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Current It's called the circle of life because life is pointless.
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"I should go." - Commander Shepard
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6 yrs ago
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humour.
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6 yrs ago
I want to travel to Prague so I can Czech it off the list of places to visit.
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I ordered 1000 kilograms of Chinese soup. It was wonton.
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The mercenary and his A.I. assistant stood there for a while, looking out towards the horizon and snowy mountain peaks, the sun reflecting off the crystal-clear lake at the base of the hill. Lance didn't have much need for his rifle right now as all was peaceful, so he clipped it to his armour's magnetic clamps located on his back. He stretched and reached to his helmet to disengage its locks, intending to slip it off and take a deep breath of air. Scanners had shown that the atmosphere was breathable. But before he could do that, Cutter spoke.

"We're being watched."

Lance was on alert almost immediately, and his rifle was in his hands and he had shifted into a combat position in less than a second. "What?" He asked, training his gun on the treeline. Of course, he was probably being a little too paranoid, but he was currently stranded on an alien planet with no way of knowing what lived there. He had seen some native wildlife on the planets he had visited, and quite a few of them were mean motherfuckers. Especially the Charybdis ocean creatures on Rapture. Those things were terrifying.

"I'm not exactly sure." Cutter said, vanishing from his perch. "But from the looks of it, the bio-signatures are, well, human."

Lance did a double take as his rifle arm twitched. "What?"

"Signatures match up. Of course, I can't be that sure yet, but whatever it is, it's hiding in the trees over there." A blip appeared on Lance's HUD. Cautiously, he began to walk towards it. "Hey, anyone there?" He called out, his rifle up just in case.
RENEGADE, LOW ORBIT OVER UNCHARTED HABITABLE WORLD
FEBRUARY 4, 2841
1315 HOURS (SYSTEM CLOCK)


Roughly fifteen minutes had passed since the Renegade had dropped out of hyperspace around the planet, and Lance had brought it into a stable low orbit. Cutter was busy scanning the planet, and Lance was getting bored. He was idly staring at the live feed of the planet taken from the ship's onboard cameras, but there was nothing special other than the fact that it looked a hell lot like Earth, and Lance hadn't even been to the homeworld of humanity before.

Sure, he heard of the tales of when ancient humanity still fought over the last few drops of oil. The conflict known as the Resource Wars was fought over Earth dwindling natural resources. Lance still couldn't imagine a time where everything was fueled by natural resources, and he certainly couldn't imagine living in a time where people were willing to annihilate each other just to get those last few drops. That was before humanity had discovered alternate ways to generate power, and more or less unlocked the secret of unlimited power. Still, the mercenary was bored, and he decided to loudly announce this fact. "I'm bored." He complained. "Are you done with those scans yet?"

Cutter flashed into existence next to him, an annoyed expression on his face. "Hey, come on, man. It's been fifteen minutes. I've barely even scanned ten percent of the entire planet." He said, turning around and going back to staring at nothing (to regular humans). Lance rubbed his face and stared at the planet down below, seemingly thinking of something.

"Take us down."

"What?" Cutter was taken aback by Carter's sudden decision.

"You heard me. Take us down."

"Wait wait wait, we barely even know anything about this planet, and you want to land?"

"Yep."

Cutter groaned. "Fine. I'll take us down. I guess we'll land on that big landmass down there." The A.I. pointed at the largest continent down below. The ship suddenly moved and pointed downwards as its main thrusters powered up, the repulsor engines glowing a bright blue the Renegade descended into the planet's atmosphere. The blackness of space slowly shifted into a clear blue sky, and fluffy white clouds replaced the stars. Eventually, the vessel was flying over a large forest surrounded by mountainous peaks and shimmering lakes. The ship, despite its size and shape, gracefully skimmed through the air, before stopping and hovering over a rather large forest clearing overlooking the lake down below. The craft slowly descended, its landing gear deploying and its engines kicked up a large amount of ground and organic matter, emanating a low hum all the while.

It sat there for a while, its engines powering down before it died completely filling the forest with silence once more. After a few more minutes, a ramp on the underside of the vehicle lowered, and Lance slowly walked out, fully suited in his armour and his rifle out. He walked a fair distance, looking around at the trees general landscape. "Huh. This place is pretty neat. I wouldn't mind getting stranded here for a while. You got that distress pulser up yet?"

Cutter, as usual, appeared right next to Lance's head. "Yeah. Should take a while for anyone to receive the signal, though."

