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3 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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5 yrs ago
STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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5 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
6 yrs ago
Happy New Year!
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6 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

Most Recent Posts

@POOHEAD189@Ollumhammersong@Andreyich

My noble brethren, I feel the time has come to reignite the fury of the Templars, and so I ask if any (or all...or none) of you would be willing to return here and set off from whence we left off?

I understand if not, I've just got an itch...an itch only purging can satisfy...
@Dead Cruiser@Lady Selune@Ollumhammersong

Peckering had only just gotten back to wiping his dirty glasses when, with footfalls like the tread of a tank, a figure more like an Ogryn than a man approached the bar and demanded as much swill as he could have – and what he paid with would get him a considerable amount. Now the barman was not a small man by any stretch, but this man...this man...looked like he could dismantle the entire establishment with his bare hands.

“Right you are, sir,” nodded Sebastian, turning away only momentarily to duck low and heft an entire keg from below the bar. In one fluid movement, clearly practised for many years by now, he heaved it onto the bar-top in front of the 'man', pulling a small tap from somewhere else and breaching the keg; for a moment he was hesitant as to whether this being would even need a glass, so in the end he grabbed the largest beer stein he had and placed it beside the keg.

What was contained within the keg was what Sebastian Peckering liked to call his 'medium malt' swill, an entire step above the usual gut-rot but still rough enough that it could likely be used to power a vehicle or strip paint from a wall.

He slid the coins from the bar, and would have returned to his glasses, when the staff-bearing individual made their way into the bar. The sigh that Sebastian let out, even as he kept his eyes on the hulking figure nearby, could probably be heard by most of the patrons in the place.

"Glory to the God-Emperor, may his light continue to shine for a hundred eternities. Amasec, if you wouldn't mind. Something pleasant- that doesn't run the risk of blinding me."

“Glory to Him indeed,” said the barman with a bobbing of his head, figuring that this handsome devil may actually be able to afford something better than slosh, “one moment please.”

Further rustling around revealed one dusty bottle, the label faded but the amber liquid within clearly in good condition, a tumbler fetched alongside it and both placed before the refined newcomer.

“That'll be three Thrones.”

Great...a damned cogboy, he thought to himself as Octavian wheezed shambled into the Scrotum, watching him with a suspicion born of experience of interactions with the servants of Mars in the past, not really up to serving their kind but not adverse to giving them a place to sit either.

Meanwhile Jakob had been taking notice of every happening, knowing that the arrival of such colourful and out-of-place individuals could be no coincidence; in fact his time in the Guard has taught him very well that there was no such thing as happenstance anyway. No, they were here for something and he would know what it was.

With a cough to clear his throat, and in his best overly dramatic voice, he gestured to his former subordinate.

“A glass of Gorsk Whyte if you will, Peckering – I could do with a drink to tide me over, you know, before any potential employees arrive! What those Van Malahki bastards gave me should even be able to pay my way off-world. Wouldn't that be something?”

House Van Malahki was one of the largest crime families on the planet – unafraid of authority, fearless of repercussions from other syndicates, and utterly ruthless in their pursuit of domination and power – Jakob Audens was not lying when he claimed that this job could very well make or break a man.
@Dead Cruiser, @Lady Selune, I apologise for the lack of response to your posts - I've been working nights all week and then sleeping during the days; I pray you're still both about and interested, and I shall have a post up today.

@Andreyich, @Flagg and @Ollumhammersong, and word from you guys on a post?
Boy Howdy This Shit Is Popping Off


Yes indeed, I'll get a post up today or tomorrow - I'd like to think everyone else may post before then...either way, doesn't mean matter.
@Jbcool

Here's a character:

Nilus- Mechanicum Adept in service of Legio Cybernetica with a dirty secret. Wishes to uncover the secrets of both of his master's enemies; the servants of chaos, so he can eliminate them with his own mechanicum forces.


Going to have to currently say no, apologies.
Okay I'm now on the fence about the cult with how the intro is, I might go with a Squat instead


It's all good, a Squat is just as welcome.
@Jbcool

Who is fighting whom in the next round?


Ollum and I - I'll try to make it quick/shorter, so that we can get into something a bit more 'meaningful' to our role as Alien hunters.
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