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8 yrs ago
Current I'm so horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me.
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8 yrs ago
Kinkshaming other kinks is my kink, so don't kinkshame my kinkshaming kink.
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8 yrs ago
Grab life by the p***y
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8 yrs ago
Fitness? More like Fit'n'ess whole pizza in my mouth!
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8 yrs ago
ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STOLE MY FUCKING... OH! There it is...
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Canadian English Teacher
Deep fascination with anything relating to medieval Europe, or ancient Greece

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I'm also interested.


Sweet. If you've got a country in mind, run it by me and I'll tell you if it's taken or anything. Then post away!
@Jotunn Draugr She might get along pretty well with Shay. Maybe. If she enjoys getting drunk and potentially picking bar fights or the like.


Haha sounds right up her alley.

Chinese beer only, though. She's a lady of class:


@Jotunn Draugr

Thanks for that. Yeah, my guy is a pretentious ass, and will be played as such until he's spent more time around people. He's a good wartime companion to have, but that bedside manner... not so much.


Alright, and my girl's a nihilistic gun-nut. Looks like we'll get along great ;)


East Koniginsberg, Northern Manitoba, Gottesland



The filthiest slum in Gottesland, stretching as far as the eye could see, lay beneath a bleak, cloudy sky. In the centre of town, thousands of agitated citizens shuffled around, amassing around a small wooden stage, with a sole figure standing on it.

"Dear President Koln, and Prime Minister Steinmann. It is the ongoing wish of the British people, whom you continually trample upon with your barbaric restrictions and customs, to be given full sovereignty over their own lands. Segregated and self sustaining as we are, your continued violent law enforcement betrays your regime for what it really is. You are nothing short of a foreign, imperial dictatorship, and my people will not stand for it. The British people are as stalwart as they are ancient. Our unbroken lineage has been synonymous with independence and distinction for millennia, dating back to the establishment of the oldest, and most enduring kingdom in the history of the world. To deny the potency and perfection of the English language in your parliament, and to suppress the free expression of individuality that our ancestors gifted to humanity, is to spit in the face of a lion!"

Victoria Albertasdottir, clad in a flowing, bright red cotton dress, polished jewelry hanging from each limb, spoke with an unwavering confidence, upon her rickety wooden platform. The massive crowd of unwashed peasants stood before her, in complete silence. It was unlikely they understood half of what she was saying, but they nonetheless hung on her every word. She was a figure of authority, and a strikingly beautiful one at that. As her speech continued, the only other audible sound was her scribe, typing away on a rusty typewriter. This was to be her sternest declaration yet. With any luck, it would incite further heavy-handedness from the government, increasing her popularity even further.

"It is with this understanding, of our own innate superiority, that we, the British people, demand equal representation in Parliament."

She paused, to emphasize the importance of this demand to her uneducated audience. Gracefully brushing a few strands of long, blond hair from her face, she continued.

"It is with this understanding, of our countless invaluable gifts to humanity, that we, the British people, demand complete self-governance over our cities."

Again she paused, taking a moment to bask in the look of incredulous awe that sat on the faces of her followers.

"It is with this understanding, of the purity of our language and culture, that we, the British people, demand freedom!"

With this, she thrust one fair, slender fist into the air. The crowd exploded in applause, roaring with enthusiasm. She gave a bow, as her guards, clad in red wool jackets, swiftly escorted her from the stage. The masses parted like the Red Sea as her entourage moved toward them. She smirked as a wave of ecstatic self-adoration surged through her. The dust-covered masses shrieked and bellowed with joy as she blew kisses at them.

Coming up from behind her, and hopping into the circle of red-clad guards, Sir James Painter joined the briskly marching celebrity.

"Your best speech yet, m'lady."

"Well I should hope so", she responded quietly. "It's about damn time we took this to Argyllsberg."

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Prime Minister's Office, Parliament, Argyllsberg



A middle-aged, suspendered man, sporting a greasy beard and a sizable bald spot, frantically rifled through hand-written letters on his large, oak desk.

"Verdammt", the Prime Minister hissed, before grabbing hold of a faded note, tucked near the bottom of the stack. "Aha!", he exclaimed.

"So which one is this?", asked a stern, red-headed man sitting across from him.