Lance nodded, looking up at the sky. "We'll have plenty of time to explore, then."
The Renegade
Upgraded Moray-class Patrol Vessel



The Renegade is Lance's ship. It is an upgraded Moray-class patrol vessel used by the UEGNC. After purchasing it, Lance has extensively upgraded and modified it, adding new areas and changing several unneeded rooms. It is equipped with a pair of 50mm autocannons, two .62 caliber rotary guns, one 75mm tank gun, and two GML-51 missile launchers.

Length: 38.6m
Height: 8.2m
Width: 12.1m

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RIFT TUNNEL EN ROUTE TO UEG COLONY WORLD HIEMAL
FEBRUARY 4, 2841
1300 HOURS (SYSTEM CLOCK)


Lance Carter sat in the cockpit of his personal ship, his feet resting on the console as he relaxed in his command chair. He was in his set of powered armour, and he didn't really want to get out of it because he simply really, really liked wearing it. Sure, it was old and outdated compared to what was standard-issue for Marines, but it provided enough protection to easily shrug off small arms fire, and its powered exoskeleton meant it boosted the wearer's strength by three times. It essentially turned anyone who wore the armour into a superhuman killing machine. Other than that, it also came with inbuilt systems such as temperature regulators, night vision, scanners, and a set of helmet-mounted flashlights. The armour itself bore many scars from Lance's years as a mercenary, most of them served as memoirs from those engagements, although they could be easily repaired and polished. And so Lance sat, idly watching as several streaks of light passed by outside the ship, in the RIFT tunnel.

The Relative Interdimensional Field Transit, or simply RIFT, is humanity's answer to the limitation of sublight travel. Up until the late twenty-third century, humanity had been limited to the confines of the Sol System, living on Earth, Luna, and a terraformed Mars and Saturn's moons. Earth was overpopulated and polluted by that time, and only the rich and powerful lived on the terraformed moons and Mars, while Luna's population comprised of a handful of colonists, functioning as workers in Luna's many spaceports. With the technology of that time, before the introduction of Quantum Repulsion Engines, or simply repulsors, primitive rocket boosters or Hall effect thrusters were the norm for spacecraft. Journeys normally took months to travel from Earth to one of the colonies, and passengers were normally cryogenically frozen.

It wasn't until the year 2238 that a breakthrough was made. Scientists stationed on Mars succesfully opened a tear in reality when testing out a prototype warp drives. This tear proved to be one of the greatest scientific acheivements, as the scientists learned that the tear more or less tunneled through time and space, making it so that the speed of light was much faster in this alternate dimension. Of course, humanity quickly went interstellar and spread to the stars, colonising planet after planet and becoming a thriving interstellar empire.

Now, more than six centuries after this discovery, faster-than-light travel has become so common that any ship big enough are equipped with RIFT drives. Travelling to neighbouring star systems has become as easy as taking a walk to your neighbourhood supermarket, which is what quite a few people do in fact. Travelling to another planet to pick up groceries that colony specialises in. FTL-capable ships are similiarly commonplace, easy to find and easy to get, though they cost quite a bit and were guaranteed to leave a hole in your pocket. Lance's ship, for example, was a retrofitted and upgraded ageing Moray-class patrol craft. The mercenary had since modified it to fit his needs, replacing its old Chevron CK 451 RIFT Drive into something much faster, and stripping several rooms for additional storage space and comfort. He had also replaced many outdated weapon systems, and even added more guns. The ship wasn't exactly very big, being only thirty-eight metres in length and five metres tall, much smaller than the kilometre-long warships the UEGNC fielded. It was a second-hand, however, and Lance had bought it only after careful bargaining.

Now, Lance sat in the cockpit of the Renegade, travelling to the UEG colony world of Hiemal. Sure, it was a frozen ice cube, but he had heard that the drinks there were pretty good. Great for celebrating his most recently finished contract of raiding a pirate den with several colonial militia. "Heard they serve drinks in glasses made of ice on Heimal. That true?" He asked what seemed to be thin air.

But less than a second later, a tiny holographic figure of a man in powered armour appeared, lacking a helmet that showed his grizzled face. "Pretty sure. I've gone through several tourist reports and planetary customs. You gonna get a beer or something?" The figure said. Cutter was Lance's A.I. assistant. He handled ship navigation, maintenance, and other things. Human-built artificial intelligence constructs were divided into three categories: basic, standard, and advanced.

Basic A.I.s were stupid, to say the least. These were meant to perform simple tasks such as guiding an unmanned spacecraft or controlling a continental computer network. They were unable to learn and were often seen as simple machines.

