be like to fall asleep for thousands of years and then wake up with your body all mismatched?" He eyed the fossils with a surprising amount of scrutiny. "Either way, if you manage to revive whatever's in that, you're gonna have the element of surprise on your side for the next couple of battles."


Jarren felt the cold material of the cup meet with his lips and raised an arm to take another sip. It was less like the man was pressing the glass against his face, and more like he was shoving it around and his mouth just happened to be there. Was it normal to feel like everything was going to collapse in on itself and that he had to run away? It was like a sixth sense at this point.

He lost track of how much time it'd been since his very first disappearance, from his home planet after everyone had decided he was a murderer after credits were placed in the right pockets. It had been long enough to where he could get a drink, but short enough that he caught himself slipping from the facade of having it all together. A big part of it was the rush of the galactic trail though. It was honestly hard to believe he'd spent so much of his life moving from office to office, kept satisfied by the increasingly expensive decorative plants and plaques typical of a politician on an upswing. This new life of his was just so much wilder.

"I'll have another," he said, smooth and to the point. These seedy bartenders didn't like it when you put on a show. They had more scars on them than the soldiers back home did, and could smell hesitation a planet away. Jarren didn't mind it one bit. It made the sweet talk a lot more exciting, after all.

He pointed a blue finger at one of the vendors nearby. "Is he seriously trying to pass off that pathetic excuse for a blaster for six-hundred?" The human bartender he was talking to seemed less than pleased that Jarren had picked her as a surprise conversational partner, but he was too many drinks in to care. "You probably couldn't even tickle an ewok with one of those."




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