"Zis is zie vun frhom Vest Koniginsberg", Steinmann responded through his thick Germanic accent, skimming over the page. "Two dead, sree voonded. Zey haf fallen bek to zie Koniginsberg military base."

The Prime Minister's guest furrowed his brow. "May I?", he asked, gesturing toward the letter.

"Ja, ja", Steinmann nodded, passing it across the table. "Vut do you sink?"

"I think...", the man responded, his eyes darting across the page, "that it's time for a blitz. The longer we leave this alone, the worse it's going to get. We need to stamp the whole thing out, and fast."

"You know zis will be a hard sell to zie Gutteslander leut. Zey von't put up wit zie violence."

"This is an easy story to tell, Lukas. They've already killed two officers. Any action we take, from now on, is a defensive action. Let's use this excuse to end this problem right now."

"Yes, yes, I will put zie vord out. Ve'll get posters up, send out vhornings und notices."

"Good man. Now if you'll excuse me, I think it's time I checked in on our dear neighbours."

"Goot luck, Mister President", Steinmann proclaimed with a wave.

"Likewise", MacFearghus-Koln grunted, as he let himself out.




I was thinking of going with an industrialized Not - Russian Tsardom, where the Tsar realized the only way to stop the foreseeable proletariat revolution was to industrialize and create a middle class. I'll get on posting a sheet and maybe even my first post sometime tonight.


That sounds like an awesome addition to the scenario! Looking forward to it.
@Jotunn Draugr

If you would, what are the specifics on the rifle you've got your girl aiming at Maxus? If you decide off of general principle to shoot him because he's an ass (wouldn't blame you), I'd like to figure if it'll get past his force field or merely knock his head back.

Kinda like this...



Haha good to know you won't hold it against me. I'll keep the option on the table ;)

She's using a modified AMR-2, that fires .50 BMG rounds.
Name: Forseti Bjornson


Race: Haugbui/Draugr
-Magical Norse zombie, able to use dark magic to shapeshift and increase or decrease in size. His magical abilities are strengthened near graveyards and oceans, especially on cloudy days, but weakened the further he goes inland. Like other zombies, he is filled with a deep hunger for human flesh, but he also retains most of his human personality, allowing him to resist this desire.

Age: Chronologically 56, Physically 29

Appearance:
Forseti is a thin, gaunt man. His eyes are darkly outlined, giving the appearance of having not slept in many days. His skin is grey and lifeless, but his face is largely obscured by a thick beard. His body is likewise hidden by a thick navy-blue pea coat, leather gloves, formal pants, and tall, heeled leather boots. He stands with a stiff posture, and walks with a limp. His pockets are filled with herbs and tobacco, and a lit pipe is constantly hanging from his mouth. He carries a strong aroma of various burnt plants and alcohol. When on land, he waxes his beard and greases back his hair, giving the appearance of a proper sea-fairing gentleman. At sea, his hair blows free, and a primal energy radiates from his expression.

Personality:
Forseti is a very stiff, and heavily self-restrained individual. He upholds flawless posture, and strides with the utmost authority. Joy doesn't come naturally to him anymore, but he makes the effort to smile and play along with his comrades, for the sake of the group. He savours every opportunity to sit down, as though it relieves a great weight from his entire being, not just his legs. He's also a deeply spiritual man, who observes several pagan religious practices before going to bed. Over all, while he appears as a fairly young man, he displays the personae of someone far older.


Equipment/possessions:
-Steel rapier
-Flintlock pistol
-Fillet knife
-Oilskin coat
-Bone tobacco pipe
-Pipe tobacco
-Whiskey bottle
-Leather-bound prayer book
-Book of matches

Stats: (18 total)
Strength: 5
Endurance: 4
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 2
Will: 3
Luck: 1

Skills/Spells:
-Fencing
-Seamanship
-Alter Appearance (Spell: Changes appearance and size to suite the situation. Good for persuasion and stealth)
-Undead Strength (Spell: Double the result of a Strength roll)
-Lifeless Lungs (Immune to drowning/suffocation)

Color me interested


Awesome, well feel free to hop in.
Meanwhile, in Canada,

Prime Minister Trudeau gets ready to meet the press.


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