Standard A.I.s, on the other hand, had the processing power of a thousand basic A.I.s or more, and were the norm for everything that required computerised aid as they could easily fulfil the problems basic A.I.s could not. These could also freely learn and perfectly communicate with humans, using whatever avatar they chose, although they were still rather limited in terms of thinking capacity.

Then you had advanced A.I.s, which were exactly what it said on the tin. These constructs were the most advanced and sophisticated of any human-built intelligence programs, capable of effortlessly controlling and overseeing the networks of entire human worlds, and performing quintillions of calculations per second, and could basically learn anything. These were mainly used in government agencies to watch over human colonies, and the most important scientific research. They were, however, incredibly expensive and rare.

All in all, these constructs were still common and a part of daily life for UEG citizens.

Lance shrugged. "Dunno. Maybe whiskey or some-" He was cut off by a multitude of alarms going off all around the ship. Startled, he shifted into a more natural position, sitting correctly as he tapped his holographic console. "What the hell is going on?"

"RIFT drive malfunction!" Cutter informed with similar panic in his voice. "Something's gone wrong with the thing damn thing!"

"How? I just bought that thing two months ago!"

"You bought it from a shabby backstreet dealer on Sanction! What did you expect?"

"Uh..."

Cutter groaned. "I'm performing an emergency RIFT dropout. We're coming out of hyperspace in three... two... one."

The area in front of the ship opened up to reveal the inky blackness of space as the Renegade shook from its sudden transition back to realspace. There were hundreds of millions of twinkling stars all around the vessel. That, and a planet right in front of the ship. "Uh... where are we?" Lance asked.

"Don't know." Cutter replied, tapping away at a set of holographic interfaces. "But according to the position of the stars, we're twenty-three lightyears from the nearest colony. That planet's uncharted, but capable of supporting life."

Lance's heart sank at that. "So... what? We're stranded?"

The A.I. shrugged. "Pretty much."

The two sat there for a full minute before Lance finally spoke. "Fuck." He muttered, staring at the blue and green marble beneath him. "At least we'll be the first ones of explore a new habitable planet."
@datadogie Excellent. I'll get the first IC up.
Parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Or is this just piracy?
Caught in a LAN-slide,
No ESC to reality

Open your eyes,
Look up to the screen and see,
I'm not a poor guy,
I got 1080p,
Because my frames are high, temps are low,
DOTA 2, CS:GO.
Any kind of game sells,
it is always on Steam, on Steam.

Gaben, I just killed a RAM,
Downloaded games into its drive,
Too low storage and now it's dead.
Gaben, sales had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Gaben, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I don't buy again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, the sales have gone,
Sends emails to my bank,
Wallet's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and play online.

Gaben, ooh (any kind of game sells),
I don't wanna buy,
I sometimes wish I'd never bought them all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you buy the Fandango?
Aftershock and Raptor,
Very, very quickening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

I'm not a poor guy, all specs are high.
He's not a poor guy from a poor family,
Spare him his cash from this monstrosity.

DOTA 2, CS:GO, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Origin has a sale put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can cheat me and play games for free?
So you think you can buy me and leave me for broke?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Any kind of game sells
Play this for added effect when levelling up.

@Holy Soldier Got it.
@Holy Soldier

Wait, have the Seven actually entered the Reception Hall yet?


Level 1
Day One, Evening
Tetris Castle Reception
Interaction: None
Mention: @Aether Spawn @Lmpkio @Bright_Ops @Holy Soldier


Gordon narrowed his eyes and smirked. It seemed like everyone in the immediate area was teaming up on Mario, especially Samus and the newly-arrived Luigi. Samus had fired a barrage of oranges at the red plumber, while Luigi had assumed an aggressive combat pose. He glanced to his side and saw that Buck had once again boosted away, having targeted the assassin. The room was still a scene of total chaos, with food flying everywhere. Gordon felt a wave of nostalgia. The last time he had a food fight like this, it was back in high school in Seattle, and it ended with him getting detention for a month.

Jumping back to the tables at the rear, Freeman was just about to pick up a corn on a cob when a voice rang out from one of the rooms near the reception hall.

“What is this? A room full of children? Are these the heroes we summoned? I could have probably found better at an elementary school. Who started this mess?” The instantly recognisable voice of Guile, Capcom's head, bellowed.

Freeman immediately panicked. He knew that everyone in the room was going to be in deep shit. Hurridly stashing away his Gravity Gun, he desperately began cleaning up the mess in an attempt to get away with murder. Unfortunately, there were spilt confectionaries all over the place, not to mention sauces and gravies and soups.
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